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The Flood / Re: Decimator Omega is the most important user here
« on: November 12, 2019, 02:32:57 AM »
The way you treat other people is enough justification to ban you from any platform.
nope
and the fact that you're incapable of realizing it or making strides to treat people better is reason enough to never give you a second chance

thanks for proving my point

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The Flood / Re: Decimator Omega is the most important user here
« on: November 12, 2019, 01:54:50 AM »
You've been permabanned from here before. I'm positive that you have broken rules here before and in other communities.
i was permabanned for something that i did offsite, so yeah that was complete unfair garbage and i stand firm on that

i'm pretty sure not one of my bans on this website has been fair or justified, though it's possible i may be forgetting one or two

most if not all of them come down to flaming, which shouldn't be against the rules anywhere, especially a website that allows you to block or ignore users that you don't like
The way you treat other people is enough justification to ban you from any platform.

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The Flood / Re: No posts in three days
« on: November 11, 2019, 10:11:06 PM »
Where can I find other backwater forums that aren't this place? This is the only one I know.
http://bungle.cafe/login

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The Flood / Re: The Mandalorian
« on: November 11, 2019, 09:45:12 PM »
I genuinely believe this series was supposed to star Boba Fett, but then somebody pointed out that he wasn't a Mandalorian, and instead of coming up with a different name they just said, "Fuck it, make up a new character who is literally Boba Fett but is actually from Mandalore."

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The Flood / Re: No posts in three days
« on: November 11, 2019, 08:35:21 PM »
I think I might annually come here every November. Depending if this place still exists and depending how active it is. That and if I remember that this place exists still. Took an internet video today about the golden age of the internet being dead to actually get me to check on here.
yeah, I watched most of it and realized that I'm mostly excluded from all the sites that it talks about defining the modern internet

still browsing backwater internet forums for nerds with no life, still using irc, or in a lot of cases discord, which is just better irc

internet culture isn't dead just because we're sharing the medium with normies, it's just less accessible to newfags than it used to be

Where can I find other backwater forums that aren't this place? This is the only one I know.
www.bungie.net

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The Flood / Re: No posts in three days
« on: November 11, 2019, 06:38:32 PM »
I think I might annually come here every November. Depending if this place still exists and depending how active it is. That and if I remember that this place exists still. Took an internet video today about the golden age of the internet being dead to actually get me to check on here.
yeah, I watched most of it and realized that I'm mostly excluded from all the sites that it talks about defining the modern internet

still browsing backwater internet forums for nerds with no life, still using irc, or in a lot of cases discord, which is just better irc

internet culture isn't dead just because we're sharing the medium with normies, it's just less accessible to newfags than it used to be

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The Flood / Re: Decimator Omega is the most important user here
« on: November 11, 2019, 04:47:38 PM »
anyway, the point is Deci and Roman made this site fun and you don't

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The Flood / Re: Decimator Omega is the most important user here
« on: November 11, 2019, 04:44:27 PM »
What about me, huh?
I actually considered calling you out as a vastly inferior lolcow, but decided it was below me.

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The Flood / Decimator Omega is the most important user here
« on: November 11, 2019, 02:11:46 PM »
we literally need him the site is dying without him

bring back Roman too

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The Flood / Re: holy shit this is awesome
« on: November 11, 2019, 01:52:32 PM »
President Trump promises, "By 2024, homosexuality will be the leading cause of death in the United States."

Homosexuals can't get jobs. In fact, there are not many jobs for homosexuals in the United States. The U.S. unemployment rate is almost 5% higher than it is for heterosexuals.

The homosexual population is more than 1/3 of the population. That's about one out of every four people in the U.S.

It is now illegal to publicly support homosexuality in the U.S. The Supreme Court upheld a law in Massachusetts, where homosexual marriage is legal, that bans state employees from supporting a same-sex marriage.

The president has vowed, in the past, to keep "the scourge of homosexuality" from America and has made clear that LGBT people are the "worst of the worst" — even worse than white supremacists.

The president's administration is also working to make abortion illegal nationwide.

