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1951
The Flood / Re: Probably the biggest boxing match this century
« on: June 16, 2017, 06:40:45 PM »
No, it isn't.

Pretty sure the biggest match of the century was two years ago, and it was boring as fuck.

1952
I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.
you say that like that's a good outcome

file a bunch of applications and don't get a job—congratulations, you suck

file an application and get a job—congratulations, you have a fucking JOB now
It's nice to know I have the charisma to talk my way into an interview when my credentials are lacking, and the saavy to talk my way into being hired, when they weren't going to interview me in the first place.

Seems to me you're just upset because you're not a likable individual.

In any event, I'm done being a wagecuck. I've learned to use my charisma and saavy to make money in other ways.

1953
I've gotten every job I've ever applied for.

1954
The Flood / Re: bait thread
« on: June 16, 2017, 03:36:11 PM »
anyone with an IQ over 60 shouldn't play sports
ftfy

Would make soccer more fun to watch
Soccer is a children's sport
This

If you're over the age of eight, you shouldn't play soccer.

1955
The Flood / Re: bait thread
« on: June 16, 2017, 03:34:31 PM »
anyone with an IQ over 60 shouldn't watch sports
Or lets plays. They're both cancer.
99% of the time i'd agree

but there are some great personalities out there that can make a let's play pretty entertaining

sports aren't even interesting from a gameplay standpoint
People like the commentators in sports too.
There's a reason there'shours of pre and post game coverage.

1956
The Flood / Re: bait thread
« on: June 15, 2017, 10:55:18 PM »
anyone with an IQ over 60 shouldn't watch sports
Or lets plays. They're both cancer.

1957
How does it feel knowing that I'm a superior being compared to you because I purposefully deny myself indulgence and adhere to a code of my own invention in the deluded belief that my maligned neurons are gospel?
it's not that your "maligned neurons" are gospel

they don't need to be for asceticism to be the only good lifestyle
>he genuinely believes this


1958
The Flood / Re: bait thread
« on: June 15, 2017, 08:43:07 PM »
For those who actually believe this (there are some of you out there, unfortunately) the A stands for ArmaLite.

1959
The Flood / Re: Donald Trump is Lex Luthor
« on: June 15, 2017, 08:40:08 PM »
omebody please notice that I spelled wiener

1960
The Flood / Re: Donald Trump is Lex Luthor
« on: June 15, 2017, 08:39:35 PM »
YouTube


If Donald Trump is Lex, then who is The Question?
Julian Assange.

1961
How does it feel knowing that I'm a superior being compared to you because I purposefully deny myself indulgence and adhere to a code of my own invention in the deluded belief that my maligned neurons are gospel?

1962
The Flood / Re: Rewatching the Dark Knight Trilogy rn
« on: June 15, 2017, 07:46:51 PM »
Holy shit TDK is so fukken cheeky

When Fox plants the sonar device in Hong Kong and explains it to Bruce, Bruce is like, "Sonar? Just like a..." leading Fox on to say "Bat"

Fox is just like, "Submarine, Mr. Wayne."

1963
The Flood / Re: Rewatching the Dark Knight Trilogy rn
« on: June 15, 2017, 07:20:28 PM »
begins is boring as fuck and hard to sit through
am I just a crazy person

I liked BB way better than TDK or TDKR

it had way better themes, atmosphere, and characters imo
I feel like it suffer from an inability to decide who the main villain is.

This could be a boon, sort of a 'just how deep the rabbit hole goes' effect, which I sense is what they were going for, but Batman Begins could have been spread across the movies with more fleshed out story and conflict between him and the villains, and at the end of each, he learns there's someone higher still to pursue.

Failing to capture Falcone at the docks, Batman pursues him for months before finally defeating him and handing him over to the cops. Film 1 ends with the scene where Crane poisons him with fear gas.

Batman learns of Falcone's maddening, and learns of Crane's true identity and his use of Falcone as a pawn. After he's put the Scarecrow away he revels in the idea that he has foiled the plot at last, when Ra's al Ghul shows up at his birthday party and set fire to the manor. Film 2 ends with Bruce Wayne clinging to life after being rescued by Alfred.

Batman destroys the microwave transmitter early on, but fails to capture Ra's. With no leads and nowhere to start looking, he can think of only one course of action. Batman arrives at the rebuilt League of Shadows to challenge Ra's, and he defeats him. Batman refuses to kill Ra's, and a figure steps out from the shadows and kills the demon himself. Bane declares that Batman would have robbed him an honorable death and they fight. Batman is worn out from his duel with Ra's, and Bane breaks his back, throws him in the hole, and returns to Gotham to finish what Ra's started with a newly stolen and more powerful microwave transmitter. Film 3 ends.

Batman recovers and returns to Gotham to stop Bane. Bane reveals that this time they aren't using fear toxin, but a deadly nerve gas, Batman vows to stop him, but before they trade blows, Bane seizes up and falls face first on the floor. Batman looks down and pulls a single razor sharp playing card from his neck. His spinal cord was severed at the medula oblongata. Batman looks up and scans the shadows but finds nothing. A cackle echoes across the sewers. The rest of the film plays out pretty much like The Dark Knight, except Joker's plot revolves around releasing Joker toxin on the city, he goes to Arkham at the end instead of dying, and the shit with Two-Face never happens because it was kind of pointless anyway. The series comes to a close in a post credit scene, where The Killing Joke would begin. Batman comes to see the Joker in Arkham, to confront him about what he said. "I think you and I are destined to do this forever." Batman, fearing he may be right attempts to talk it over, only to discover that this Joker is an impostor (portrayed by Jared Leto). The scene ends. No further sequels are made. You're just left to wonder.

