Quote from: Verbatim on July 23, 2015, 11:00:14 PM

Quote from: The Hån on July 23, 2015, 10:58:06 PM

Coming from the guy who said joey tempest sounds like freddie mercury. Your debating skills aren't too keen either.

that or you're just deaf.

how am i supposed to debate something like THAT, you fucking idiot

and btw, he does sound like freddie mercury

you either hear it or you don't--i can't possibly debate that

well, fucking idiot, you were the one swearing up and down that he did. yea some singers sound alike subjectively..... but that wasnt the case.

You stole my fucking dubs, you piece of shit.

for

We all know what happened.

In 1976, Richard Dawkins invented the first meme in his basement.
It was an image macro of some trippy shit on a weird ass landscape, with his name and the words "The Selfish Gene" over the top. Because he made it in such primitive era, before memeticist and memeologist Susan Blackmore invented the prime meme fonts, which allow for maximum memeification, Comic Sans and Impact, he used some serif font, and accidentally coloured his name yellow instead of white.


Dawkins is an outspoken atheist, and also the father of Aalewis, therefore the god-hero of all euphoria.
In myth, he is known as Euphoreon, the meme pokemon.

Dawkins, though he is white, was born in Africa.
This makes him a rare proto-nigger, one of the white nigger overlords, and the same species as Cheat.

While studying zoology, he discovered Pepe the frog, who revolutionised our understanding of both memes, and evolution.
Pepe seemed to split off into hundreds of micro-pepes, in a process similar to budding.
Some of these geneological adaptations were very common, others are one of a kind.

As the were transmitted digitally, the rarest pepes were very quickly bought up, whereas such pepes as "feels good/bad man" are common enough that they are given out free as image macros.

Good memes and scarlet A lapel pins will come to you, but only if you post,

"Thanks for the memes, Doc Dawkins."

In this thread.

Today we are going to write a story.

You may post one sentence, and it will directly follow the sentence above yours.
You cannot post twice consecutively.
If you miss your intended slot in the thread, tough shit.
Anything in spoilers is not considered part of the story.

I'll begin.

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It started out as a joke.

Actually, this is the original version.
The one we've been doing recently was the parody.

Oh, and you're boring, and not very bright.

Dank was a nice word before stoners got it.

I actually like it better now.

Dank used to be such a nasty word.
You never used to want anything to be dank.

So when will lebron become a baseball player?

in fact-

i know a LOT of people that don't like to clean, or cook their own food.

its rather weird to hear

Who doesn't like being in a clean place?
I do it meticulously.

As for cooking, that's actually incredibly manly.
You just have to be cooking meat.

There really isn't that many "polite" people. Maybe it's from growing up here but there isn't too much of a difference from the USA. Maybe it's less arrogance? That's something I've noticed in a lot of Americans when they speak of their country.

Anybody who thinks Canadians are less arrogant than Americans, has either never met someone from the US, or never met someone from Canada.

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on July 15, 2015, 08:22:08 PM

Of course I'm serious.

What would be good about Canada?
You're a bunch of socialists who don't even have $1 bills.

Plus you think Hockey is entertaining.

Okay, good. You're not being serious.

Whatever it takes to get you through the night man.

Canada is just a little to the right of a communist hellhole.

And hockey is such a stupid fucking sport, I can't even fathom why anyone cares about it.
I don't know when the last time I heard an American say anything about hockey was.
Shit, even Nascar is more entertaining.

Quote from: Sᴏʟᴏɴᴏɪᴅ on July 15, 2015, 08:15:11 PM

Canada is obscenely polite, but I wouldn't want to live there.

It would be awful.

I'm unable to tell if you're serious...

What's so awful about living in Canada?

Of course I'm serious.

What would be good about Canada?
You're a bunch of socialists who don't even have $1 bills.

Plus you think Hockey is entertaining.

I really don't any more.
I used to be a huge fan of RvB, and but fuck I haven't seen any of the episodes since like my sophomore year in high school.
Arby 'n' the Chief had some machinima elements, though it was mostly action figures, and it's to this day one of my favourite youtube series.

Also, there is a machinia series I used to watch that was actually quite good called The Unsociables, despite its lackluster title.
But I don't really subscribe to machinima as a production method, as with anything, it could be good, or it could be god awful.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00lgvSFw1xO