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The Flood / Re: I'm just gonna leave this here
« on: November 11, 2019, 09:37:34 AM »
>26min video about how things aren't as good as they used to be

okay boomer

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The Flood / Re: Goddamn
« on: November 11, 2019, 09:30:01 AM »
We're gonna see them fight and then see them team up to fight another monster. We did it Reddit!
that doesn't make any sense

why would godzilla need help with anything

ever

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The Flood / Re: holy shit this is awesome
« on: November 10, 2019, 07:40:02 AM »
Try feeding it song lyrics
I met the devil and I stared her in the eye. Her hair had scales like silver serpents; I, a statue, stood there mesmerized.

She made her intentions clear. My gaze hardened and the scales grew cold. I was still mesmerized but she had me by the throat. She had taken a piece of me from me.

"I love you." She said. My mind went blank, unable to process the words. My eyes were wide and staring at her. The eyes of a child. I opened my mouth to speak.

"I love you too." I whispered. The world around me began to shake. I could see the clouds of my thoughts swirling around in a whirlwind of emotions. She said to me. "We are one, now."

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The Flood / holy shit this is awesome
« on: November 10, 2019, 06:27:25 AM »
Ted Cruz confirms he is the Zodiac Killer, the world's most prolific serial killer.

The story is an odd one, as it involves the world's most prolific serial killer who, in a strange turn of events, turns out to be a famous political figure.

But the story of Ted Cruz as the Zodiac Killer is one that should be considered as some sort of a cautionary tale for the United States and its citizens, and especially its young people.

The story is well-known, but not well-understood.
The story is well-known, but not well-understood.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz, as you may already know, is running for President of the United States. He is running as a member of the Republican party. And he is running

the above text was generated by Ol' Musky's neural net GPT-2, through the site talktotransformer.com

sometimes the generated text is slightly incoherent in places, like at the end of this but where it just ends with "And he is running", or the line that was generated twice, but in this particular case I think it fits the narrative

altogether though, it's a pretty convincing generator, and I cannot wait for the hilarious erotic fanfic it pumps out when wielded by the right smutlord

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The Flood / Re: What can you cook?
« on: November 10, 2019, 04:17:58 AM »
My memory has been filled with so many holes lately
I’ll feel something but forget what I was thinking about so I’ll just be left feeling tired or excited without remembering what it was about
It's because you are not doing anything noteworthy and nothing happens in your life. Can you even tell the difference between this year and previous one?

I can’t even tell the difference between today and yesterday dude
Don't listen to that drivel.

I'm constantly traveling around the country, meeting new people, seeing and doing new things, and even learning new skills.

However, if you asked me to tell you how many days I've been in the state I'm visiting right now, and I couldn't look at a calendar, I couldn't do it. The answer (now that I've checked) is only six.

If short term memory loss and days running together bother you, I suggest getting a prescription for Adderall instead of worrying about whether or not your life is exciting enough. The two things are probably unrelated to each other, and only a psychiatrist can say for sure.

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The Flood / rip in peace Florida niggas
« on: November 08, 2019, 02:45:05 PM »
sure, now they've just bought Clearwater, but how long until scientology buys all of Florida?

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The Flood / Re: Goddamn
« on: November 07, 2019, 06:13:12 PM »
King Kong is toast btw

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The Flood / Goddamn
« on: November 07, 2019, 06:12:36 PM »
I cannot wait to see a gigantic nuclear lizard with a black belt in Judo, and the ability to fire atomic energy blasts out of its mouth fight a gorilla the size of a building, who has the ability to punch planes out of the sky.

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The Flood / Re: What can you cook?
« on: November 02, 2019, 12:24:28 PM »
Well I can't eat the vast majority of foods that I used to anymore unfortunately, but I don't image I've forgotten how to cook most of what I've learned.

I can cook basic things like eggs, bacon, rice, boiled/steamed various vegetables, pan fried steak/porkchop or chicken/turkey breast.

For actual recipes I can make tacos (with my own seasoning), quesadillas, deviled eggs/egg salad, and my favorite thing I've made breakfast pizza. Which is making a deep dish crust out of biscuit dough (scones for you bongs) and pouring eggs onto the crust and topping it with various things you'd put in an omelette like bacon, ham, onions, peppers, cheese etc. and baking it in the oven until the crust is golden brown.
do you put anything nonstandard in your deviled eggs?

I like to use ginger and cayenne pepper, as well as ground dry mustard instead of prepared Dijon mustard.

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The Flood / Re: The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!
« on: November 02, 2019, 12:11:28 PM »
I have more of these scenarios, of varying levels of difficulty, if this is a game you guys enjoyed playing.

