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Messages - Solonoid

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3033
The Flood / Re: When will the madness end
« on: March 14, 2017, 06:41:04 PM »

3034
The Flood / Re: WTF
« on: March 14, 2017, 06:18:59 PM »

3035
The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 14, 2017, 02:25:39 AM »
How bad?
not quite as bad as the day after taco bell
I have never had Taco bell and don't wish to after all the stuff I hear.
There is never a reason to bring that evil into your life.

Be free, it's too late for the rest of us, once you have a taste, you'll eventually forget how bad it was and come back for more.

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 14, 2017, 02:00:34 AM »
How bad?
not quite as bad as the day after taco bell

3037
The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 14, 2017, 12:49:06 AM »
No fuck you you fat fuck
Jersey a shit.

3038
The Flood / Re: Should I Eat A Bag of Chips?
« on: March 14, 2017, 12:33:38 AM »
no that's gross
fuck you lil nigga salt n vinegar is the shit

3039
The Flood / Re: Literally an alcoholic rn
« on: March 14, 2017, 12:32:07 AM »
Ugh, I have myself nicotine poisoning this afternoon and now I have to wait for my blood levels to even out before I can start smoking again.

I just woke up jonsing for a smoke after only a couple hours of being asleep, so instead of making myself puke I went ahead and got some orange juice for a screwdriver.

Doesn't help I'm on like a 1,000 calorie diet rn.

Should out put me right to sleep on the empty stomach tho.

3040
The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 13, 2017, 06:25:20 PM »
BAS

3041
The Flood / Re: This place dead yet?
« on: March 13, 2017, 06:13:22 PM »
fuck you
go back to jail
about as likely as you going back to your momma's vagina

3042
The Flood / Re: This place dead yet?
« on: March 13, 2017, 06:00:32 PM »
fuck you

3043
The Flood / Re: Do your balls ever get in the way when you poop?
« on: March 13, 2017, 07:36:15 AM »
never

buy a proper toilet and stop sitting on short little lady loos
But what if your balls are too big, or too saggy?
drain em once in a while

or apply ice and shrink that sack

3044
The Flood / Re: Do your balls ever get in the way when you poop?
« on: March 13, 2017, 07:02:36 AM »
never

buy a proper toilet and stop sitting on short little lady loos

3045
The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 13, 2017, 05:14:25 AM »
Is Das buying people guns? I want one too then.
Screenshotting this and sending it to every major law journal in europe.

3046
The Flood / Re: I'm better than solonoid
« on: March 13, 2017, 04:57:56 AM »
The best part of any girl is the penis.

3047
The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 03:25:49 AM »
I guess if you can be a trap, then I can pull it off.  But I dont trust nair on my butthole anymore
not even as bad as taco bell tbh

Also I'm short and have bomb fuckin hips not tall and lanky soooo
Ive never seen your hips.
Post em bare
Your naired anus, too, since you brought it up
Not until I get your nudes.

But you can have some in jeans.
Front
Rear
Maybe.. if it'll be worth my while..
But the sweater makes it look like a chubby weeb girl in mom jeans
I like sweaters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 03:18:11 AM »
I guess if you can be a trap, then I can pull it off.  But I dont trust nair on my butthole anymore
not even as bad as taco bell tbh

Also I'm short and have bomb fuckin hips not tall and lanky soooo
Ive never seen your hips.
Post em bare
Your naired anus, too, since you brought it up
Not until I get your nudes.

But you can have some in jeans.
Front
Rear

3049
The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 03:02:37 AM »
How's school?
It doesn't start until August.

But good so far, I got another 21k in scholarships and grants, coming out to 35k, enough to cover my tuition but dorms are gonna cost another 12k.

Not that much compared to what some other students pay, but shit I really wish Bernie didn't get screwed at the DNC.

3050
The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:44:33 AM »
Does it put the lotion on its skin
and then it got the hose anyway because if I left it on to long blood would seep from my pores

What's your deal with collecting info on folks? Just a habit?
Hobby really.

I collect it, sometimes I post it, but I never keep it.
Just wanna see how far I can get.

Not so different. Got stuff in my head from talking to people here over time. Lot of secrets I'll be taking with me wherever I go.

Worst injury you ever had?
tough to say

I've never had a serious wound in my life.
Probably when I sliced a knuckle down far enough to need stitches.
I was twelve.

3051
The Flood / Re: I draw Pot of Greed!
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:38:49 AM »
I just got Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist on Steam.
i stopped playing around 2006

i can't imagine how crazy the game is now
Utterly horrendous tbh
You can basically end a match in the first turn
like manaless dredge in mtg

3052
The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:35:06 AM »
Does it put the lotion on its skin
and then it got the hose anyway because if I left it on to long blood would seep from my pores

What's your deal with collecting info on folks? Just a habit?
Hobby really.

I collect it, sometimes I post it, but I never keep it.
Just wanna see how far I can get.

3053
The Flood / Re: I'm better than solonoid
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:32:04 AM »
For the first question; do you ever get tired of being wrong?

3054
The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:30:28 AM »
I guess if you can be a trap, then I can pull it off.  But I dont trust nair on my butthole anymore
not even as bad as taco bell tbh

Also I'm short and have bomb fuckin hips not tall and lanky soooo

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:29:52 AM »
Does it put the lotion on its skin
and then it got the hose anyway because if I left it on to long blood would seep from my pores

3056
The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:13:22 AM »
you will never be a woman
I can be something even better, a trap.

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The Flood / Re: Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 01:59:12 AM »
that's not a question, but to answer your question, it was gross, until the nair ate all the hair

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The Flood / Re: Samurai Jack season 5
« on: March 13, 2017, 01:58:16 AM »
I'm worried about Aku

easily the best part of Samurai Jack but Mako died, and I don't know if Greg Baldwin can voice Aku and still have him be so awesome
Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home

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The Flood / AMA Just Put Nair on my anus, AMA me anything
« on: March 13, 2017, 01:55:20 AM »
go

3060
The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:55:07 PM »
das assassin will give me the succ if you buy me a 1911
why would I care about that?
don't you want me to be happy
no
butt you love me
no
listen here faggot.

You're gonna buy me a god damned 1911 or I'm going to get my hands on one and shove it up your ass with your dick locked in a chastity cage so tight scientists will look to it as proof of contained singularities existing in localized space.

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