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2701
Shove it in her pooper.

2702
The Flood / Re: Jimmy Nuetron
« on: April 01, 2017, 04:37:54 PM »
Yeah, and now there's no record of the transaction and proof of purchase for the customer.

Dipshit.

2703
The Flood / Re: Oh my god I think I'm turning into a weeb...
« on: April 01, 2017, 04:35:37 PM »
which one?
Berserk.
god what a shitty way to lose a non-weeb

fuck off
Yeah man for real, be like verb and masturbate to Naruto.

2704
The Flood / Re: Shadman Got Fucking Rekt
« on: April 01, 2017, 04:34:22 PM »
You people stop acting like you've never jacked it to Vaultmeat.

2705
The Flood / Re: Actors/Actresses you find attractive?
« on: April 01, 2017, 04:31:29 PM »
RDJR
It would not surprise me if he and Rob Lowe were in secret gay relationship in high school.

2706
That's pretty fucking gay man.

Real men kill themselves.

2707
The Flood / Re: Actors/Actresses you find attractive?
« on: April 01, 2017, 04:01:09 PM »
Spoiler
Bryce Dallas Howard is the most beautiful women alive rn
lol remember roman fangirling over her before she lost all that weight?

2708
The Flood / Re: Race and Attractiveness
« on: April 01, 2017, 03:54:17 PM »
I don't find blacks attractive.

2709
The Flood / Re: Actors/Actresses you find attractive?
« on: April 01, 2017, 03:52:41 PM »
Nathan Fillion and January Jones would make the perfect child.

2710
The Flood / Re: Actors/Actresses you find attractive?
« on: March 31, 2017, 09:25:00 PM »
I can't remember her name but the one girl that starred in the most recent Romeo & Juliet was incredibly cute.
you're not talking about that baz luhrmann film are you
Was that the Leo DiCaprio version?

2711
The Flood / Re: I got mail today.
« on: March 31, 2017, 07:10:04 PM »
Was it Titanfall 2

2712
The Flood / Re: Just realised I'm a snob
« on: March 31, 2017, 06:31:39 PM »
>MFW I'm a cinema snob
>MFW I have superior taste in film than critics who've spent years in the industry
>MFW I have no face

Feels good to be better than people who tried so hard for years and made themselves laughing stocks.
Watch out verb, Ian is pulling ahead.

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The Flood / Re: Just realised I'm a snob
« on: March 31, 2017, 03:28:49 PM »
nothing wrong with being a snob

it just means you know exactly what you like and dislike
That isn't what snob means.
it pretty much is
snob
snäb/
noun
noun: snob; plural noun: snobs
a person with an exaggerated respect for high social position or wealth who seeks to associate with social superiors and dislikes people or activities regarded as lower-class.
a person who believes that their tastes in a particular area are superior to those of other people.
"a musical snob"
so i'm right
But it's wrong to behave as if you're superior to others over your preferences. It's just being negative for no reason.
not my fault people settle

it's downright unamerican

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The Flood / Lets talk about what's been going on recently
« on: March 31, 2017, 03:24:47 PM »
So Ian and Mr Potila are locked in combat to become the next Roman, and secondclass thinks he's a good enough trap to become the new queen, even though Kitsune is obviously our queen, and Ender is like one of those tiny tomboy princesses who supports radical authoritarian parties and we're all doomed when Kitsune does and she installs poorly suited highly evil nobility to rub the Kingdom.

More importantly than all that,

WHO WILL BE THE NEXT ROMAN

GAARA444

OR

VERBATIM

2715
The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 31, 2017, 03:16:58 PM »
]Yeah over the counter test boosters are bs. If you really want to bring your levels up and a doctor won't do it for you, you can always make a few purchases and "self medicate"
know any places to buy for that?
Don't fall into the trap.
Huh?
Jive is literally telling you to do steroids.
I mean, I don't even have the muscle definition to warrant steroid use yet, though I do know they have the ability to increase t levels. I just know I was diagnosed with low t in high school but my doctor was an asshole who didn't prescribe shit to help out, which is probably why losing weight and shit is such a bitch.
So get help from a medical professional, don't trust the kind of people who have been selling Jive poison.

2716
The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 31, 2017, 01:27:31 PM »
]Yeah over the counter test boosters are bs. If you really want to bring your levels up and a doctor won't do it for you, you can always make a few purchases and "self medicate"
know any places to buy for that?
Don't fall into the trap.
Huh?
Jive is literally telling you to do steroids.

2717
The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 31, 2017, 02:36:59 AM »
]Yeah over the counter test boosters are bs. If you really want to bring your levels up and a doctor won't do it for you, you can always make a few purchases and "self medicate"
know any places to buy for that?
Don't fall into the trap.

2718
The Flood / Re: Which of These Two Would Be The Flood's Queen?
« on: March 31, 2017, 02:33:32 AM »
I thought the Flood's queen was that emo chick from like 5 years back who wanted to be a vampire.
nah, she turned out to be a guy

Then we made CortanaV queen, but now she works at Bungie, so she was stripped of her rank, and presumably other garments by whoever it was that raped Marty.

The position is open since Jay is a cunt and Harlow wad never really emperor anyway.
Rhea?
Yeah that's the one.

2719
The Flood / Re: I bought a Haunted Doll
« on: March 31, 2017, 02:32:02 AM »
lmao magic and spirits aren't real dipshit
shh you'll anger my emo wiccan roommate from Indiana who is overweight and believes he's a master of potions
don't bully kitsune
I'm not joking.

2720
The Flood / Just realised I'm a snob
« on: March 31, 2017, 01:54:01 AM »
About literally everything.

Is this something I should be worried about?
Is it good or bad to have high standards?

2721
I'll drive to you
we initiate a three way
no das you don't understand

she doesn't have a penis

2722
The Flood / Re: I bought a Haunted Doll
« on: March 31, 2017, 01:23:56 AM »
lmao magic and spirits aren't real dipshit
shh you'll anger my emo wiccan roommate from Indiana who is overweight and believes he's a master of potions

2723
What was confusing?

confusing isn't the right word, its more like...

Perplexing.

2724
The Flood / Re: I'm Ushan's best friend
« on: March 31, 2017, 01:17:23 AM »
No, real people do that for me.
nigga you callin my best friend fake?

Imma bust ya head smh

2725
hi ian
Damn bruh, really?

Fun kind of coincidental fact though: Some slightly chubby weeb girl messaged me today out of the blue. I'm already kind of talking to one girl but it's only been a couple of days and still getting to know her. Not sure what to do, she's not Roman landwhale status but her physique could use some work.

2726
How did I enter this timeline
The same way we got here from the Berenstein Bears timeline.

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The Flood / Re: okay I need some help
« on: March 30, 2017, 07:19:38 PM »
Ice keeps smoke from dispersing so quickly.
oh yeah, I think we may have put the glass in the freezer

thanks

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The Flood / Re: I'm Jive Turkey ask me anything
« on: March 30, 2017, 05:56:15 PM »
How do I get less jacked?
Not even gonna answer this. Disrespectful smh
bruh I gotta know

Im too big, just wanna be soft

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The Flood / Re: Which of These Two Would Be The Flood's Queen?
« on: March 30, 2017, 05:54:59 PM »
I thought the Flood's queen was that emo chick from like 5 years back who wanted to be a vampire.
nah, she turned out to be a guy

Then we made CortanaV queen, but now she works at Bungie, so she was stripped of her rank, and presumably other garments by whoever it was that raped Marty.

The position is open since Jay is a cunt and Harlow wad never really emperor anyway.

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