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The Flood / Re: What internet provider do you have?
« on: July 25, 2016, 12:05:06 AM »
WalMart

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The Flood / Re: You have
« on: July 25, 2016, 12:03:36 AM »
Detroit

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The Flood / Re: Man shoots himself in the face
« on: July 24, 2016, 11:08:51 PM »
"you a thug ass nigga"

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The Flood / Re: Answer these 50+ questions
« on: July 24, 2016, 11:02:52 PM »
What was your favorite food when you were a child?
crab legs

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What’s the #1 most played song?
currently it's "keep it mello" by Marshmello

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What is one of your favorite quotes?
"It is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of mankind that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable." -Dr. Leonard Church

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What’s your favorite indoor/outdoor activity?
video games

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What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
homework

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What is your favorite form of exercise?
biking

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What is your favorite time of day/day of the week/month of the year?
evening

saturday

february or march because i like cool, rainy weather

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What’s your least favorite mode of transportation?
public

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What is your favorite body part?
torso

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What sound do you love?
the ambient noises on Valhalla in halo 3

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“WHAT IF…” QUESTIONS

If you could throw any kind of party, what would it be like and what would it be for?
marijuana and booze everywhere

my irl and internet friends

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If you could paint a picture of any scenery you’ve seen before, what would you paint?
a rainy beach with gray skies

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If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
21

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If you knew the world was ending in 2012, what would you do differently?
fuck a lot of bitches and smoke a lot of weed

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If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor?
calvin coolidge

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If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be?
roaring 20s

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If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
make music

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If you had to work on only one project for the next year, what would it be?
port Halo 3 to PC(the full game not that halo online mod bullshit)

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If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
become a god

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If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to?
Church

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If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?
andrew jackson

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If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
max out my roth ira

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If you were reincarnated as an animal/drink/ice cream flavor, what would it be?
tiger

strawberry watermelon margarita

vanilla

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If you could know the answer to any question, besides “What is the meaning of life?”, what would it be?
are we under observation by aliens?

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If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?
sheogorath

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If you could change your appearance to one of the following option


A




B






C


i dont like any of these options but i guess i dislike A the least



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PERSONAL QUESTIONS

What do you want to be when you grow up?
computer engineer

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When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time?
answering these questions

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What would you name the autobiography of your life?
born to b a G O D

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What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?
Reise Reise - Rammstein
Fuel - Metallica
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked - Cage The Elephant
Nobody Speak - DJ Shadow feat. Run The Jewels
House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
Forever Young - Alphaville
Unforgotten - Martin O'Donnell
You Gotta Move - Aerosmith
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead - Gorillaz
Your Song - Elton John

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PERSONAL HISTORY QUESTIONS

Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best?
one time my parents found out i got drunk at a friends house but they were pretty chill about it actually

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What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up?
saving private ryan

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What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
watch a good friend lose the battle with cancer and know i couldnt do anything to help

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What was the last experience that made you a stronger person?
see previous question

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What did you do growing up that got you into trouble?
saying vulgar shit in elementary school

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When was the last time you had an amazing meal?
month or two ago i had a dinner consisting of calamari, scallops, and lobster raviolis

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What’s the best/worst gift you’ve ever given/received?
given: AA batteries to my sister

received: a football (i was not a sporty child)

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What do you miss most about being a kid?
not having to give a fuck about anything

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What is your first memory of being really excited?
this one stumped me... probably the earliest memory i can think of being happy was when my now deceased grandfather gave me a toy fire truck for christmas

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What was the first thing you bought with your own money?
no idea. probably legos. if you mean money i earned from an actual job then probably a video game.

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When was the last time you were nervous?
today

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What is something you learned in the last week?
how to make a triple double crunchwrap if we're all out of 12 inch tortillas AND tostada shells

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What story does your family always tell about you?
one time i exited our camper full blown naked in a campground when i was little

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At what age did you become an adult?
ha. thats bound to never happen

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RANDOM QUESTIONS


Is a picture worth a thousand words? Elaborate.
depends on how a e s t h e t i c the picture is
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Where’s Waldo?
i prefer odlaw



fucking done.