1964
The Flood / Re: Rewatching the Dark Knight Trilogy rn
« on: June 15, 2017, 05:59:02 PM »
Batman suspects include: David Copperfield; Bigfoot; and Abraham Lincoln.

Fucking gold.

1965
The Flood / Re: attn: history fags
« on: June 15, 2017, 05:33:49 PM »
documentary

Shoah
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahshshahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahhaahhahahahaahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking right

1966
The Flood / Re: Donald Trump is Lex Luthor
« on: June 15, 2017, 04:41:26 PM »
Lex Luthor is a genius.
YouTube



He also became president to piss off Supes.

He's actually helpful when good.
One thing I've always loved about this scene is he turns dramatically to walk away, but he's walking across Amazo's hand so it's kind of a pointless gesture.

1967
The Flood / Re: attn: history fags
« on: June 15, 2017, 04:34:50 PM »
The same way learning anything works.

You consider yourself a scholar, no?
When I want to know about anything I look it up and I read about it, and then I read about the interesting things related to it, continuing ad infinitum.

I got started doing research on fiction and characters I wanted to know more about on various wikis, and the transition into facts just seemed natural.

As for documentaries, I recommend The Men Who Built America.

It's a satisfying blend of drama and documentary, that goes just a little beyond what traditional documentaries including dramatizations do, painting a rich picture of late 1800s America and the astonishing individuals who brought it (sometimes kicking and screaming) into the 20th century. It's about six hours.

And of course, there's always Drunk History which covers a broad range of subjects, comically regaled to us by intoxicated historians. It's a light way to learn the gist of a historical story in twenty minutes without bogging yourself down in tedious detail.

1968
The Flood / I want to dance...
« on: June 15, 2017, 10:52:44 AM »
I want to dance.
I want lust and love and a smattering of romance.
But I'm no good at dancing..
Yet, I have to do something.
Tonight I'm going to play it straight; I'm going to take my chance...

I want to dance.

1969
The Flood / Re: in the hospital
« on: June 15, 2017, 08:28:58 AM »
Seriously though, canadians feel woozy and heavy and they go ti the ER, where I've been in the hospital three days already and can't get anyone to treat my cold, so I discharge, have a psychotic break, spend a week living in a starbucks surviving on nothing but tapwater, then just go home and never visit either issue again.

1970
The Flood / Re: in the hospital
« on: June 15, 2017, 08:10:15 AM »
You have late-stage terminal homosexuality.

1971
The Flood / Re: Donald Trump is Lex Luthor
« on: June 15, 2017, 06:10:41 AM »
Lex Luthor is a genius.
YouTube



He also became president to piss off Supes.

He's actually helpful when good.
Lex Luthor is always the good guy.

He's one of those, like Doctor Doom.

They're not villains, but they're also not afraid to get theor hands dirty for the greater good.

Or at least, what they honestly believe the greater good is.

1972
The Flood / Donald Trump is Lex Luthor
« on: June 15, 2017, 05:43:15 AM »
🔸Wealthy
🔸International business magnate
🔸Elected president
🔸No hair
🔸Enormous building in NY
🔸REALLY hates aliens

1973
The Flood / Rewatching the Dark Knight Trilogy rn
« on: June 15, 2017, 04:52:44 AM »
Just realized that the dude Rachel got all huffy about Crane sending to Arkham instead of prison, the moment where you start expect Crane is in Falcone's pocket, is Victor fucking Zsasz.

Fuck that dumb prison-profiteering DA cunt, Zsasz belongs in Arkham.
Dude is nearly as sadistic as the Joker himself.

Scarecrow did nothing wrong.

1974
The Flood / Re: Oops.
« on: June 15, 2017, 03:05:12 AM »
>2015+2
>Not on Dec10gon
Is that the site deci made?

1975
The Flood / Re: Fuck all black people
« on: June 15, 2017, 03:02:30 AM »
finally

1976
The Flood / Re: Happy Birthday Daddy
« on: June 14, 2017, 06:02:40 PM »
What Verb said.

Trump is like Supreme Chancellor Binks.
Pence is Palpatine.

1977
The Flood / Re: catchy songs with evil lyrics
« on: June 14, 2017, 05:27:00 PM »
Are thoughtcrimes evil now?
i would say yes

george orwell can go fuck himself
holy fucking shit please be trolling

I bet you thought the judicial system in minority report wasn't fucked up at all LMAO
i haven't seen it, but i really like the idea of catching criminals before they commit crimes

pretty ingenious
Then they aren't criminals.

1978
The Flood / Re: catchy songs with evil lyrics
« on: June 14, 2017, 04:16:45 PM »
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.
YouTube

1979
The Flood / Re: Words and names I HATE
« on: June 14, 2017, 02:58:20 PM »

Baño?

1980
He's been played by men tall and short, but people always say "I thought you'd be taller." when they meet him.

•Ben Affleck: 6'4"
•Christian Bale: 6'
•George Clooney: 5'11"
•Val Kilmer: 6'
•Michael Keaton: 5'10"
•Adam West: -6'

So my question: T4R

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