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1981
The Flood / I want to dance...
« on: June 15, 2017, 10:52:44 AM »
I want to dance.
I want lust and love and a smattering of romance.
But I'm no good at dancing..
Yet, I have to do something.
Tonight I'm going to play it straight; I'm going to take my chance...

I want to dance.

1982
The Flood / Re: in the hospital
« on: June 15, 2017, 08:28:58 AM »
Seriously though, canadians feel woozy and heavy and they go ti the ER, where I've been in the hospital three days already and can't get anyone to treat my cold, so I discharge, have a psychotic break, spend a week living in a starbucks surviving on nothing but tapwater, then just go home and never visit either issue again.

1983
The Flood / Re: in the hospital
« on: June 15, 2017, 08:10:15 AM »
You have late-stage terminal homosexuality.

1984
The Flood / Re: Donald Trump is Lex Luthor
« on: June 15, 2017, 06:10:41 AM »
Lex Luthor is a genius.
YouTube



He also became president to piss off Supes.

He's actually helpful when good.
Lex Luthor is always the good guy.

He's one of those, like Doctor Doom.

They're not villains, but they're also not afraid to get theor hands dirty for the greater good.

Or at least, what they honestly believe the greater good is.

1985
The Flood / Donald Trump is Lex Luthor
« on: June 15, 2017, 05:43:15 AM »
🔸Wealthy
🔸International business magnate
🔸Elected president
🔸No hair
🔸Enormous building in NY
🔸REALLY hates aliens

1986
The Flood / Rewatching the Dark Knight Trilogy rn
« on: June 15, 2017, 04:52:44 AM »
Just realized that the dude Rachel got all huffy about Crane sending to Arkham instead of prison, the moment where you start expect Crane is in Falcone's pocket, is Victor fucking Zsasz.

Fuck that dumb prison-profiteering DA cunt, Zsasz belongs in Arkham.
Dude is nearly as sadistic as the Joker himself.

Scarecrow did nothing wrong.

1987
The Flood / Re: Oops.
« on: June 15, 2017, 03:05:12 AM »
>2015+2
>Not on Dec10gon
Is that the site deci made?

1988
The Flood / Re: Fuck all black people
« on: June 15, 2017, 03:02:30 AM »
finally

1989
The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday Daddy
« on: June 14, 2017, 06:02:40 PM »
What Verb said.

Trump is like Supreme Chancellor Binks.
Pence is Palpatine.

1990
The Flood / Re: catchy songs with evil lyrics
« on: June 14, 2017, 05:27:00 PM »
Are thoughtcrimes evil now?
i would say yes

george orwell can go fuck himself
holy fucking shit please be trolling

I bet you thought the judicial system in minority report wasn't fucked up at all LMAO
i haven't seen it, but i really like the idea of catching criminals before they commit crimes

pretty ingenious
Then they aren't criminals.

1991
The Flood / Re: catchy songs with evil lyrics
« on: June 14, 2017, 04:16:45 PM »
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.
YouTube

1992
The Flood / Re: Words and names I HATE
« on: June 14, 2017, 02:58:20 PM »

Baño?

1993
He's been played by men tall and short, but people always say "I thought you'd be taller." when they meet him.

•Ben Affleck: 6'4"
•Christian Bale: 6'
•George Clooney: 5'11"
•Val Kilmer: 6'
•Michael Keaton: 5'10"
•Adam West: -6'

So my question: T4R

1994
The Flood / Re: Physically I'm full Chad status now
« on: June 14, 2017, 01:59:14 AM »
You know things have gotten bad when half the threads on the flood are Solonoid/SecondClass shitposts and Jive brag threads. This coupled with Verb/SecondClass/Challenger arguing in every possible topic imaginable has made the forum kind of stale.

You guys need some new content.
or maybe you need to BRING some new content 🤔
I just did.

Have some more.

1995
The Flood / Re: jive apologists come out
« on: June 14, 2017, 01:44:12 AM »
lately (as in, for the past few months) i've been getting the impression that korra finds jive annoying, actually
because he is, his threads are annoying, im just saying that they can be easily avoided by class if he hates him so much. posting in one thread is ok, twice is fine, but everytime? gosh

what's a yang
opposite of yin

1996
The Flood / Re: jive apologists come out
« on: June 14, 2017, 01:42:56 AM »
can't shake someone for using drugs when you're a degenerate yourself
can't shake someone for shaking people when you're a manipulative hypocrite yourself

1997
The Flood / Re: Physically I'm full Chad status now
« on: June 14, 2017, 01:28:30 AM »
I mean, if you hate the dude so much just ignore his threads. Not too hard.
If I hate someone, why would I ignore them instead of actively hating them lmao

does verb have a crush on donald?

do you realize how dumb you're acting?

Quote
Spoiler
ah THe WONdeRS oF THe EMOtionAL BrAIN everRT LOCutioNARy AcT HaS A DIFferenT IllOCUTIONAry MEanING anD nO ONe iS ALlowED To HATe WIthouT SecRETlY LOVinG


is this some kind of attempt at humor?

we may never know the answers to these mysteries
verb is weird like that, never use verb as an example
O-OH DONALDU-CHAN...

