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Messages - Solonoid

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The Flood / Re: This place dead yet?
« on: March 13, 2017, 06:00:32 PM »
fuck you

3032
The Flood / Re: Do your balls ever get in the way when you poop?
« on: March 13, 2017, 07:36:15 AM »
never

buy a proper toilet and stop sitting on short little lady loos
But what if your balls are too big, or too saggy?
drain em once in a while

or apply ice and shrink that sack

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The Flood / Re: Do your balls ever get in the way when you poop?
« on: March 13, 2017, 07:02:36 AM »
never

buy a proper toilet and stop sitting on short little lady loos

3034
The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 13, 2017, 05:14:25 AM »
Is Das buying people guns? I want one too then.
Screenshotting this and sending it to every major law journal in europe.

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The Flood / Re: I'm better than solonoid
« on: March 13, 2017, 04:57:56 AM »
The best part of any girl is the penis.

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 03:25:49 AM »
I guess if you can be a trap, then I can pull it off.  But I dont trust nair on my butthole anymore
not even as bad as taco bell tbh

Also I'm short and have bomb fuckin hips not tall and lanky soooo
Ive never seen your hips.
Post em bare
Your naired anus, too, since you brought it up
Not until I get your nudes.

But you can have some in jeans.
Front
Rear
Maybe.. if it'll be worth my while..
But the sweater makes it look like a chubby weeb girl in mom jeans
I like sweaters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 03:18:11 AM »
I guess if you can be a trap, then I can pull it off.  But I dont trust nair on my butthole anymore
not even as bad as taco bell tbh

Also I'm short and have bomb fuckin hips not tall and lanky soooo
Ive never seen your hips.
Post em bare
Your naired anus, too, since you brought it up
Not until I get your nudes.

But you can have some in jeans.
Front
Rear

3038
The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 03:02:37 AM »
How's school?
It doesn't start until August.

But good so far, I got another 21k in scholarships and grants, coming out to 35k, enough to cover my tuition but dorms are gonna cost another 12k.

Not that much compared to what some other students pay, but shit I really wish Bernie didn't get screwed at the DNC.

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:44:33 AM »
Does it put the lotion on its skin
and then it got the hose anyway because if I left it on to long blood would seep from my pores

What's your deal with collecting info on folks? Just a habit?
Hobby really.

I collect it, sometimes I post it, but I never keep it.
Just wanna see how far I can get.

Not so different. Got stuff in my head from talking to people here over time. Lot of secrets I'll be taking with me wherever I go.

Worst injury you ever had?
tough to say

I've never had a serious wound in my life.
Probably when I sliced a knuckle down far enough to need stitches.
I was twelve.

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The Flood / Re: I draw Pot of Greed!
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:38:49 AM »
I just got Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist on Steam.
i stopped playing around 2006

i can't imagine how crazy the game is now
Utterly horrendous tbh
You can basically end a match in the first turn
like manaless dredge in mtg

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:35:06 AM »
Does it put the lotion on its skin
and then it got the hose anyway because if I left it on to long blood would seep from my pores

What's your deal with collecting info on folks? Just a habit?
Hobby really.

I collect it, sometimes I post it, but I never keep it.
Just wanna see how far I can get.

3042
The Flood / Re: I'm better than solonoid
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:32:04 AM »
For the first question; do you ever get tired of being wrong?

3043
The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:30:28 AM »
I guess if you can be a trap, then I can pull it off.  But I dont trust nair on my butthole anymore
not even as bad as taco bell tbh

Also I'm short and have bomb fuckin hips not tall and lanky soooo

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:29:52 AM »
Does it put the lotion on its skin
and then it got the hose anyway because if I left it on to long blood would seep from my pores

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:13:22 AM »
you will never be a woman
I can be something even better, a trap.

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 01:59:12 AM »
that's not a question, but to answer your question, it was gross, until the nair ate all the hair

3047
The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: March 13, 2017, 01:58:16 AM »
I'm worried about Aku

easily the best part of Samurai Jack but Mako died, and I don't know if Greg Baldwin can voice Aku and still have him be so awesome
Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home

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The Flood / AMA Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 01:55:20 AM »
go

3049
The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:55:07 PM »
das assassin will give me the succ if you buy me a 1911
why would I care about that?
don't you want me to be happy
no
butt you love me
no
listen here faggot.

You're gonna buy me a god damned 1911 or I'm going to get my hands on one and shove it up your ass with your dick locked in a chastity cage so tight scientists will look to it as proof of contained singularities existing in localized space.

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:37:25 PM »
I feel like Sol would start mugging immediately if given a 1911
I'd probably put on a suit and get some jerry curl and start quoting the bible after eating people's burgers while I waved it around

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:29:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:28:00 PM »
look, I don't care how it happens, but somebody is getting the succ, and I'm getting a 1911

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:25:09 PM »
das assassin will give me the succ if you buy me a 1911
why would I care about that?
don't you want me to be happy

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:22:40 PM »
das assassin will give me the succ if you buy me a 1911

3058
The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:17:38 PM »
assy

3059
The Flood / Where's Thunder?
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:16:48 PM »
Is he cosplaying as a kurdish loli warrior backing up lemon in the fight against Isis?

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:09:15 PM »
I'm not going to straw purchase a handgun for an ex-con and prior junkie no matter how much you promise to suck my dick.
I never said that, and only felons are ex-cons and I've never even done any real drugs.

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