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« on: September 14, 2014, 05:14:45 AM »
I want green bar
Post more Tru! Derail more threads with me!
You drew my flowers all wrong, baka.
13292
« on: September 14, 2014, 05:06:54 AM »
We'll get through this...
Together. I was gonna call you an inept shitstain, but then I realized that you're quite good at the whole shitstain thing.
You are used to being outmatched intellectually. We live in an era where the smartest people in the world are broadcast at us constantly, staring down at us as giants. You are used to being outclassed socially. Obviously. But only by Idiots. Here; this is the only place where you find yourself challenged by individuals who live on both fronts. Admittedly, not everyone is smarter, and not everyone is socially more adept. But there are individuals in this dark little corner of the web that destroy you in both realms, and you can't get enough of it. You scratch out for attention, begging to be noticed by those who upstage you in mind and sociality. I can see right through you, Verbatim. You yearn to be dominated. I wouldn't go so far as to say it turns you on, but it wouldn't be a stretch. So you keep clawing, and fighting back, because you know you'll get kicked a little bit harder. You know there's a little more they can do to really sink into you, and you love the sensation. You want the world angry at you, but more importantly, you want your betters to be angry at you. So don't worry a hair on that dark and edgy little head. Senpai has noticed you.
13293
« on: September 14, 2014, 04:43:53 AM »
Yeah, as if anyone cares if there's a "designated spam thread", right. People aren't just gonna spam and shitpost elsewhere, you dumb moron. Fuck.
And yeah, you are a shitposter, by the way. Sorry to break it to you.
Listen Verbatim, I'm still here for you if you ever decide to come out. It's gonna be okay. We'll get through this... Together.
13294
« on: September 14, 2014, 04:42:29 AM »
You can make as many threads as you want long as it actually has a topic, you know. A spam thread is kind of an exploit, and my hunch that it probably wouldn't be accepted by staff wound up being true. Go figure.
I wouldn't really consider Kiyo "Staff" considering she gains nothing financially. The same way I wouldn't consider Recon, Bobcast, Evilcam, Foman, or any of the others over at b.net "Staff"
13295
« on: September 14, 2014, 04:35:59 AM »
But classic rock is so old......
Play what you like.
13296
« on: September 14, 2014, 04:35:28 AM »
You know you don't become more notable, or gain anything when you gain rank, right? In fact, one could argue that rank shows one's financial contributions to this site, through advertising. So those who farm rank, are actually farming cash for Our Benefactor. Is that a sin? Spoiler Yes, I am upset that my spam thread was locked.
I don't post much in spam threads, but they're a pleasure to read, and it supports this site financially.
I personally am not a rank farmer, or a shitposter, or a spammer, but I support those who do so, as long as it does not detract from discussion, which is why containing it in a single thread is logical.
13298
« on: September 14, 2014, 04:14:38 AM »
I thought about making one here when I signed up, but I figured that would break the rules.
Well seeing as your rank is mostly determined by post count and activity, I would ask Cheat and the mods before going through with something like this.
And what consequence does your rank bear, exactly? Do you also feel that people who outrank you in Halo have some sort of advantage, or sensation that you're missing out on?
13299
« on: September 14, 2014, 04:10:56 AM »
That's not something you can do as a mod, however you are allowed a custom nameplate.
Mod, Admin, let's not get technical, just say what you'd do.
I'd do my job.
Um... I'll do my job.
Nameplates are off to the side... a decent one takes about five minutes to make.
As a mod, your job is something that ought to be done automatically and subconsciously by you while you go about your business. I wouldn't say that breathing is the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning, and I wouldn't say that my job is the first thing I'd do as a mod, using the same logic. And I wouldn't (even if I had the power) do what I said in the OP, but the idea of the thread is to get creative.
13300
« on: September 14, 2014, 04:05:10 AM »
That's not something you can do as a mod, however you are allowed a custom nameplate.
Mod, Admin, let's not get technical, just say what you'd do.
13301
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:59:00 AM »
Your first act? Mine would be to make this nameplate available to all members, and the only one available to people who have not yet reached the rank of "Member" 
13302
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:50:37 AM »
I think you missed the joke here.
Did I? I miss jokes often. I never get them or pick them up.
Yeah.
You're supposed to read it like this:
I Absolutely Hate the Jewish Rye that most people use for reubens.
I prefer Russian Rye.
Nothing goes over his head. His reflexes are too fast. He would catch it.
13303
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:48:58 AM »
Generate one for me and make it appear in my room so I do not have to sneak it past my nosy parents.
I thought you were in your twenties...
I'm nineteen and my family is like so.
I thought you were closer to my age...
I was flying at your age.
An age you've yet to reach?
13304
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:38:10 AM »
Generate one for me and make it appear in my room so I do not have to sneak it past my nosy parents.