UGUU~

1998
The Flood / Re: Physically I'm full Chad status now
« on: June 14, 2017, 01:10:24 AM »
ok
Why do you comment in every thread that Jive makes? You in love with him or something?

Ya being really tsundere right now.
Ah, the wonders of the emotional brain. Every locutionary act has a different illocutionary meaning, and no one is allowed to hate without secretly loving.

The real question is why you defend this ape in every thread LMAO
I mean, if you hate the dude so much just ignore his threads. Not too hard.

Spoiler
ah THe WONdeRS oF THe EMOtionAL BrAIN everRT LOCutioNARy AcT HaS A DIFferenT IllOCUTIONAry MEanING anD nO ONe iS ALlowED To HATe WIthouT SecRETlY LOVinG

this is not a good market strategy

1999
The Flood / Re: Physically I'm full Chad status now
« on: June 14, 2017, 01:05:41 AM »
man you guys shoulda seen the sweaty gay sexual prowess of Jive's naked body Korra described.

it was lewd af

2000
The Flood / Re: Physically I'm full Chad status now
« on: June 14, 2017, 01:04:25 AM »
nice edit

2001
The Flood / Re: Physically I'm full Chad status now
« on: June 14, 2017, 01:04:02 AM »
Stop being gay Korra.

2002
The Flood / Re: What's the best way to destroy someone?
« on: June 13, 2017, 11:41:54 PM »
dude wtf why would Kinder give you those photos of me
You should've bought me that 1911 Das!

2003
The Flood / Re: What's the best way to destroy someone?
« on: June 13, 2017, 11:41:22 PM »

2004
The Flood / Re: What's the best way to destroy someone?
« on: June 13, 2017, 10:43:30 PM »
Nothing.
Nah that seems too passive for this level of treason

2005
The Flood / What's the best way to destroy someone?
« on: June 13, 2017, 10:29:44 PM »
A kid messed with me online and now I need to know what to do to him.

I dug up a lot of things.
•Compromising online activity
•Crossdressing photos
•School email
•Mailing address
•Parent's phone number
•Number of an operator who can connect me to him
•A plethora of accounts ripe to be messaged.
•Contact info for the rest of his family

That's what I got from a half hour at the surface, do you think I should dig up more?
Do you think I should try to embed myself to them via facebook?

What's my next step?

2006
Gaming / Re: E3 2017 - DUDE WHO WON?? LMAO
« on: June 13, 2017, 08:15:08 PM »
people would pay $60 for a new game when modders could theoretically just make their own for free

hmm

don't think this sort of thing hasn't been done already, either—it's been done with super smash bros

people were unsatisfied with brawl, so they modded the game into what they thought it should be—it's not just brawl with mods; they changed almost everything except the core gamplay, and they called it Project M

why isn't doing this more widespread? if developer intent doesn't matter, and you just want to piss on their art, why not just go ALL the way and make the halo 4 you wanted to see instead of the one that 343 wanted you to see
Oh no! I slightly modified something that I own!
oh no, i spilled a little bit of ink on the mona lisa

oh well it's just a little it doesn't matter
not really a good example considering we can't create infinite completely identical copies of the mona lisa at will

but if I bought it I'd wipe my ass with it anyway just to prove art is dead

oh, and da Vinci was a faggot

2007
Gaming / Re: E3 2017 - DUDE WHO WON?? LMAO
« on: June 13, 2017, 08:08:08 PM »
people would pay $60 for a new game when modders could theoretically just make their own for free

hmm

don't think this sort of thing hasn't been done already, either—it's been done with super smash bros

people were unsatisfied with brawl, so they modded the game into what they thought it should be—it's not just brawl with mods; they changed almost everything except the core gamplay, and they called it Project M

why isn't doing this more widespread? if developer intent doesn't matter, and you just want to piss on their art, why not just go ALL the way and make the halo 4 you wanted to see instead of the one that 343 wanted you to see
Oh no! I slightly modified something that I own!

2008
Gaming / Re: You know what would make Destiny 2 good?
« on: June 13, 2017, 07:59:08 PM »
Wow you've really inspired me with your original and thoughtful comment.

2009
Gaming / Re: worst platform thread
« on: June 13, 2017, 07:57:43 PM »

oh yeah, sure thing
game on \m/
what do you think happens when you overclock

my idles and max load is still about 10 degrees colder than a ps4 while running stress tests

Spoiler
i'm sure that makes it all worth the risk
what risk
we already discussed it you snotty cunt
was genuinely curious because I've never heard anyone refer to overclocking having an inherent risk as long as you used proper coolant and kept your eye on your temps
congratulations, you have identified the risk all by yourself, you poppin' fresh looking motherfucker
that's not a risk

2010
Gaming / Re: worst platform thread
« on: June 13, 2017, 07:47:13 PM »

oh yeah, sure thing
game on \m/
what do you think happens when you overclock

my idles and max load is still about 10 degrees colder than a ps4 while running stress tests

Spoiler
i'm sure that makes it all worth the risk
what risk
we already discussed it you snotty cunt
was genuinely curious because I've never heard anyone refer to overclocking having an inherent risk as long as you used proper coolant and kept your eye on your temps, you contemptuous bitch

I thought for a moment you might know something I didn't, a mistake I will not make again

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