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The Flood / Re: I Absolutely Hate the Jewish
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:50:37 AM »
I think you missed the joke here.

Did I? I miss jokes often. I never get them or pick them up.
Yeah.

You're supposed to read it like this:
I Absolutely Hate the Jewish Rye that most people use for reubens.
I prefer Russian Rye.
Nothing goes over his head.
His reflexes are too fast.
He would catch it.

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The Flood / Re: dildo generator
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:48:58 AM »
Generate one for me and make it appear in my room so I do not have to sneak it past my nosy parents.
I thought you were in your twenties...
I'm nineteen and my family is like so.
I thought you were closer to my age...
I was flying at your age.
An age you've yet to reach?

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The Flood / Re: dildo generator
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:38:10 AM »
Generate one for me and make it appear in my room so I do not have to sneak it past my nosy parents.
I thought you were in your twenties...
I'm nineteen and my family is like so.
I thought you were closer to my age...

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The Flood / Re: It came
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:30:16 AM »
3 years in after obtaining my actual license. In the process, I only clipped a trashcan.
Hey Vien, wnna come play god-tier classics with me and Noelle?
https://plug.dj/sep7

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Septagon / A Memberlist Proposition
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:27:34 AM »
Could we get a version of the memberlist that only shows who is online?

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The Flood / Re: So I'm working on a bit of a project here... Thoughts?
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:21:35 AM »
This is going to be my pitch to the first super intense REAL virtual reality developer that impresses me with their technology.

Preview image

The pitch
Imagine you are in one of the old, large, spacemanesque underwater exploration suits. The one like in The Spongebob Movie.  You are exploring when you accidentally tumble down a rather steep and deep drop off into deeper ocean than you wanted to. You look up to grab the rope to climb up only to see it tumble down into your hands. The oxygen pump is still connected, but who knows how long that has left? You flip on your light. You know that while treacherous and time consuming, you could probably climb back up the sandy drop off and get to your anchor, then use that to climb back into your boat. Or, you could explore and try to find an alternative means.

You climb the drop off
Attempts to climb are slow, and the heavy suit only makes it harder. However, you are still able to make steady progress. Looking around as you climb, you notice little eyes in the darkness watching you. You decide to ignore them and focus on climbing. After a while you hear water rushing and feel a great smack in your side as one of them crashed into you, knocking you off the side of the drop off. You tumble back to the sand and look up to face your attacker. None can be seen. You peer into the dark abyss and see naught but the eyes just out of any real view staring back at you. You resume your climbing, but now watching more intently around you in case of another attack. Your lights seem to keep them away, but they are dimming. You are losing power. You barely make it to the top as your lights run out... From there, what happens is only between me and a future developer =P
You go exploring
You look around. Surely climbing up that drop off would be difficult, since it's almost pure sand. Maybe you can find a better climbing surface? Or perhaps a part of the drop off that is less steep and more accommodating to your heavy suit? You traverse the floor, moving between rocks and undersea foliage. Things are strangely quiet, and there is a lack of life. Then, you start to see eyes in the darkness. Not close enough to discern any real details about their owners, but their eyes definitely reflect in your light. You press on, however, undeterred. Probably nothing to worry about. You have to get out of here. You keep following the wall until you come across a large stone column in the middle of the ocean. Peculiar. You look closer at it and see strange carvings of an ancient civilization. Intrigued, you press on to just barely see a structure in the distance... The eyes are drawing nearer, though, and your lights are dimming. They seem to close in more and more as the lights dim. What happens next is between me and a future developer =P


Thoughts?
That looks like a screenshot from Slender.

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The Flood / Re: Major problem here. I need help.
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:01:45 AM »
It's not letting me make threads in the Updates board. The 'New Thread' icon in the other forums doesn't appear when I'm in the Updates board. Please help me with this. This is a serious dilemma.
Check your privilege.

