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The Flood / Re: Guess who's back
« on: March 22, 2017, 09:08:39 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Guess who's back
« on: March 22, 2017, 09:07:20 PM »
So what, that makes Jester like, 14

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The Flood / Re: Guess who's back
« on: March 22, 2017, 09:06:55 PM »
Oh yes, the jailbait
The only difference is I'm not baiting I will legit suck the juices straight out of your cock
But you're like 8 years younger than me, and I'm not fit for prison
lolwut how old are the two of you
You really gotta make me say it?
I really do.
Ugh
Spoiler
22
lmaoooooold

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The Flood / Re: I quit my second job
« on: March 22, 2017, 09:06:16 PM »
i think the idea is supposed to be that if you have a job, you're contributing to the functionality of society, but i suppose the money aspect might overshadow that
it overshadows it completely

no one works out of the goodness of their heart--what are we, fair? compassionate? intelligent? humanitarian?
that's a pretty bleak outlook, but i mean idk if can really argue against it without sounding like the overly optimistic teenager i am
Well, since contribution isn't a good motivator money is the next best thing.

And thank god, because otherwise Verbatim could be as lazy and useless as he likes for his entire life and it would be our work that provides for him.

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The Flood / Re: Guess who's back
« on: March 22, 2017, 09:03:22 PM »
Oh yes, the jailbait
The only difference is I'm not baiting I will legit suck the juices straight out of your cock
But you're like 8 years younger than me, and I'm not fit for prison
lolwut how old are the two of you
You really gotta make me say it?
I really do.

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The Flood / Re: Guess who's back
« on: March 22, 2017, 09:00:57 PM »
Oh yes, the jailbait
The only difference is I'm not baiting I will legit suck the juices straight out of your cock
But you're like 8 years younger than me, and I'm not fit for prison
lolwut how old are the two of you

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The Flood / Re: Guess who's back
« on: March 22, 2017, 08:12:04 PM »
oh, I hadn't noticed

2858
The Flood / our anthem
« on: March 22, 2017, 07:42:05 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Iron Fist is the best thing on Netflix right now
« on: March 22, 2017, 07:41:11 PM »
also it's very funny to see people frothing at the mouth to keep this fuckin c list character white
why does it matter

His back story is without racial precedent.
He's an american billionaire, regardless of his skin tone.
They decided to follow the source material and make him blonde, so I can't really think of any other races to change him to, or any reason you would need to change it.

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The Flood / Re: Giving interviews
« on: March 22, 2017, 05:45:46 PM »

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Was this the plot to zoolander 2?
never saw it

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"Meh, I don't care."

They also stole your look.

"FOR THIS THEY SHALL PAY WITH THEIR LIVES!"

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The Flood / Re: Hold on now....
« on: March 22, 2017, 04:48:11 PM »
Everybody on b.net these days is trying too hard with too lottle information.

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The Flood / Re: Giving interviews
« on: March 22, 2017, 04:46:57 PM »
Ask if she's got a list of questions, or if you work for a firm see if they have a PR guy that has some info.
Yeah, I got the questions beforehand. Just trying to prepare myself as best as possible now. It's not just a random reporter but an actual cybersecurity expert who knows a lot about this already.
You want to know exactly the message you're trying to provide, but definitely don't script yourself.

Your answers should seem authentic, and informedly off the cuff.

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The Flood / Re: Heyo, ama me anything
« on: March 22, 2017, 04:30:24 PM »
what happened to the other 99 jonos?
It was the default gamertag that Xbox Live game me and I've kept it ever since lol.

I can't see myself with another name.
why does everybody else get named like "gayassbitchassniggaasslilbitchmufuckinpineapple02 7"
1. They're probably black
2. They want to be funny
3. They want it make it hard for people to send them messages and friend requests.

At least that's what my thoughts are about that.
I meant the auto names

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The Flood / Re: Doing it raw
« on: March 22, 2017, 04:16:31 PM »
Steak tartare, sashimi, etc.
mm caviche

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The Flood / Re: Giving interviews
« on: March 22, 2017, 04:03:58 PM »
No, but I've taken a lot of interviews.
In what sense / for what?
For print and television.

I took classes in most fields of journalism during school, photo, video, paper and web publications, even became editor of the paper my senior year.

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The Flood / Re: Heyo, ama me anything
« on: March 22, 2017, 02:11:59 PM »
what happened to the other 99 jonos?
It was the default gamertag that Xbox Live game me and I've kept it ever since lol.

