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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: August 09, 2015, 05:16:43 AM »
Are there even any black people here? LMAO
Here's me



sup me too

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The Flood / Re: How Wesley Snipes saved my life
« on: August 09, 2015, 05:15:17 AM »
I'm gonna get banned huehue

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The Flood / How Wesley Snipes saved my life
« on: August 09, 2015, 05:13:07 AM »
It was a year ago. Detroit penitentuary. Staring down a black man's ass. I dropped the soap and now they we're going to make me eat crumbs. And they didn't look like cookie crumbs to me.

"You liked yesterday's lunch, right Freddy? Well why don't you try it again, I remixed it this time HAHAHA."

"I don't want that," I said.

Two men started to beat the shit out of me. The blows sent shockwaves through fiber after fiber of the corpse that was me.

Cascading water from above cleared the blood from my mangled face. Dizzy, I could hear them laughing as the white tiled walls merged into a blank, pristine void. Everything was just barely discernible forms now, and I thought then that I might as well give into their demands.

"He's going for it!" said a guy named Walter. Walter wasn't a part of the entire fiasco. He was a good guy, however I think something sparked a hidden fetish inside of him that day.

"Arrrgghhhh," said the man waiting gleefully to receive my service. His grin sank into a wince, and then he tumbled onto his side and died. A dart stuck out from his neck.

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill." A man dressed like Blade stood at the entrance of the shower.

Wesley teleported right behind the whimpering man to my right.

"FFFRRROOOOOOSSST!" Welsey expressed himself as he shoved the man's arms into the poor soul's throat.

"What are you," the other man exhaled hopelessly.

"Looks like your mascara's running." And then Wesley turned him into a human pincushion. Hues of crimson oozed through the crevices of his dart infested carcass and twirled like a dainty stream into the shower drainage.

Lastly, Daywalker faced Walter.

"You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar coated topping!"

Walter stopped fapping as Wesley's fist impaled his face.

Awe inspired, I gazed at that wonder of a man, and I tried to contain my weeping. Wesley just ran his fingers through my hair.

"Why didn't you just use those darts in the movies."

"ok."

He smiled.

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Poor Bernie, all he does is cater to lower income voters. Targetting him is kind of random.

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The Flood / Re: I think Assassin11D7 might have killed himself
« on: August 09, 2015, 12:54:10 AM »
At least people care that he might have committed suicide

It's, it's something.

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The Flood / Re: Which User Are You Most Like?
« on: August 09, 2015, 12:52:04 AM »
Fun Timer has good taste in anime music tbh

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The Flood / Re: what the FUCK
« on: August 08, 2015, 11:21:31 PM »


Spoiler
you should never told anyone and pretended like it was just a hallucination. you'd feel better about the world at the end of the day

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Gaming / Re: Favorite track from each Smash Bros. game?
« on: August 08, 2015, 11:17:41 PM »
I really like this one, lots of fond memories to this song

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon Picture Thread (Version 3.0)
« on: August 08, 2015, 11:00:14 PM »
yesterday

Spoiler

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Serious / Re: General existential discussion thread
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:54:39 PM »
You can say, because we, as microcosms of the universe, create our own realities (i.e. art, ideas, perspectives), the clear purpose can be said to create, and from that it can be derived that we create our own respective meaning or purposes to exist.
Could not the same thing be said about literally anything we have in common with reality, like say, inevitably dying?

Yes, but I'd say the purpose of death is so that life can be recycled into a new form, so in essence it all boils down to endless creation again

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The Flood / Re: It's almost six AM, and I feel so meta; AMA
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:49:53 PM »
When will the world learn that Leonardo Di Caprio deserves an Oscar

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Gaming / Re: I'd like to see this type of jrpg resurface
« on: August 08, 2015, 10:43:07 PM »
Sonic Adventure 2 did this and it was amazing

Yup, with the dark side of the story too. Worked out well, surprisingly

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The Flood / Re: Do You Ever Look Back Through Your Old Posts And...
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:33:00 PM »
I've been here for a day but I can already hear the screams of my brain cells dying as my post count increases

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Gaming / Re: Lavender Town and other Pokemon urban legends
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:28:09 PM »
Of course LTS is just some silly story. I mean, come on. Kids killing themselves because a song in a video game made them suicidal?... That's just too silly.

I really detest that story, too, because it ended up sabotaging my favorite song in the game.