The thief snuck down to where the stalks had been planted in the middle of the night to attempt to remove suspicion from himself by cutting one inch off of his stalk. In the morning, his stalk was still one inch shorter, and the magician revealed that his magic had been unnecessary, since he know the culprit would attempt to vandalize the bamboo. The guilty man immediately admits to his crime.

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The Flood / Re: The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!
« on: November 02, 2019, 12:01:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!
« on: November 01, 2019, 07:41:27 PM »
Is the guilty man actually the one who planted the left stalk.
Yes

Did the thief alter a stalk, or send somebody to alter it for them?
the thief did alter one of the stalks

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The Flood / Re: The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!
« on: November 01, 2019, 07:09:59 PM »
Quote
1. I never said that

The four returned at morning, and saw that the stalk on the right was exactly one inch taller than it's counterpart on the left.

Quote
2. See the above answer

This doesn't answer the wuestion
I said one stalk was taller than the other, I never said one grew, to wit, there is no answer for your question, since neither stalk grew

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The Flood / Re: The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!
« on: November 01, 2019, 03:50:26 PM »
were any of the stalks altered by somebody overnight?
yes

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The Flood / Re: The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!
« on: November 01, 2019, 03:50:07 PM »
Hint: one of the stalks is no longer forty inches

What does this even mean? You already said one of them grew an inch

Is the man whose stalk grew actually guilty?
If not did the guilty guy mes with it?
1. I never said that
2. See the above answer
3. No, the guilty man did not tamper with the innocent man's stalk

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The Flood / Re: Post your vehicles
« on: November 01, 2019, 01:35:44 AM »
I've got like three now.

I have an '05 PT Cruiser and I've had a '95 Cherokee for a long ass time, both are red, and this summer I bought a '98 Crown Vic that used to be an FBI cruiser, so it's grey.

I legit only bought the Crown Vic because I thought it would be hilarious to smoke the stock racers in the town near where I was living in a twenty year old car

those cruisers really move man

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The Flood / Re: How the fuck do you get a girlfriend?
« on: November 01, 2019, 01:11:11 AM »
Some boys just aren't lucky enough to be gay.
homosexuality is a sin

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The Flood / Re: The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!
« on: November 01, 2019, 01:04:52 AM »
Hint: one of the stalks is no longer forty inches

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The Flood / Re: The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!
« on: November 01, 2019, 12:53:10 AM »
Did one of the men actually take it?
Are they working together?
Do either of the men have enemies?
yes, one of the two is the thief

no, they aren't working together and whether they have enemies is not relevant

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The Flood / Re: What can you cook?
« on: October 31, 2019, 09:09:28 PM »
I can cook damn near anything.

My career as a chef really took off this year and right now I've got three world class resorts competing for my contract, so things are really looking up for me these days.

My favorite dish right now consists of a bed of wild mushroom au gratin served over leek cream, topped with asparagus, which is in turn topped with a filet mignon, and a small salmon filet to the side, drizzled with leek cream.

I wish I had a picture because this is an absolutely gorgeous plating.

Here are the recipes for the leek cream and the wild mushroom au gratin, everything else is self explanatory.
Leek Cream
Chopped Leek
Heavy Cream
White Wine
Butter
Vegetable Stock
Salt & Pepper
Ancho-Citrus

Add all the other ingredients over high heat, allow the white wine to reduce, then add the heavy cream last, turn heat to low and bring to a simmer, then mix in a blender.
Wild Mushroom Au Gratin
Sliced Potatoes, I like Yukon Gold the best but red potatoes are a close second
Your choice of mushrooms, I prefer mixed wild mushrooms but criminis are a good grocery store substitute
Bacon
Shallots
Garlic
Butter
Heavy Cream
Your choice of cheese, I prefer four parts queso fresco and one part manchego
Bread Crumbs

Sautée bacon, shallots and garlic together, then add all ingredients excluding potatoes and bread crumbs to the mixture. Make sure to save some cheese.

Steam the sliced potatoes until they're just shy of done.

Mix the two components in a casserole dish, then sprinkle a mixture of bread crumbs and cheese over the top. Bake at 325 until a crust forms over the top.

note: neither of these recipes include proportions for the ingredients because tbh the balance isn't so delicate that it matters, just use good judgment and taste your cooking often

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