If you can't make threads in that board, it means you don't have sufficient privilege.
So just look down your pants and tell me: Are you sure there's a white penis that only becomes erect for women/Jesus?

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The Flood / Re: The Official Flood Spam Thread
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:59:17 AM »
Yeah this seems like a bad idea since people will just use it to inflate their post count. Thank you for being an example, SecondClass.
And that really matters why?
Because it's an exploit.
What does that take away from you?
How could that possibly hurt anyone?

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The Flood / I Absolutely Hate the Jewish
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:56:35 AM »
Rye that most people use for reubens.
I prefer Russian Rye.

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The Flood / Re: The Official Flood Spam Thread
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:53:02 AM »
Yeah this seems like a bad idea since people will just use it to inflate their post count. Thank you for being an example, SecondClass.
And that really matters why?

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The Flood / Re: The Official Flood Spam Thread
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:48:02 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Red Leader: Standing By
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:42:53 AM »
Why am I Mr Pink?
These are the choices we make...

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The Flood / Re: The Official Flood Spam Thread
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:40:52 AM »
How about we just ban the idiots who spam?
Because Cheat hosts this site on his own dime, and spammers generate more page refreshes, which means more advertisements, which means more revenue.

Hopefully, this thread will be pinned, and people will come here to spam post, and maybe even shitpost less.

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The Flood / Re: Ask me anything and ill be %100 honest.
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:31:42 AM »
Why are you actually a guy?
Yay for stupid questions. I am still wondering why you are a mod.
He's a mod because he built the first mobile interface for Cheat when the site first went up.

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The Flood / Re: Ask me anything and ill be %100 honest.
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:12:54 AM »
When it cums to buttsecks, do you prefer pitching, or receiving?

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The Flood / Re: The Official Flood Spam Thread
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:11:04 AM »
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O-O-O-Overlenny!

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The Flood / Re: So who here haven't I pissed off yet?
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:10:00 AM »
Have you been trying?

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The Flood / Re: Ugh, why do African-Americans always beat their kids
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:07:18 AM »
To discipline them and drill it through their skulls that they are the ones who own the jenga tower.
Otherwise you get kids in grade seven smoking weed and talking to creepy strangers online.
So what you're saying is...
Nobody here ever lost at Jenga against their parents?

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The Flood / Red Leader: Standing By
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:05:56 AM »
Let's get a head count of who's online right now.
Spoiler
No more posting ITT.
If you weren't on during late night you missed out.

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The Flood / Re: The Official Flood Spam Thread
« on: September 14, 2014, 01:58:34 AM »
Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

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The Flood / The Official Flood Spam Thread
« on: September 14, 2014, 01:53:49 AM »
Keep your spam in here.
Things should get interesting, and maybe a little sweaty ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: time to make fun of the sonic fandom
« on: September 14, 2014, 01:31:21 AM »
Sol The Hedgehog
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: dildo generator
« on: September 14, 2014, 01:17:30 AM »
Generate one for me and make it appear in my room so I do not have to sneak it past my nosy parents.
I thought you were in your twenties...

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The Flood / Re: DR PAVEL IM CIA
« on: September 14, 2014, 01:02:41 AM »
IT DOESN'T M ATTTER WHO WE ARE WHAT MATTERS IS OUR PLAN

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The Flood / Re: It came
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:53:53 AM »
yes

i found your facebook account
PM Linky?

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The Flood / Re: Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:23:24 AM »
April fools!
When I saw him with that golden border in a different thread, I thought it was the end of times as a certainty.

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The Flood / Re: What would DeeJ have to do to join this forum
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:15:19 AM »
LOOK AT ME, I'M A MOTHERFUCKING MODERATOR LLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLO
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN

EDIT: And just as quickly as it came, it left.

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The Flood / Re: What would DeeJ have to do to join this forum
« on: September 14, 2014, 12:11:17 AM »
Advertise the site in a news story on b.net.

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