whatever this post may be, it's definitely not worthwhile advice for op

maybe I'm telling someone to kill themselves?

something crabby about charlieposting

Did you clap when you saw the reference?

negative comment that if you get upset over or try to have a serious discussion about I'll just say something in all caps and laugh to myself about how dumb you are for having a different opinion

nonconstructive meme reaction

Operator?

Can you help me place this call?
You see, the number on the matchbook is old and faded.

Quote from: Dɪᴏ Nᴏʟᴏs on March 29, 2018, 06:25:20 AM

also I probably wouldn't have made that joke about keeping files on people

Fucking creep

I know right

lmao but I knew everyone before sep7

Quote from: Dɪᴏ Nᴏʟᴏs on March 28, 2018, 06:56:05 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on March 28, 2018, 06:22:13 AM

I love how the main villain is killed in a cutscene in the beginning so that they can shove Cortana in.
I love how the Prometheans are still an enemy even though their leader (and the one who controlled them) is dead.

Not only does nothing happen, but the things that DO are retarded.

I kind of get why they did that with M'dama

how could M'dama's death be meaningful if Arbiter already slayed Truth, symbolically severing his people's bond with the covenant in Halo 3

the big scene where the covenant shatters already happened, and Jul M'dama only ever served to further Halsey's ends, so he just wasn't needed anymore when she decided to go home, and he went out as her pawn, like he had lived

we didn't need a big confrontation with him, because he was never really the mastermind of that story arc

In the novels he was built up pretty well. Spartan Ops jerked us till blue balls with him and then they won't even give us the courtesy of fighting him in-game. I'm not saying it should be a Tartarus-tier boss fight, but don't fucking push him off an edge in a cutscene on the first mission.

I did read Thursday War and Mortal Didacta, but considering the way the franchise has shit all over Fall of Reach, which is one of my favorite books of all time, I don't really put a lot of stock in the books anymore.

or as I have taken to calling it:

Pretty Much Nothing Happens: The Video Game

seriously it starts, then Chief goes to where Cortana is, then Cortana leaves, and Chief goes to Sanghelios

I guess there's the whole thing on Meridia, and the very short war on Sanghelios, but none of the characters in that portion of the game felt important, and the conflict all felt manufactured and auxiliary to the plot

characters who could've been great like Governor Sloan and Exuberant Witness felt like they were shoved in at the last second, and were completely flat as characters

Sloan's betrayal didn't even feel moderately as close to game changing as Guilty Spark's, and Exuberant Witness pretty much only existed to open doors

even the Arbiter was boring
where we should see his triumphant charge to finally break his people of the old ways, and become a beacon of hope for the future of Sanghelios, we more see him getting his butt kicked then he gets saved by the Spartans and that's pretty much it

what made him work in Halo 2 was his pain and his failure, and the second chance he knew he didn't deserve, and watching that turn slowly into revelation that his failure was not only inevitable, but also that his task only served to perpetuate a lie that kept his people enslaved

Halo 5 could have been the culmination of that, but instead it got breezed over as an subplot that's only kinda there if you look for it

I'm grossly disappointed

Drake and Josh Reunion When?

considering how much Josh hates Drake and how pathetic Drake had been lately?

never

why is there so much trash television

I guess you haven't seen it.

ooooooor you just have no taste

or maybe both

it's finally over

Drake and Loss