I thought you were in your twenties...
I'm nineteen and my family is like so.
I thought you were closer to my age...
13305
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:30:16 AM »
3 years in after obtaining my actual license. In the process, I only clipped a trashcan.
Hey Vien, wnna come play god-tier classics with me and Noelle? https://plug.dj/sep7
13306
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:27:34 AM »
Could we get a version of the memberlist that only shows who is online?
13307
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:21:35 AM »
This is going to be my pitch to the first super intense REAL virtual reality developer that impresses me with their technology.
Preview image
The pitch Imagine you are in one of the old, large, spacemanesque underwater exploration suits. The one like in The Spongebob Movie. You are exploring when you accidentally tumble down a rather steep and deep drop off into deeper ocean than you wanted to. You look up to grab the rope to climb up only to see it tumble down into your hands. The oxygen pump is still connected, but who knows how long that has left? You flip on your light. You know that while treacherous and time consuming, you could probably climb back up the sandy drop off and get to your anchor, then use that to climb back into your boat. Or, you could explore and try to find an alternative means. You climb the drop off Attempts to climb are slow, and the heavy suit only makes it harder. However, you are still able to make steady progress. Looking around as you climb, you notice little eyes in the darkness watching you. You decide to ignore them and focus on climbing. After a while you hear water rushing and feel a great smack in your side as one of them crashed into you, knocking you off the side of the drop off. You tumble back to the sand and look up to face your attacker. None can be seen. You peer into the dark abyss and see naught but the eyes just out of any real view staring back at you. You resume your climbing, but now watching more intently around you in case of another attack. Your lights seem to keep them away, but they are dimming. You are losing power. You barely make it to the top as your lights run out... From there, what happens is only between me and a future developer =P You go exploring You look around. Surely climbing up that drop off would be difficult, since it's almost pure sand. Maybe you can find a better climbing surface? Or perhaps a part of the drop off that is less steep and more accommodating to your heavy suit? You traverse the floor, moving between rocks and undersea foliage. Things are strangely quiet, and there is a lack of life. Then, you start to see eyes in the darkness. Not close enough to discern any real details about their owners, but their eyes definitely reflect in your light. You press on, however, undeterred. Probably nothing to worry about. You have to get out of here. You keep following the wall until you come across a large stone column in the middle of the ocean. Peculiar. You look closer at it and see strange carvings of an ancient civilization. Intrigued, you press on to just barely see a structure in the distance... The eyes are drawing nearer, though, and your lights are dimming. They seem to close in more and more as the lights dim. What happens next is between me and a future developer =P
Thoughts?
That looks like a screenshot from Slender.
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« on: September 14, 2014, 03:01:45 AM »
It's not letting me make threads in the Updates board. The 'New Thread' icon in the other forums doesn't appear when I'm in the Updates board. Please help me with this. This is a serious dilemma.
Check your privilege. If you can't make threads in that board, it means you don't have sufficient privilege. So just look down your pants and tell me: Are you sure there's a white penis that only becomes erect for women/Jesus?
13309
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:59:17 AM »
Yeah this seems like a bad idea since people will just use it to inflate their post count. Thank you for being an example, SecondClass.
And that really matters why?
Because it's an exploit.
What does that take away from you? How could that possibly hurt anyone?
13310
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:56:35 AM »
Rye that most people use for reubens.
I prefer Russian Rye.
13311
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:53:02 AM »
Yeah this seems like a bad idea since people will just use it to inflate their post count. Thank you for being an example, SecondClass.
And that really matters why?
13312
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:48:02 AM »
13313
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:42:53 AM »
Why am I Mr Pink?
These are the choices we make...
13314
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:40:52 AM »
How about we just ban the idiots who spam?
Because Cheat hosts this site on his own dime, and spammers generate more page refreshes, which means more advertisements, which means more revenue. Hopefully, this thread will be pinned, and people will come here to spam post, and maybe even shitpost less.
13315
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:31:42 AM »
Why are you actually a guy?
Yay for stupid questions. I am still wondering why you are a mod.
He's a mod because he built the first mobile interface for Cheat when the site first went up.
13316
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:19:56 AM »
Where do you live?
Ajax, Ontario, Canada
Why? :'3
I'm gunna tuch ur butt
waddabout my butt?
13317
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:12:54 AM »
When it cums to buttsecks, do you prefer pitching, or receiving?
13318
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:11:04 AM »
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O-O-O-Overlenny!
13319
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:10:00 AM »
Have you been trying?
13320
« on: September 14, 2014, 02:07:18 AM »
To discipline them and drill it through their skulls that they are the ones who own the jenga tower.
Otherwise you get kids in grade seven smoking weed and talking to creepy strangers online.
So what you're saying is... Nobody here ever lost at Jenga against their parents?
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