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961
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:37:50 AM »
I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.
Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.
Yeah, I know. Always seemed a bit excessive to me.
Rights we consider to be fundamental seeming frivolous to Flee?
I want every major news outlet on the phone immediately, they're going to shit themselves when they hear about this development.
Well that's a pretty spirited reaction over a very mild criticism of an aspect of the US justice system.
Hey man, I didn't shit in CNNs pants, CNN shit in CNNs pants.
962
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:10:15 AM »
I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.
Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.
Yeah, I know. Always seemed a bit excessive to me.
Rights we consider to be fundamental seeming frivolous to Flee? I want every major news outlet on the phone immediately, they're going to shit themselves when they hear about this development.
963
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:51:41 AM »
melt a stick of butter and throw the steak into a plastic bag with the butter
microwave until well done and njoy with some A1 steak sauce
964
« on: January 11, 2018, 02:23:00 AM »
No because it's one of the best Star Wars films. 
[$00.02 has been deposited into your account by: The Walt Disney Company.]
Everything made after Disney bought the rights needs to be removed from the canon. "Lol bleeding crystals!"
but aren't you literally on their payroll 🤔
965
« on: January 06, 2018, 04:57:14 PM »
966
« on: January 06, 2018, 03:56:22 PM »
967
« on: January 04, 2018, 01:36:58 PM »
I heard about this week's ago how the fuck has Intel not been destroyed by media dumpster fire yet.
968
« on: January 04, 2018, 12:27:22 PM »
969
« on: January 02, 2018, 05:18:53 PM »
the only problem is that someone decided to make a cringey image macro of it with impact font and such
but the sentiment itself is fine
>this same person believes that video games are a form of art
970
« on: January 01, 2018, 05:26:45 AM »
The drinks were consumed,
the plants were destroyed,
and the hors d'oeuvres dismantled.
I'm not smiling
behind this fake veneer.
I am often interrupted
or completely ignored,
but most of all I'm bored.
I'm trying to find out
if my words have any meaning.
Lackluster and full of contempt
when it always ends the same.
Why won't she listen to me?
Why did I come?
Oh, why did I come here?
These humans all suck.
I'd rather be home
feeling violent and lonely.
I'm not trying to sound so insincere,
but the postcard that's taped to the freezer reads:
"Wish you were here."
How I wish I could disappear.
I'm trying to find out
if my words have any meaning.
Lackluster and full of contempt
when it always ends the same.
Heads up Damage Control,
there's a ring around her finger.
Last chance for changing lanes,
and you missed it by a mile.
Why won't she listen to me?
This must be it.
Welcome to the new year.
971
« on: December 31, 2017, 01:06:08 PM »
2017 was not bad fam
972
« on: December 30, 2017, 07:44:59 PM »
but jesus supported the roman census tax 
973
« on: December 30, 2017, 07:38:32 PM »
I notice none of those twists and turns the bag inside out
974
« on: December 30, 2017, 06:56:25 PM »
HIGH SCHOOL KIDDO DETECTED
haha yeah I'm not super old or anything heheh I'm in high school guys what he said
975
« on: December 30, 2017, 11:53:20 AM »
Them filters tho
not even
why do you accuse me of this
You glowing my dude. Check them filters off.
that is called direct sunlight, fam
976
« on: December 29, 2017, 10:09:31 PM »
Them filters tho
not even why do you accuse me of this
977
« on: December 29, 2017, 05:47:48 PM »
No thanks
when are we gonna see some fresh caspers
978
« on: December 29, 2017, 05:44:10 PM »
I can't keep a straight face and say this is not the end.
Not if you want it. It's upon us, and I wanna say it's sinking in.
If I was hasty, maybe I was rushed along.
I won't move into little boxes and then not get the itch to move on.
So I'll think real slow.
Just remember, yes is yes, and no is no.
Melting prints of grass and snow means I may forget the way to get back home.
You're not the first thing in my life I've loved and lost.
Yeah, I've thought worse things that I might be less inclined to merely just shrug off.
You'll take me home.
Like my family did; my father did. I know.
You'll think real slow.
But don't forget the speed that I can go.
I've been convincing myself that I'm worthwhile.
Because I'm worth what I'll convince myself to be.
I met the devil and I stared her in the eyes.
Her hair had scales like silver serpents.
I, a statue, stood there mesmerized.
I took the fire escape and made it out alive.
Yeah, I still burn from time to time, but I've a healing hand against my side.
Blisters on my feet I walked back home.
Frozen by the sleet; burnt sand and stone.
Nourished back to life by life alone.
With one shake of the mane, regain the throne.
979
« on: December 29, 2017, 05:43:35 PM »
980
« on: December 26, 2017, 04:48:28 PM »
rape u next week
981
« on: December 21, 2017, 02:44:15 PM »
sup
982
« on: December 20, 2017, 03:48:39 PM »
Don't think he really misses you any
door and I are old friends
983
« on: December 20, 2017, 02:56:15 PM »
I like traps.
984
« on: December 20, 2017, 11:13:15 AM »
985
« on: December 19, 2017, 07:27:33 PM »
Question tho, do you just shave or what?
yes no epilator for me oh lord does that sound painful
986
« on: December 19, 2017, 06:22:19 AM »
I miss door ;-;
987
« on: December 19, 2017, 05:58:43 AM »
988
« on: December 19, 2017, 05:56:38 AM »
The lasers fired by snoke's flagship arcing through SPACE like artillery triggered me
Spoiler gravity was fucked up all throughout the movie. The hell was with those bombers?
Spoiler The bombs were propelled along a magnetic rail thing or something, they weren't just dropped.
Spoiler they were dropped using the artificial gravity in the ship, I believe
they keep moving because of inertia
989
« on: December 18, 2017, 12:00:05 PM »
Spoiler there's already some buzz that JJ is going to be doing a lot to undo the damage that Rian has done with this film, most of all unkilkibg Luke
what if Rey couldn't see Luke, not because he was cut off from the force, but because he wasn't there at all?
990
« on: December 18, 2017, 11:57:19 AM »
So does this actually change the established lore on how hypersapce works in Star Wars? I always thought they travelled to another dimension or something, but now it's just moving REALLY fast?
Hyperspace has always been effectively moving really fast through real space, just hand-waved with "mass shadows" and other bullshit.
Just saw TLJ, thought it was pretty good.
Spoiler I got really excited when Finn was about to die, because his character blows.
I think most of the problems come from the director just trashing JJ's stories; every revelation felt jarring and contrived. The fact the Resistance is literally a handful of ships with nothing else is stupid. I don't really have anything unique to say at this point...though it's good to see that the dark side ending of Jedi Academy is now canon.
Also, ships can just track other ships through hyperspace, which is all sorts of dumb
And "battering ram cannon", "miniature death star tech"... come on.
Spoiler FUCKING RIGHT
IN WHAT SITUATION WOULD THEY EVER NEED THAT WEAPON EXCEPT THIS VERY SPECIFIC ONE
... Sieges?
I feel like having something with that capability on hand would be fairly useful.
it's impossibly specific 'they're in a bunker immune to artillery and the only way in or out is a big door and we need a lot of space to set this up so it has to be near a huge field that the door faces'
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