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The Flood / Re: Jury duty sucks fucking dick
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:37:50 AM »
I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.
Yeah, I know. Always seemed a bit excessive to me.
Rights we consider to be fundamental seeming frivolous to Flee?

I want every major news outlet on the phone immediately, they're  going to shit themselves when they hear about this development.
Well that's a pretty spirited reaction over a very mild criticism of an aspect of the US justice system.
Hey man, I didn't shit in CNNs pants, CNN shit in CNNs pants.

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The Flood / Re: Jury duty sucks fucking dick
« on: January 11, 2018, 11:10:15 AM »
I got stuck on a bullshit 4 day trial where some dipshit put a pole through a bar's window and ran from the police for 6 blocks. His fingerprints and blood were on the pole and had several cops literally watching him for his run. He said someone else did it.

Yeah, we said guilty in like 5 seconds
I've always been surprised by the kind of cases the US and UK require a jury for.
Every criminal trial, bro. It's in the constitution.
Yeah, I know. Always seemed a bit excessive to me.
Rights we consider to be fundamental seeming frivolous to Flee?

I want every major news outlet on the phone immediately, they're  going to shit themselves when they hear about this development.

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The Flood / Re: Ribeye cooking issue
« on: January 11, 2018, 10:51:41 AM »
melt a stick of butter and throw the steak into a plastic bag with the butter

microwave until well done and njoy with some A1 steak sauce

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The Flood / Re: Should Star Wars: The Last Jedi be removed from canon?
« on: January 11, 2018, 02:23:00 AM »
No because it's one of the best Star Wars films. :)

[$00.02 has been deposited into your account by: The Walt Disney Company.]

Everything made after Disney bought the rights needs to be removed from the canon. "Lol bleeding crystals!"
but aren't you literally on their payroll 🤔

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 06, 2018, 04:57:14 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Server Blew Up
« on: January 06, 2018, 03:56:22 PM »

967
The Flood / Re: RIP Intel
« on: January 04, 2018, 01:36:58 PM »
I heard about this week's ago how the fuck has Intel not been destroyed by media dumpster fire yet.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 04, 2018, 12:27:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 02, 2018, 05:18:53 PM »
the only problem is that someone decided to make a cringey image macro of it with impact font and such

but the sentiment itself is fine
>this same person believes that video games are a form of art

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The Flood / This must be it. Welcome to the new year.
« on: January 01, 2018, 05:26:45 AM »
The drinks were consumed,
the plants were destroyed,
and the hors d'oeuvres dismantled.
I'm not smiling
behind this fake veneer.
I am often interrupted
or completely ignored,
but most of all I'm bored.

I'm trying to find out
if my words have any meaning.
Lackluster and full of contempt
when it always ends the same.

Why won't she listen to me?

Why did I come?
Oh, why did I come here?
These humans all suck.
I'd rather be home
feeling violent and lonely.
I'm not trying to sound so insincere,
but the postcard that's taped to the freezer reads:
"Wish you were here."
How I wish I could disappear.

I'm trying to find out
if my words have any meaning.
Lackluster and full of contempt
when it always ends the same.

Heads up Damage Control,
there's a ring around her finger.
Last chance for changing lanes,
and you missed it by a mile.

Why won't she listen to me?

This must be it.
Welcome to the new year.

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The Flood / Re: So 2017 sucked worse than 2016
« on: December 31, 2017, 01:06:08 PM »
2017 was not bad fam

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 30, 2017, 07:44:59 PM »

but jesus supported the roman census tax

973
The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 30, 2017, 07:38:32 PM »

I notice none of those twists and turns the bag inside out

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The Flood / Re: New Glasses
« on: December 30, 2017, 06:56:25 PM »
HIGH SCHOOL KIDDO DETECTED
haha yeah I'm not super old or anything heheh

I'm in high school guys what he said

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The Flood / Re: New Glasses
« on: December 30, 2017, 11:53:20 AM »
Them filters tho
not even

why do you accuse me of this

You glowing my dude. Check them filters off.
that is called direct sunlight, fam

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The Flood / Re: New Glasses
« on: December 29, 2017, 10:09:31 PM »
Them filters tho
not even

why do you accuse me of this

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The Flood / Re: New Glasses
« on: December 29, 2017, 05:47:48 PM »
No thanks
when are we gonna see some fresh caspers

978
The Flood / (If You Want It)
« on: December 29, 2017, 05:44:10 PM »
I can't keep a straight face and say this is not the end.
Not if you want it. It's upon us, and I wanna say it's sinking in.

