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The Flood / Re: Okay, let's try counting to 69 again.
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:48:46 PM »
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This is why no one loves you, not even your second dad.
just tell him "nice meme"

he'll get triggered and run away
this is painfully accurate
fuck you so much

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The Flood / Re: Okay, let's try counting to 69 again.
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:48:22 PM »
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The Flood / Re: Okay, let's try counting to 69 again.
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:47:30 PM »
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The Flood / Re: Need $600 by next week
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:42:31 PM »
Time to make a deposit at the spank bank.

If you qualify, they pay up to a grand for your sperm
No fucking way.

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The Flood / Re: Did you vote today?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:27:07 PM »
vote for what
Mayors, issues, etc

For example we're voting on mayor of Sylvania and if weed should be legal in Ohio today.
I hope you made the right choice.
I'm too young to vote
You still need to do everything you can to legalize it.

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The Flood / Re: New Star Trek series to premier January 2017
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:25:56 PM »
>doesn't have Picard

lol fuck off

TNG and its movies were the only good Star Trek incarnations.
I'd have to disagree with you.

The original films were top tier.
Wrath of Khan was a masterpiece.

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The Flood / Re: Did you vote today?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:20:51 PM »
vote for what
Mayors, issues, etc

For example we're voting on mayor of Sylvania and if weed should be legal in Ohio today.
I hope you made the right choice.

9008
The Flood / Re: Did you vote today?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:20:00 PM »
Nope, wasn't really interested in this election, therefore I would've done more harm than good by voting.

9009
The Flood / Re: why are people so bothered about being quoted?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:17:13 PM »
I think that's just verb

9010
The Flood / Re: Do you guys like me?
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:13:53 PM »
Yes, shadows.

9011
i just turned 20 and i've never been in a serious, committed relationship for more than a few weeks. not that it really matters since i'm a fan of casual sex, but still, i'd like to have a deeper, more emotional connection with a girl.

just haven't found that person yet.
If it doesn't have to be a girl, I'm willing to have a deep emotional relationship with you.

As deep into my ass as you can bury your dick.

that was the gayest thing i ever read on the internet.....ever.
thanks m8

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The Flood / Re: Troll game too strong
« on: November 02, 2015, 09:44:49 PM »
The trollink is stronk with this one

9014
The Flood / Re: Extinct dog breed: Kuri
« on: November 02, 2015, 09:07:10 PM »

9015
The Flood / Re: Take a Minute to Consider The Following
« on: November 02, 2015, 07:51:48 PM »
I always sit like a Jarl of skyrim on his throne.

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Doesn't sound like a bad thing at all, you're doing fine

I'm 18, and haven't had any relationships or anything and I definitely don't see myself having any for a long time
Did you come from the moon?

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The Flood / Re: I fell on my back really hard skateboarding today
« on: November 02, 2015, 07:35:43 PM »
Damn he survived. Better luck next time guys.
I knew we should've just memed him to death.

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The Flood / Re: Who needs vaginas?
« on: November 02, 2015, 07:32:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Paul Ryan
« on: November 02, 2015, 07:05:00 PM »
Some of the greatest US political achievements were compromises

The Connecticut Plan
Compromise of 1850
3/5 Compromise
things were simpler when everyone acknowledged that niggers were only 3/5 of a person.

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The Flood / Re: Who needs vaginas?
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:59:07 PM »
You probably crave a ton of Richard tho.
impossible amounts

9021
The Flood / Who needs vaginas?
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:49:20 PM »
I have all the pussy I'll ever need.

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It doesn't matter in the least bit.
i mean it does kinda matter

But not much
No. It really doesn't matter at all. Sex only has the value you put into it.
Okay mr subjectivism
You really think sex matters at all beyond reproductive value? Objectively?
Well as a matter of social stature.

It's the same throughout the animal kingdom.

A dominant male show their might and gets all of the ladies of the species.

Humans compete in this manner as well. It's what separates those who have genes that are worthy of being passed on from cucks who don't.

Therefore, it matters how many ladies you get with socially as well as genetically. It's all interwoven.

But I all you're looking for is a fun time you can get with me ;D

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Paul Ryan
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:21:57 PM »
Why would I work with someone who offers nothing but bad ideas, then forces them through anyway if I tell him to fuck off?
A better question, how can working with somebody like that be avoided?

OP has a point, you have to work with the president. If Ryan can find a way to work around him, he is truly a politician worthy of his seat.
I don't want to work with somebody like that, fuck him. If he's just going to EO shit through anyway I'm going to take my ball and go home, maybe try to fuck up his plans if I get the opportunity.
If only somebody had the courage to fuck up his plans before now.
They did

It was called the government shut down, and that went so well for the American people and their jobs in government.

Quit being selfish and acting like children. This country was founded on compromise and if either party cannot do it, then kindly get the fuck out of your elected position.
Compromise is bullshit in politics.
no

All of our greatest political achievements were compromise.

Ultimatums breed war, and though I advocate a total war, I can't say that I'm interested in another civil one.

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The Flood / Re: Guess which one.
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:19:21 PM »
Waaaait a minute. Why the fuck did they ban kinder surprises?!   
From what I remember, any food that has a non-edible item inside of it is banned in the US. I may be wrong about that though.
Yeah, the FDA won't approve food that has something inedible inside.

We had wonder balls though, so I don't see why missing out on kinder surprise is such a big deal.
Weren't those filled with other candy?
ye
That were edible, right?
I had meant from a childhood being fulfilled standpoint, not a government policy standpoint.

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The Flood / Re: Guess which one.
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:15:46 PM »
Waaaait a minute. Why the fuck did they ban kinder surprises?!   
From what I remember, any food that has a non-edible item inside of it is banned in the US. I may be wrong about that though.
Yeah, the FDA won't approve food that has something inedible inside.

We had wonder balls though, so I don't see why missing out on kinder surprise is such a big deal.
Weren't those filled with other candy?
ye

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The Flood / Re: too hot, too wet
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:05:16 PM »
Come hell or high water, and I'm feeling hot and wet.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Paul Ryan
« on: November 02, 2015, 06:01:22 PM »
Why would I work with someone who offers nothing but bad ideas, then forces them through anyway if I tell him to fuck off?
A better question, how can working with somebody like that be avoided?

OP has a point, you have to work with the president. If Ryan can find a way to work around him, he is truly a politician worthy of his seat.
I don't want to work with somebody like that, fuck him. If he's just going to EO shit through anyway I'm going to take my ball and go home, maybe try to fuck up his plans if I get the opportunity.
If only somebody had the courage to fuck up his plans before now.

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The Flood / Re: Fuck Paul Ryan
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:57:21 PM »
Why would I work with someone who offers nothing but bad ideas, then forces them through anyway if I tell him to fuck off?
A better question, how can working with somebody like that be avoided?

OP has a point, you have to work with the president. If Ryan can find a way to work around him, he is truly a politician worthy of his seat.

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The Flood / Re: Who gave you your first ban?
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:46:20 PM »
I remember the first time I was muted I freaked out and made an alt asking him to please unmute me.

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