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The Flood / Re: Guess which one.
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:15:46 PM »
Waaaait a minute. Why the fuck did they ban kinder surprises?!   
From what I remember, any food that has a non-edible item inside of it is banned in the US. I may be wrong about that though.
Yeah, the FDA won't approve food that has something inedible inside.

We had wonder balls though, so I don't see why missing out on kinder surprise is such a big deal.
Weren't those filled with other candy?
ye

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The Flood / Re: too hot, too wet
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:05:16 PM »
Come hell or high water, and I'm feeling hot and wet.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Paul Ryan
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:01:22 PM »
Why would I work with someone who offers nothing but bad ideas, then forces them through anyway if I tell him to fuck off?
A better question, how can working with somebody like that be avoided?

OP has a point, you have to work with the president. If Ryan can find a way to work around him, he is truly a politician worthy of his seat.
I don't want to work with somebody like that, fuck him. If he's just going to EO shit through anyway I'm going to take my ball and go home, maybe try to fuck up his plans if I get the opportunity.
If only somebody had the courage to fuck up his plans before now.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Paul Ryan
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:57:21 PM »
Why would I work with someone who offers nothing but bad ideas, then forces them through anyway if I tell him to fuck off?
A better question, how can working with somebody like that be avoided?

OP has a point, you have to work with the president. If Ryan can find a way to work around him, he is truly a politician worthy of his seat.

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The Flood / Re: Who gave you your first ban?
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:46:20 PM »
I remember the first time I was muted I freaked out and made an alt asking him to please unmute me.

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Just ask yourself:

What would Mr skeltal do?

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The Flood / Re: Guess which one.
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:31:09 PM »
Waaaait a minute. Why the fuck did they ban kinder surprises?!   
From what I remember, any food that has a non-edible item inside of it is banned in the US. I may be wrong about that though.
Yeah, the FDA won't approve food that has something inedible inside.

We had wonder balls though, so I don't see why missing out on kinder surprise is such a big deal.

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:14:09 PM »
He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship
He broke up with her because she didn't like stuff that mainly guys like
>And didn't finish college. And had bad taste in music

>but still, missing those blowjobs

You should try experimenting with guys, dude.
Yeah, I second this.

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i just turned 20 and i've never been in a serious, committed relationship for more than a few weeks. not that it really matters since i'm a fan of casual sex, but still, i'd like to have a deeper, more emotional connection with a girl.

just haven't found that person yet.
If it doesn't have to be a girl, I'm willing to have a deep emotional relationship with you.

As deep into my ass as you can bury your dick.

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The Flood / Re: Rate Halloween Anarchy 2015
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:38:29 PM »
didn't have enough dicks
words to live by

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The Flood / Re: Does anyone here write stories?
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:35:22 PM »
I like the third person.

First person seems so cliche, and second is just too abstract.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone ever seeded a lawn before?
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:32:58 PM »
Can I seed your woman?
You can seed me.

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Democraps would have him clad in irons.

Good guy DA

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Sex should not be considered a universal life goal.
That's just your opinion.

Many of the world's greatest philosophers believed that everything we have done is worthless if we do not leave others to supplant us.
"greatest"

lol like who

nietzsche the raving fucktard, no doubt
And I suppose you hold yourself in higher esteem?

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The Flood / Re: Christine
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:54:14 PM »
I'm afraid one day I'll look back and realize that having a wife who I no longer love and four burdensome children was not the life I wanted
I'm afraid that one day I'll look back and realize I peaked in high school.

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The Flood / Re: What should I change my avatar/ nameplate to?
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:48:28 PM »
Be the Spyro to Flux's Crash Bandicoot.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone ever seeded a lawn before?
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:39:23 PM »
I've seeded your mother.

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The Flood / Re: Everybody in this city is an asshole
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:38:29 PM »
Would you say you hate this town?

Is it so washed up?

Do any of your friends give a fuck?

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The Flood / Re: I'm back, fam. :^)
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:37:05 PM »
Aw ye bruv

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Sex should not be considered a universal life goal.
That's just your opinion.

Many of the world's greatest philosophers believed that everything we have done is worthless if we do not leave others to supplant us.
Well, there is sex for sex and there is sex for the future.
I like to consider it practice for a noble cause.

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Sex should not be considered a universal life goal.
That's just your opinion.

Many of the world's greatest philosophers believed that everything we have done is worthless if we do not leave others to supplant us.

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The Flood / Re: Rate Halloween Anarchy 2015
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:15:32 PM »
It was a  bretty gud anarchy, even though I couldn't post.

Someone went suicidal, there was hate on elegiac, we found out the size of Isara's titties was greatly exaggerated, and somebody brought up a bunch of users from the good old days.

Bretty gud anarchy indeed.

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The Flood / Re: Who gave you your first ban?
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:09:34 PM »
My first ban came from evilcam for that time me and cheese potato doxxed Keith the nine year old.

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The Flood / Re: How did you choose your signature?
« on: November 02, 2015, 03:06:25 PM »
I can't remember what mine is.

Probably something whimsical I made up.

EDIT: oh right, it's a blink lyric.
Oh, we're not talking about forum sigs.

Mine is my first initial, and the the first letter of my last name drawn large with the rest of my last name encased in it.
huh, that's... weird <.<

Like a loop over it all or a giant letter with the rest written inside it?
Like a loop.

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The Flood / Re: How did you choose your signature?
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:49:42 PM »
I can't remember what mine is.

Probably something whimsical I made up.

EDIT: oh right, it's a blink lyric.
Oh, we're not talking about forum sigs.

Mine is my first initial, and the the first letter of my last name drawn large with the rest of my last name encased in it.

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The Flood / Re: How did you choose your signature?
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:46:11 PM »
I can't remember what mine is.

Probably something whimsical I made up.

EDIT: oh right, it's a blink lyric.

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The Flood / Re: What are your sleeping accomodations?
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:42:45 PM »
A queen with a couple of pillows.

Perfect for sharing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: Guess which one.
« on: November 02, 2015, 01:01:25 PM »
Kinder eggs were banned because of kinder being a shitty user.

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The Flood / Re: Why do we still have Daylight Savings Time
« on: November 02, 2015, 07:15:44 AM »
Because fuck you, that's why.

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