Why not just use skype? it's a fuck ton easier to talk on, and the mic quality isn't absolute shit.

BECAUSE I DON'T DO SKYPE AND I WOULD MOST LIKELY BE PLAYING WITH WHOEVER I'M TALKING TO.

#offtopic should be spammed with this.

They wouldn't know how to react.

I DON'T THINK IT'S BREAKING THE COC...

Like over Xbox?

YEAH. I PUT THE THREAD HERE INSTEAD OF GAMING BECAUSE I WILL BE OFF THE FLOOD IN AN HOUR AND PROBABLY WONT BE ONLINE AGAIN FOR A WHILE. WANTED QUICK REPLIES.

I'M PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER. WHO WANTS TO SPEND A NIGHT WITH THEIR FAVORITE COWPIE? WE CAN PLAY GAMES AND TALK AND HAVE FUN. OR IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO HATES ME I WILL LET YOU INSULT ME FOR HOURS. SOUND GOOD?
SO WHO WANTS TO JOIN ME IN THIS LITTLE ADVENTURE THAT I HAVE DONE AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES?
I COULD DO IT SOLO, BUT I WOULD REALLY LIKE SOME COMPANY. I KNOW, I'M PATHETIC.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THERE ALL NIGHT AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE THERE RIGHT NOW. JUST AS LONG AS YOU WILL BE THERE SOMETIME TONIGHT.

SLEEP IS FOR SUCKAS!
I'M PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER.

I... I miss him. ;_;

MAH CHILDHOOD.... IT HURTS SO BAD

The CE pistol can actually one shot Hunters.

I KNOW THIS. YOU THINK I'M SOME KIND OF NOOB?

If I can't sleep at night, I give up and go do something.

YOU COULD DO ME

I USUALLY GET BURNED WHEN I HURT MYSELF. BEING SHORTER THAN THE COUNTER AND TRYING TO GET A COOKIE THAT JUST CAME OUT OF THE OVEN. BLISTERS IN THE ARMPIT SUCK.
THE BURNER ON THE STOVE WAS A LITTLE CROOKED. I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS ON.
THERE WAS ANOTHER TIME WHERE ALL I REMEMBER WAS SEEING SOMETHING GLOWING RED IN A CAR AND THINKING "OOOH SHINY I WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE." BURNS ON THE END OF MY FINGER ARE REALLY BAD BECAUSE I LIKE TO TOUCH STUFF. I STILL FEEL AN URGE TO TOUCH ALL THE SHINY STUFF THAT I SEE. VERY DISTRACTING WHEN I TRY TO COOK.

OH GOD... IT GOT MADAGASCAR. NOTHING IS SAFE.

*EATS POPCORN*
HEHEHE

Poop can haz teh sex?

YEAH, BUT IT'S ALWAYS ANAL.

I WILL HAVE TO SAY ME.
I'M NOT THAT INTERESTING WHEN I STOP LYING...