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The Flood / Re: Guys which of these is prettiest
« on: July 24, 2016, 09:43:04 PM »
this one

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The Flood / Re: So fucking hot hnnnng
« on: July 24, 2016, 09:42:09 PM »
this is better

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The Flood / Re: fucking culinary masterpiece right here 👌
« on: July 24, 2016, 11:37:55 AM »
it looks like you puked on doritos.
sometimes a e s t h e t i c s and f l a v o r dont mix

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The Flood / Re: fucking culinary masterpiece right here 👌
« on: July 24, 2016, 11:36:58 AM »
Those actually look good af
they fuckin are

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The Flood / Re: fucking culinary masterpiece right here 👌
« on: July 24, 2016, 02:06:26 AM »

guy fieri just fucked my mouth hole with his cheesy penis my sangheili friend

i must be guy fieris S O N

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The Flood / Re: fucking culinary masterpiece right here 👌
« on: July 24, 2016, 02:00:30 AM »
I just ate arby's


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fucking sub  shit tier food right there fam you gotta be your own c h e f

nigga its called bitches. they cook for T h e H a n because they want some deek in their cheeks
nigga i dont want no S L U T S cooking for me dog

the female B I T C H hand aint fit to handle the foods of a G O D

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The Flood / Re: fucking culinary masterpiece right here 👌
« on: July 24, 2016, 01:57:02 AM »
I just ate arby's


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fucking sub  shit tier food right there fam you gotta be your own c h e f

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The Flood / fucking culinary masterpiece right here 👌
« on: July 24, 2016, 01:51:08 AM »
holy shit im such a fucking c h e f

nachos on point

2:50 a.m. snack nigga

chef torso in the kitchen

real s a d b o y s know what up in mojos kitchen got bad bitches eating chex mix outta my palm



recipe:
-tortilla chips(quality kind you get at a mexican market you know none of that pussy ass kroger tier shit)
-cilantro
-salsa macha(basically chili peppers made into a paste-type substance)
-queso(cheese)

grate the queso into a bowl and thoroughly mix with cut up cilantro and salsa macha

add as much cilantro and salsa as you want for your own preferences(i usually use about 1/2 teaspoon of salsa macha because i like the kick and flavor but i dont want the heat to be overbearing)

spread evenly over a full plate of chips

microwave for about 40 seconds



this culinary experience is guaranteed to elevate your palate to a transcendental level of pure pleasure

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The Flood / Re: Why are most people here self loathing?
« on: July 24, 2016, 01:31:37 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: what causes misanthropy
« on: July 24, 2016, 01:27:56 AM »
TheHan69
haha thats a funny meme

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The Flood / Re: I'm just done.
« on: July 24, 2016, 12:44:52 AM »
play halo 3

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The Flood / Re: Rate my festival outfit for next week DAY 1
« on: July 24, 2016, 12:36:07 AM »
thats not what id wear to a renaissance festival

do you have any armor?

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The Flood / Re: Cringe thread
« on: July 24, 2016, 12:35:00 AM »
YouTube

thank god for slam poetry
nice blowjob eyes

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The Flood / Re: Well, got another one.
« on: July 24, 2016, 12:29:13 AM »

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The Flood / Re: day in the life of a millennial
« on: July 24, 2016, 12:27:08 AM »
Since when are 98's millennials?
They're genY. 90's kids are millennials

Yeah that's what I was thinking

Milennials are like anything before 96
what would you consider yourself then, if not a millennial

Timeless One™
oh

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The Flood / Re: #JustJiveProblems
« on: July 23, 2016, 02:30:13 PM »
i dont think this thread is about jive problems anymore

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The Flood / Re: day in the life of a millennial
« on: July 23, 2016, 02:27:25 PM »
Since when are 98's millennials?
They're genY. 90's kids are millennials

Yeah that's what I was thinking

Milennials are like anything before 96
what would you consider yourself then, if not a millennial

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ebin

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The Flood / Re: It's that time again! PACKAGE THREAD!
« on: July 23, 2016, 11:46:42 AM »
oh thats not actually halo

>Implying I would invest anymore in a dead game series.

Anyways, we all know what happens when you collect every part of a Dragon Ball media set:

Spoiler
The same thing happens when you get the original six Star Trek movies on VHS
now thats a e s t h e t i c right there

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The Flood / Re: i kinda miss korra
« on: July 22, 2016, 11:49:55 PM »
korra was a man
haha funny meme got eem
haHA funny joke my MAN

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im dying inside

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The Flood / Re: i kinda miss korra
« on: July 22, 2016, 11:43:45 PM »
Korra was never real. it was all in your head eli.
i miss u

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The Flood / Re: i kinda miss korra
« on: July 22, 2016, 11:42:15 PM »
Yep.
omg i bet you are all saying mean things about me in there

my life is meaningless

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