If I was hasty, maybe I was rushed along.
I won't move into little boxes and then not get the itch to move on.

So I'll think real slow.
Just remember, yes is yes, and no is no.

Melting prints of grass and snow means I may forget the way to get back home.

You're not the first thing in my life I've loved and lost.
Yeah, I've thought worse things that I might be less inclined to merely just shrug off.

You'll take me home.
Like my family did; my father did. I know.
You'll think real slow.

But don't forget the speed that I can go.

I've been convincing myself that I'm worthwhile.
Because I'm worth what I'll convince myself to be.

I met the devil and I stared her in the eyes.

Her hair had scales like silver serpents.
I, a statue, stood there mesmerized.

I took the fire escape and made it out alive.
Yeah, I still burn from time to time, but I've a healing hand against my side.

Blisters on my feet I walked back home.
Frozen by the sleet; burnt sand and stone.

Nourished back to life by life alone.

With one shake of the mane, regain the throne.

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The Flood / New Glasses
« on: December 29, 2017, 05:43:35 PM »
Before Ability to See
After

980
The Flood / Re: What's your go to goodbye phrase?
« on: December 26, 2017, 04:48:28 PM »
rape u next week

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 21, 2017, 02:44:15 PM »
sup

982
The Flood / Re: got any plans this #Doormas
« on: December 20, 2017, 03:48:39 PM »
Don't think he really misses you any
door and I are old friends

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The Flood / Re: Why do you fucking losers use 4chan?
« on: December 20, 2017, 02:56:15 PM »
I like traps.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: December 20, 2017, 11:13:15 AM »



hey there friend haha I was wondering if you could please go ahead and delete this post

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The Flood / Re: >he thinks masculinity is good
« on: December 19, 2017, 07:27:33 PM »
Question tho, do you just shave or what?
yes

no epilator for me oh lord does that sound painful

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The Flood / got any plans this #Doormas
« on: December 19, 2017, 06:22:19 AM »
I miss door ;-;

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The Flood / Re: >he thinks masculinity is good
« on: December 19, 2017, 05:58:43 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 19, 2017, 05:56:38 AM »
The lasers fired by snoke's flagship arcing through SPACE like artillery triggered me

Spoiler
gravity was fucked up all throughout the movie. The hell was with those bombers?
Spoiler
The bombs were propelled along a magnetic rail thing or something, they weren't just dropped.
Spoiler
they were dropped using the artificial gravity in the ship, I believe

they keep moving because of inertia

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 18, 2017, 12:00:05 PM »
Spoiler
there's already some buzz that JJ is going to be doing a lot to undo the damage that Rian has done with this film, most of all unkilkibg Luke

what if Rey couldn't see Luke, not because he was cut off from the force, but because he wasn't there at all?

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 18, 2017, 11:57:19 AM »
So does this actually change the established lore on how hypersapce works in Star Wars? I always thought they travelled to another dimension or something, but now it's just moving REALLY fast?

Hyperspace has always been effectively moving really fast through real space, just hand-waved with "mass shadows" and other bullshit.



Just saw TLJ,  thought it was pretty good.

Spoiler
I got really excited when Finn was about to die, because his character blows.
I think most of the problems come from the director just trashing JJ's stories; every revelation felt jarring and contrived. The fact the Resistance is literally a handful of ships with nothing else is stupid. I don't really have anything unique to say at this point...though it's good to see that the dark side ending of Jedi Academy is now canon. 

Also, ships can just track other ships through hyperspace, which is all sorts of dumb

And "battering ram cannon", "miniature death star tech"... come on.
Spoiler
FUCKING RIGHT

IN WHAT SITUATION WOULD THEY EVER NEED THAT WEAPON EXCEPT THIS VERY SPECIFIC ONE

... Sieges?

I feel like having something with that capability on hand would be fairly useful.
it's impossibly specific

'they're in a bunker immune to artillery and the only way in or out is a big door and we need a lot of space to set this up so it has to be near a huge field that the door faces'

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