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13351
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:41:11 AM »
What kind of code can be inserted here?
13352
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:28:00 AM »
Nah. Count me out and let someone else have the fun.
Spoiler I'm asexual, anyway. Asexual as in "I'm a butthurt fedora-wearer and I'm trying to repress my urges" or actually asexual?
Let me try this...hold on.
>Is 22
>Doesn't want to fuck anyone
>Ever.
>somehow magically isn't a little bitch about it like verbatimSpoiler This is why greentext should be automatic.
13353
« on: September 12, 2014, 01:05:08 AM »
...come to San Diego for some shore leave.
I would take him to the various bars, get him drunk, and find a nice San Diego State University (SDSU) girl to go down on him and possibly do a bit more...
All he needs is airfare and lodging.
I totally would if I had the cash. I care about that little guy.
13354
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:59:13 AM »
Just mute him, then.
Please tell me that's not a thing now.
13355
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:49:19 AM »
I know "shitposting" feels better than when you are sexually abusing your pet turtle, but this needs to stop.
People here care about you bro, get some help.
#stoptheshitposting
Let Door have his fun. Soon, the children will have much heavier burdens on their shoulders.
13356
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:34:00 AM »
Hi, can you please stop bullying me? Thank you.
You don't honestly buy into that crap, do you? You just told someone to kill themselves by alcohol consumption, and I'm not allowed the same? I'm sick of your self denying bullshit. You are either gay, or just fucking lonely and you don't have the courage to admit it to yourself. So you come on here espousing ideas that I can tell you don't really believe, no matter what you might want to believe, and act like you're entitled to a bigger slice of free speech than anyone else. Someday, you'll either grow the fuck up or you'll kill yourself trying to piece together the shattered image of a world that's whole, that you've so mercilessly blinded yourself with. I have always believed that there is some broken fucking bastard in there, who is so hard headed that he can't admit to himself that he is just that. I was enthused when you returned to this forum for that reason exactly. Get the fuck over yourself before it kills you man.
13357
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:17:34 AM »
You have no idea how alcohol works. I don't care how alcohol fucking works, do I?
No, I don't.
It was a snarky, hateful thing to say, so I said it.
I don't like your Charlie friend or his drunken habits. Deal with it.
I wonder what will happen when you can admit to yourself that you're gay.
13358
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:15:34 AM »
Reported.
>implying the mods don't love me
13359
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:09:10 AM »
If you truly believe humanity needs to cease, why haven't you killed yourself yet? 1. Because that wouldn't solve the problem at all. Apart from that idea being cunt-tarded on every level, it also doesn't make any sense. Most people don't know that giving birth is wrong. It would be entirely counterintuitive to my ideals if I were to kill myself. You don't end slavery by committing suicide while under servitude. If I'm going to be an advocate for my philosophy, I have to stay the fuck alive.
2. I've developed these things called "friends" during my time on this rock. Perhaps if you had any, you'd be able to sympathize, but killing myself would result in severe emotional trauma for not only these friends that I've made, but my family as well. I have no intention on putting that emotional burden on them.
3. Everything I have accomplished in my life will have been for naught, as well as everything else I also strive for. I have selfish desires, too. I want to have a little bit of a legacy here, as futile as that really is. I still want it, because I'm a human. Killing myself would be fruitless and it would do no good.
4. Even if I wanted to, I don't have the legal right. Nowhere in the world does there exist a country that gives you the right to die. I want to be able to walk into a clinic and ask to be put down, or ask for bye-bye pills. Simple. Quick. Easy. Painless. Peaceful. Free. Infallible. Perfect. I don't want to have to resort to inhumane, botch-able methods, and I frankly shouldn't even have to. No one should.
It's ironic how "edgy" is the most commonly tacked-on label I'm given by all of these natalists out there, because they think I'm trying to be dark and out there. Edgy.
Telling someone to kill themselves, though?
Telling someone that they should commit suicide because they wouldn't be missed anyway?
That's not edgy at all.
You're a fucking cunt.
