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« on: August 12, 2014, 05:01:04 PM »
This thread got fricken weird quick.
But then again it was weird since the start.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING... I'M SO SORRY
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« on: August 12, 2014, 04:57:54 PM »
He pulls right and his shoulder blade falls off him, as it reaches his feet he kicks it, and it sinks into the dragon's weak spot, splattering crimson blood all across the room
As he tries to pull right the dragon pins him to the wall and rips off his clothes. It then pulls out it's dick. how does Sir Titsalot react?
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« on: August 12, 2014, 04:55:10 PM »
Damn straight he is.
The dinosaur doesn't realize it has huge teeth and bites off bills dick. how does he react?
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« on: August 12, 2014, 04:53:06 PM »
I AM BEGINNING TO FEEL THE SAME WAY AS I MATURE.
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« on: August 12, 2014, 04:46:40 PM »
Nope
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« on: August 11, 2014, 11:25:48 PM »
*JIZZES AT SIGHT OF MOVIE* THAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE. I'VE SEEN IT ABOUT 20 TIMES. WHEN I DRAW DRAGONS I BASE THE TAIL OFF THE DRAGON IN THAT MOVIE. I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN
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« on: August 11, 2014, 11:16:56 PM »
 [Bad ass intensifies]
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« on: August 11, 2014, 11:14:08 PM »
Get a pet T-Rex.
Bill travels back in time and becomes friends with a T-Rex. Eventually Bill decides it's time to go home. He asks the T-Rex to come with him, and the dinosaur replies with "I will be your pet if I can suck you" Is Bill willing to get a blowjob from a T-Rex?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 11:11:50 PM »
He came in the dragons face, in a moment of shock for Sosaal Sir Titsalot plunges his blade into him
Wtf man this is a story being told to children The blade breaks on the massive dragons scales. As the shards of the blade fall away from Sosaal's face Sir Titsalot notices that the wizard had managed to remove on of the dragons chest plates and loosened the ones around it. A perfect weak spot, if Sir Titsalot's sword wasn't lying one the floor in ten pieces. The dragon laughs as the sexy knight pisses his pants. "you're weak." It says as it pushes Sir Titsalot into a wall and begins peeling off each armor piece one by one. How should our brave knight react?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:46:59 PM »
I will read this because you didn't write in caps, I don't ever read anything longer than 2-3 lines!
Thats why I'm not doing caps
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:46:36 PM »
Get bent, you maroon.
Maybe you could teach me
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:13:58 PM »
Avatar Korra as...
Avatar Korra.
Lol
I don't know anything about her...
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:08:53 PM »
He ignored it and looted the wizard's body, then spent the loot at the brothrel
Three days later Sosaal rips the roof off the brothel. "I challenged you and was ignored. You shall now die for being a coward." "oh come on I was about to cum down that whores throat" Replied Sit Titsalot as the hooker he had just hired was torn apart by the angry dragon. He quickly put on his armor. What will he do now?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:03:22 PM »
Hello Cowpie
I want to play a game
that depends... What kind of game?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 07:01:06 PM »
Me.
There once was a sangheili stripper. One day the club was attacked so he whipped out his throbbing vienis and slapped all the bad guys to death with it. When he got home he found that he had been robbed. He decided to hunt down the robbers. How will he begin?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 06:40:26 PM »
I only roleplay with sexual humour in public to receive humor. Sorry Cowpie, I didn't want to make love with ye'.
SAME HERE. I DIDN'T WANT YO SANGHEILI BOOTY
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« on: August 11, 2014, 06:39:49 PM »
I like men
Is that why you turned down Quarantine?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 06:36:02 PM »
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:53:03 PM »
Bill the wizard, who can travel through time. He also likes pie.
Once upon a time there was a wizard named bill. He was extremely fat because all he ever did was eat pie. One day a fellow wizard was having a friendly conversation with him about powerful spells when the other wizard said he discovered how to travel through time. He then taught Bill how. What is Bill going to do first with this amazing power?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:50:02 PM »
Sir Titsalot
He's Burmese
And he has a plasma sword
He can levitate
"come here kiddies" said Grandpa as the children entered his hospital room. "I have a very important story to tell you. It's about one of your ancestors, Sir Titsalot, a brave knight who fought against evil." The dying mans grandchildren gathered around his death bed. "Back in the days of magic, when problems were settled by a fight to the death, There was a great man. He had a friend who was the greatest wizard to ever live. His friend used magic to give him the power to levitate and made him a sword that had a blade of plasma. This sword could cut through anything. Sir Titsalot was very brave and was never defeated. One day while he was saving a princess from a cruel dragon his friends tower was attacked by an evil dragon named Sosaal. The dragon used a spear put through the wizards face to pin him above the tower door and ripped open his belly so that his guts were hanging right in front of the door. Carved into the door was a message for Sir Titsalot. MEET ME ON THE PEAK OF KEP MOUNTAIN AT DAWN IN THREE DAYS. -SOSAAL What do you think Sir Titsalot did about this challenge?"
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:34:44 PM »
I_IRONMAN_I as Tony Stark.
It's your tenth birthday and you're really rich. You now have access to all the resources you family has so you can do anything. What do you want to do first?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:26:42 PM »
I'm quite a staunch atheist.
It represents nothing to me but a moment of incredible weakness, and I'd rather die than repeat it.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THERE IS NOTHING TO LOSE FROM IT, AND IF GOD JUST HAPPENS TO BE REAL YOU MIGHT GAIN FROM IT.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:25:20 PM »
I'm bored and want to see how creative I can be.
Make a character and I will come up with a story for you based on your character. Make it whatever you want, it just cant be invincible. If it is invincible it has to have some weakness, like kryptonite is for superman.
All Characters will be put in the OP
I_IRONMAN_I: Tony Stark. This does not need to be explained.
Sprungli: Sir Titsalot. Burmese, can levitate, and has a plasma sword
Yutaka: Bill. Time traveling wizard with a pie obsession. (Could he be the next doctor?)
Vien: Vien. A sangheili that kills people with it's throbbing vienis.
Ktan Dantaktee: Plasmeteus. Control of all types of energy, more strength than the average man, regenerates like he's playing COD, and wears a trenchcoat.
Avatar Korra: Avatar Korra. I don't know anything about this person
This is now closed to new people until I get a game master. theses characters will get their stories from me
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:21:34 PM »
The absolute worst thing I've ever done was stand above my sleeping stepdad with a knife, contemplating murder.
But that's more of a trope than a confession for me, now.
After you know that, there really isn't much to confess.
Other than the fact that during the time I was incredibly dysphoric, I actually prayed. Which is the only thing I can actually remember regretting in my life.
WHY DO YOU REGRET PRAYING?
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:20:32 PM »
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:20:16 PM »
~,~`
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO SHOW UP FIG. <3
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:19:09 PM »
DEFINITELY Spoiler DEFINITELY NEVER HAD SEX. NEVER WILL
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:16:56 PM »
I can't think of anything I haven't already confessed before.
I PROBABLY MISSED THEM ALL.
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:14:28 PM »
COME AT ME BRO
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« on: August 11, 2014, 03:13:08 PM »
COME HERE LITTLE ONE. TELL COWPIE YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRETS.
IF ENOUGH OF YOU POST YOUR SECRETS I WILL POST ONE OF MY OWN.
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