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Messages - Solonoid
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8941
« on: November 04, 2015, 06:46:43 PM »
Well I mean, it's not like they're the people who bailed me out of jail, but even my real friends didn't do that last time I was in the joint.
So, you know.
Where'd you go county?
ye.
Make no mistake, county is worse than state or fed, because of poor funding and really fucking long holding times.
I was in holding for three days once without ever getting housed.
County isn't worse than the pen. Not even close.
Nah man. The facilities are worse and the guards are dumber. But it does matter what county you're in. Travis county is practically a luxury palace compared to Comal where I always end up. But at the end of the day your chance of getting raped is way lower in county no matter what, so I guess you have a point.
8942
« on: November 04, 2015, 06:08:44 PM »
Well I mean, it's not like they're the people who bailed me out of jail, but even my real friends didn't do that last time I was in the joint.
So, you know.
Where'd you go county?
ye. Make no mistake, county is worse than state or fed, because of poor funding and really fucking long holding times. I was in holding for three days once without ever getting housed.
8943
« on: November 04, 2015, 06:05:30 PM »
daily reminder that steak is not the best.
pie > all
Daily reminder that pie takes second place to hard thick cock.
8944
« on: November 04, 2015, 06:04:32 PM »
Daily reminder that ember is a Jew.
8945
« on: November 04, 2015, 05:51:11 PM »
Three trillion lions, so that I will have punched something that could beat what you punched.
8946
« on: November 04, 2015, 05:15:23 PM »
Because 10>7
Makes perfect sense.
8947
« on: November 04, 2015, 04:36:29 PM »
Where you play as master assassin John Wilkes Booth?
8948
« on: November 04, 2015, 04:28:46 PM »
Not fat ones tho
8949
« on: November 04, 2015, 04:20:31 PM »
I've always wondered how you have the money to buy shit like this.
What do you do for a living?
8950
« on: November 04, 2015, 03:58:11 PM »
Well I mean, it's not like they're the people who bailed me out of jail, but even my real friends didn't do that last time I was in the joint.
So, you know.
8951
« on: November 04, 2015, 03:55:13 PM »
Yeah, better than my IRL friends.
My XBL friends are probably the best friends I have.
8952
« on: November 04, 2015, 03:31:47 PM »
>.> boys can't have periods,
and if they do they should probably go to the hospital...
Don't tell me what I can and can't do because of my sex.
That's sexism.
You can have sex with whoever you want. ;D
8953
« on: November 04, 2015, 03:24:11 PM »
Look what you've done, rc, you made slashy poo cry.
8954
« on: November 04, 2015, 03:14:49 PM »
I once sleepwalked across the highway.
Fell asleep at panda express and woke up at McDonald's.
8955
« on: November 04, 2015, 02:56:46 PM »
This movie was cancer.
8956
« on: November 04, 2015, 02:52:29 PM »
I like honky dong.
Mainly I just fiddle with the joystick tho.
8957
« on: November 04, 2015, 02:15:13 PM »
Why in the ever loving fuck would you even consider that?
I watched all of the other movies in the red box, and my internet doesn't come until tomorrow.
8958
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:50:56 PM »
I'm here
I don't think you're fat honey.
I'm chubby and thick
So you're gay fat. Don't worry, I'm gay fat too. The good news is that we're straight skinny.
8959
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:47:57 PM »
"JFK shot first"
Already a decent joke.
Why is Kevin James the president?
8960
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:10:38 PM »
I'm here
I don't think you're fat honey.
8961
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:09:06 PM »
I missed it.
Lemme see.
8962
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:07:00 PM »
Heard it was shit.
Can anybody confirm or argue the contrary?
8963
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:17:27 PM »
8964
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:07:35 PM »
Basically the American Canada.
Not the worst state in the union, but bretty boring tbh fam.
8965
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:58:15 AM »
THEN WHO WAS THE GIRL WITH THE BIG TITTIES?
8966
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:41:53 AM »
#fatlivesmatter
fat das' need love too
8967
« on: November 04, 2015, 11:24:26 AM »
No one ever posts sensible drinking games anymore. I mean, there's no such thing, but like... everyone always posts ones that wouldn't even be feasible. Like, "HAHA, DRINK EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD 'THE'!! LOL!"
Retarded.
My Diners Drive-ins and Dives drinking game resulted in a bretty good thread.
"every time Guy Fieri acts like an idiot, chug from the bottle" I'd probably die in an hour or so.
8968
« on: November 04, 2015, 10:51:02 AM »
it's more like 4,500
Front page says 979,000 posts tho.
It doesn't count anarchy posts
or HQ, or Destiny
come to think of it, have there ever been any posts that have been straight-up deleted
not just moved to the destiny board
That is where they go when they are deleted, if I were to delete my post ITT it'd be thrown into the dumpster/destiny (I think)
I need to read through this destiny board, I think I'll enjoy it. Quite entertaining, all those drunk deleted posts.
8969
« on: November 04, 2015, 10:23:29 AM »
21,000
You gonna lurk for 10 days fam?
it's more like 4,500
8970
« on: November 04, 2015, 09:02:28 AM »
I dunno fam. When Futurama did that Scooby-doo crossover episode I was bored to tears, and there was only like 2 funny jokes tbh imo
your fault for watching Futurama tbh
What kind of stoner are you?
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