I do like to believe that Blue's Raticate did die, however. Whether or not you were the one who fatally wounded it, I don't know. I also like the idea that Ditto was a failed attempt at cloning Mew.

I thought it was more or less considered that it did die

Read this and tell me if it's bullshit or not
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When Ash was trying to capture a Ghost Pokemon at the Tower of Terror to defeat Sabrina, the three Ghost Pokemon, Gastly, Gengar, and Haunter sank into the ground. Ash dove down to catch them but smashed into the floor, causing the chandelier to fall onto him and Pikachu. The Ghost Pokemon took out their souls to play with them as ghosts, and later returned them to their bodies.

Source: http://listofdeaths.wikia.com/wiki/Pokemon

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Gaming / Re: Lavender Town and other Pokemon urban legends
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:24:31 PM »
Ditto being a failed Mew clone is my favorite theory. It makes sense.

I actually never heard of this theory until now

I wonder if Pokemon Black Version ever existed as a fan made thing

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The Flood / Re: HAHA I TOO AM IN AGREEMENT
« on: August 08, 2015, 09:07:38 PM »
not even vintage but hey

Spoiler





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The Flood / Re: If you were going to kill yourself
« on: August 08, 2015, 08:52:38 PM »
I'd write an erotic message to random members then upload my suicide on YouTube.


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The Flood / Re: Good news
« on: August 08, 2015, 08:48:35 PM »
DESTY DON'T LEAVE it is me ULRICH your long lost brother

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Gaming / Re: I'd like to see this type of jrpg resurface
« on: August 08, 2015, 08:46:20 PM »
Radiatia Stories was fun.
Prequel when

Spoiler

kicking people was therapeutic somehow

I'd love a prequel. Maybe a story where they show where Sonata came from, or a story about Cairn Russel

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The Flood / Re: Most hearbreaking song
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:59:55 AM »
DAMMIT YOU FUCKS

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Gaming / Re: Lavender Town and other Pokemon urban legends
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:58:03 AM »
Well, I hope you've got friends now that will support you and help make life fun and stuff
I don't.
I'm trying to be that self-sustaining person for myself. It's hard.


It sure is......and sometimes, when you do find that person, they become hopelessly corrupt, unrecognizable from what they used to be. I guess it's better to not rely too much on others at the end of day, unless, unless you manage to get lucky......

You've got a whole life, a long road of you, perhaps a road that won't end. I'm sure you'll find someone along the way

:]

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Serious / Re: OH FUCK PLANTS HAVE A SOUL
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:44:01 AM »
There is only one soul.

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Gaming / Re: Lavender Town and other Pokemon urban legends
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:42:54 AM »
Don't know, but this song wouldn't have helped.
YouTube


I listened to that song 3 and a half years ago, and that's when all the great adversity in my life started
I listened to this song in a dark room during lunch breaks for a week hoping I'd be swallowed by a giant shadow monster or go insane and shiv everyone.
I can't remember that week much, come to think of it.


0.0 that takes some guts to do man

something about the binaural nature of the song triggers a panic/anxious feeling in the brain, I've read that somewhere
I've read that too. Normally I don't listen to it, it's too jarring and weird.
I was losing my mind that week though. Apparently everyone thought I was going to kill myself.


Well, I hope you've got friends now that will support you and help make life fun and stuff


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The Flood / Re: Most hearbreaking song
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:41:00 AM »
fucking hell you guys you're tearing me apart

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The Flood / Re: Most hearbreaking song
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:34:01 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Lavender Town and other Pokemon urban legends
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:27:25 AM »
Don't know, but this song wouldn't have helped.
YouTube


I listened to that song 3 and a half years ago, and that's when all the great adversity in my life started
I listened to this song in a dark room during lunch breaks for a week hoping I'd be swallowed by a giant shadow monster or go insane and shiv everyone.
I can't remember that week much, come to think of it.


0.0 that takes some guts to do man

something about the binaural nature of the song triggers a panic/anxious feeling in the brain, I've read that somewhere

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The Flood / Re: Where unconventional place do you want to vacation?
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:23:11 AM »
I want to visit a grotto and stay there with my friends(I have no friends lmao)

We could go fishing and listen to soul music until Tom Hanks rescues us

I return home and fall in love with my Ukrainian maid

I die without children because I never left the grotto because Tom Hanks just left me there

A good life

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