Or in other words, you're full of bullshit?
13360
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:47:47 PM »
Kilt Lifter, you say? That's 6%.
So... by a general calculation... 'cause I don't know your weight....
You should drink twenty-four more.
Give or take.
You have no idea how alcohol works.
13361
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:40:40 PM »
If you truly believe humanity needs to cease, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
You don't think humanity is pointless, or that any other species is more deserving of this planet than we are.
You're just a poser trying to be dark and edgy, and though you may believe that you adhere to your ideology, on your most intrinsic layer, you are just alone, and in denial of your loneliness.
You don't hate people.
You don't hate society.
You hate yourself.
So just get the fuck over it and an hero on a livestream.
13362
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:17:00 PM »
If you died, I wouldn't care.
Just putting that on the table...
You fucking virgin.
13363
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:53:41 PM »
Kid's at a sitter. Got a six pack of Four Peaks Kilt Lifter. I've drank 5 so far. Should I go for 6?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Does Kate Upton have some sweet titties?
And damn her tits are nice. OT: Never be that dick that only leaves one.
13364
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:29:49 PM »
Don't you have parents or something like that?
My parents disowned me like seven years ago.
13365
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:20:43 PM »
Do you have an Android, iPhone, or other iDevice? I have some stuff that can get you $5 to $10.
No, I'm too poor for cell phones. I communicate via internet.
13366
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:15:05 PM »
come back vien
No activity :I
But I'm playing big iron...
13367
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:12:24 PM »
come back vien
13368
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:02:51 PM »
Aren't you in like 7th grade?
No, that's SecondClass.
13369
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:01:39 PM »
Why do you need money?
Food. Electricity. Gasoline. I only have debit cards because I'm a filthy casual with no credit.
13370
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:58:54 PM »
Anyone else wondering how they escaped?
I'm more concerned with how you're not moving this thread.
13371
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:57:21 PM »
I hope they live a long life together in their "unconventional partnership"
13372
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:48:18 PM »
> enters thread
> laughs
> leaves
Whores have feelings too.
13373
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:40:11 PM »
How does it feel t become an internet prostitute?
Considering the fact that I haven't gotten any money yet? I'm really not sure.
13374
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:39:09 PM »
I hear Five Guys is hiring.
Not where I live...
13375
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:36:07 PM »
>this website
>people that have money
You gotta pick one
Uh... I'm a hoper?
13376
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:33:19 PM »
So I don't know if we anyone around here who could spare a dollar or two, but money is really fucking tight, and I figured before I went off to beg on 4chan, or make up some fake charity, I would come here. So, here's the deal. If the Flood can muster the bulleted amounts, I will post acts of any nature you please during the next anarchy. You wanna see my butt? You may see my butt. You want a .gif of me sensually rubbing my throbbing Vienis? You faggots may have that. You want me to sing you a song on Vocaroo? I can be whatever you want me to be. Anything that only involves me, and recording myself doing shit by photo, video, or audio. One act per bulletpoint. If you make it to $50, the ride never ends. >$10
>$20
>$25
>$35
>$40
>$50The address to send money to is mgscottii@gmail.comI'm sorry I can't build you tiny birdhouses, or whatever people buy on the internet, but I sincerely need every cent. Love, Solonoid
13377
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:14:27 PM »
>you will never be so goddamn atheist you build a giant robot that unmakes chunks of reality through sheer skepticism
I can be pretty atheist...
13378
« on: September 11, 2014, 09:07:33 PM »
When Olorin travelled to the east, why do you think he did not take up a home like the other Maiar?
13379
« on: September 11, 2014, 08:58:49 PM »
It looks like I'm the biggest lorefag on this forum besides maybe Waifu Master, who hides his power level.
So AMA about The Elder Scrolls lore
Hi-His power level can't be that high... My scouter says so! 
13380
« on: September 11, 2014, 08:57:12 PM »
probably rape my best friend while having my girlfriend chained up
then do vise versa
I don't know where you came from, but fuck you for being confusing and shit.
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