I can't see myself with another name.
why does everybody else get named like "gayassbitchassniggaasslilbitchmufuckinpineapple02 7"

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The Flood / Re: Giving interviews
« on: March 22, 2017, 01:52:34 PM »
No, but I've taken a lot of interviews.

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The Flood / Re: Doing it raw
« on: March 22, 2017, 01:46:35 PM »
Raw fish is a favorite.

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Just ask her out dude. Tell her you want to reconnect.

this.

Also did you text or call her?
I texted her and said I needed to talk to her, and I let her know how important it was.
She told me it wasn't a good time and 24 hours later she told me she was ready to talk, then I called her.
...and?
I don't really remember what happened next, because immediately after we hung up like, two hours later, I drank 24 beers and a fifth of vodka.

dang son.
Well we talked for two hours so it must not have been bad.

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The Flood / Re: get rekt ember
« on: March 21, 2017, 09:17:14 PM »
i transcended jewishness long ago
That doesn't change the fact that boomdeyadah didn't recognise you.

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Just ask her out dude. Tell her you want to reconnect.

this.

Also did you text or call her?
I texted her and said I needed to talk to her, and I let her know how important it was.
She told me it wasn't a good time and 24 hours later she told me she was ready to talk, then I called her.
...and?
I don't really remember what happened next, because immediately after we hung up like, two hours later, I drank 24 beers and a fifth of vodka.

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I'm going to NY this weekend and just let me say, if you think going to /fa/ for advice on where to shop is a good idea, you've either never been to /fa/ or never been to New York.
New York is freakin hard to shop for close.  Everything is so white girl basic
We'll have to go shopping in NY some time then because you are sooo wrong.

Stop going to Macy's or H&M and hit the real stores.
Stands in midtown and thrift on the upper east side are also reliable.
Stands? Thrift stores? I'm stuck up, y'know
Ugh that's why you go on the upper east side and the Brooklyn promenade.
Midtown stands are usually best after 8 when the asians are sitting around with designer clothes near bars.

Of course that's not all there is. There are plenty of shops out there but they aren't going to throw lights in your face like the shit near times square.

There are dozens of awesome shops near the library too.
Not that  I disbelieve you, but how do you know this so well?
I've been quite a few times and my sister always takes me shopping.
No wonder you're gay
what's your excuse

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The Flood / Re: Deci has drumpf hands
« on: March 21, 2017, 07:59:05 PM »
YouTube
a 40 minute review of destinyfrom ya boy
oh my god it's like getting stabbed in the ears
YouTube

Please leave comments
BWAHAHA they're so tiny

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I'm going to NY this weekend and just let me say, if you think going to /fa/ for advice on where to shop is a good idea, you've either never been to /fa/ or never been to New York.
New York is freakin hard to shop for close.  Everything is so white girl basic
We'll have to go shopping in NY some time then because you are sooo wrong.

Stop going to Macy's or H&M and hit the real stores.
Stands in midtown and thrift on the upper east side are also reliable.
Stands? Thrift stores? I'm stuck up, y'know
Ugh that's why you go on the upper east side and the Brooklyn promenade.
Midtown stands are usually best after 8 when the asians are sitting around with designer clothes near bars.

Of course that's not all there is. There are plenty of shops out there but they aren't going to throw lights in your face like the shit near times square.

There are dozens of awesome shops near the library too.
Not that  I disbelieve you, but how do you know this so well?
I've been quite a few times and my sister always takes me shopping.

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I'm going to NY this weekend and just let me say, if you think going to /fa/ for advice on where to shop is a good idea, you've either never been to /fa/ or never been to New York.
New York is freakin hard to shop for close.  Everything is so white girl basic
We'll have to go shopping in NY some time then because you are sooo wrong.

Stop going to Macy's or H&M and hit the real stores.
Stands in midtown and thrift on the upper east side are also reliable.
Stands? Thrift stores? I'm stuck up, y'know
Ugh that's why you go on the upper east side and the Brooklyn promenade.
Midtown stands are usually best after 8 when the asians are sitting around with designer clothes near bars.

Of course that's not all there is. There are plenty of shops out there but they aren't going to throw lights in your face like the shit near times square.

There are dozens of awesome shops near the library too.

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The Flood / Re: Describe a movie poorly
« on: March 21, 2017, 07:36:08 PM »
Treacherous Jews cause trouble for honest German folk.

Schindler's list
nope

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