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12871
« on: September 23, 2014, 08:02:56 PM »
All hail thread 777.
12872
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:20:32 PM »
What is the policy on B.lind regarding Spanish or other non-English languages? Wasn't it a lockable offense on b.old?
Yes, they usually locked non-english threads. Now, the site comes in a dozen different languages and nobody cares.
12873
« on: September 23, 2014, 05:10:28 PM »
And Predator knows I was banned for calling a person posting in Spanish a filthy brown person, so he replied to my thread where I proclaimed that I was unbanned in Spanish, saying "I can fix that for you"
I took a chance on it, and called him a sediment coated #5E4300 homosapien.
12874
« on: September 23, 2014, 04:17:39 PM »
ya proud o' that ruse, ya cheeky kunt?
12875
« on: September 23, 2014, 03:34:59 PM »
That equation is completely inconclusive. There is not, on any level, a solution. Not even for asians.
12876
« on: September 23, 2014, 03:27:15 PM »
It was my privilege.
12877
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:41:36 PM »
Why did Cowpie leave
I think he got mad that people were disliking his christian rock spam in the plug.dj.
I asked him why he left on XBL, and it had nothing to do with plug.dj I don't remember what it was, because it was petty and insubstantial, but I asked explicitly about that because it was 90% me and Door greifing him.
12878
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:39:11 PM »
He takes after his old man.
12879
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:24:53 PM »
You guys talk about how it's "gotten dumber" when half of you haven't even been around that long. It's always been retarded and always will be.
I'm going on five years now. :/ Spoiler b.net age circlejerk thread?
12880
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:04:28 PM »
I don't get enough sep7 circle jerking done here and on plug.dj, I need to bring it to b.net.
12881
« on: September 23, 2014, 02:03:13 PM »
You do realize it's up to Cheat and Focrn to decide whether to replace Kiyo, and neither have made any inclination that they would support replacing Kiyo due to the butthurt opinions of people who cannot get over the fact that everyone flame baits - even mods.
Kiyo is just a shitty mod.
12882
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:56:37 PM »
>Go on a date with a girl.
>Take her to a nice restaurant.
>She orders a shrimp cocktail and several drinks.
>Ask for the check.
>The waiter places the check in front of me,
>Not in front of her, not in the middle of the table.
>Look of horror comes across the girl's face.
>I reach for the check and my credit card inside.
>She begins to tremble.
>Tears well up in her eyes.
>I can tell she is paralyzed by fear at the oppression she is experiencing.
>I chauvinistically place the check with my credit card on the table in front of me, daring her to do something about it.
>The power of my oppression of this women surges through my body as I lean back in my seat and stare >directly at her.
>She is shaking with fright, the oppression strangling her voice away.
>The waiter returns to take the check away.
>All is lost to her now.
>Men at other tables begin to stand up and clap.
>Women all over the restaurant begin to shriek and cry.
>I ask my date, "Did you enjoy your dinner?".
>"Y-yes... thank you", she says behind a mask of tears.
>I lean forward, a devious, patriarchal smile spreading across my face.
>And I tell her, "It was my privilege."
12883
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:45:38 PM »
Nobody.
That's an option now, so come back and vote.
12884
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:45:16 PM »
Mr. Psy, obviously.
I reset the poll to allow Kiyo to stay, so you may have to re-vote
12885
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:36:21 PM »
Yes, they got dumber.
12886
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:33:49 PM »
So, it has appeared in general consensus that Kiyo is a shitposter who should not be trusted. The Forum Monitors are up for promotion to replace her, and True Velox, who was our trusted overlord at the last offsite, has been introduced as a generally undisputed candidate, who exemplifies what a mod should be. You may vote only once, though you may change you vote as often as you like. Spoiler If any other staff notice that Kiyo has locked this thread, please unlock it immediately.
12887
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:22:29 PM »
Maybe you should leave the site.
Yayy, Arky's here.
12888
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:16:31 AM »
I don't know what this is but it's super cute.
DBZ moar, faggit
12889
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:13:21 AM »
I can't do it.
12890
« on: September 22, 2014, 10:43:50 PM »
I fap to wincest greentext. Oh, look! Here's one now. And yes, this is pasta. >be me, 15. Sister 17
>valentines day last year
>parents go out to eat, me and sis stay home
>we both sit on the couch, watching tv
>I notice my sis is in basketball shorts and tanktop
>stare for a few seconds
>she notices and I turn away fast
>I see her smile from the corner of my eye
>she scoots closer to me and pretends to stretch
>she places her hand in my lap and rests her head on my shoulder
>"do you think about me, anon"
>ohshit.exe
>I say yeah sometimes
>"good, i think about you too anon"
>bonerincoming.gif
>she notices my rising boner
>she looks at me and gives me a horny smile
>she looks back at my pants and bites her lip
>"whats this?"
>grabs my cock through my pants before i can answer
>begins stroking my hard cock
>feelsgood.jpg
>I dont know what to do so I grab one of her tits
>she moans and pulls down her tanktop
>easily C cups
>she pulls off my shorts, and gasps
>6 inches of cock spring into the air
>she giggles and quickly swallows my cock
>after a few minutes of her sucking my cock, she lifts her head and asks to eat her out
>she lays on her back and I pull off her shorts.
>I begin to rub her clit through her panties
>her face starts to redden and she begins moaning softly
>she starts to moan my name
>i pull her panties off and begin to lick
>she starts to shake and uses her hand to hold my head to her pussy
>She quickly sits up and whispers in my ear to fuck her as hard as I can
>I get off the couch and wait for her to get into doggy
>i position myself behind her and rub the head of my cock on her clit
>she reaches behind and grabs my dick
>she tells me to stop teasing her
>she winks and I push
>Tight.jpeg
>she lets out a scream
>I get faster and realize she came
>tells me to keep going
>she cums again a few minutes later
>she gets on her back and tells me to get on top of her
>positioned
>I slide in and go deeper than before
>she moans and tells me how bad she wants my cum inside of her
>I tell her that its not a good idea
>I start moaning
>about to cum
>she reaches and pulls me closer, not letting me pull out
>I cum buckets inside of her
>she screams and blushes
>I pull out and she leans in to lick the cum off of my cock
>I flinch and it goes deep into her mouth
>she moans and sucks my cuck again
>we hear car doors close
>we quickly get dressed
12891
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:53:31 PM »
Oh no!
The internet saw my nude pictures!
What should I do?
I think I'll take more nudes!
12892
« on: September 22, 2014, 09:48:35 PM »
I don't know how anyone can find this show funny..
>gestapoIt's funny because you're a Jew.
12893
« on: September 22, 2014, 02:03:07 PM »
Does .999 equal 1?
No. .999... repeating does.
1/3 = 0.333...
2/3 = 0.666...
1/3 + 2/3 = 3/3, or 0.999... or 1.
I have covered this subject a million times. .999 repeating does not equal 1 Just because we do math in a flawed base (base10) does not mean that you can take a value and claim that it equals a completely different value. Simply put, 1/3 does not equal .333 repeating. Try the same logic you have applied here in base12. You'll find yourself in a very different situation.
12894
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:30:38 PM »
ayy lmao
12895
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:38:26 AM »
inb4 frozen
12896
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:36:24 AM »
dat display resolution tho
It's really hard to find a decent Community background.
but
>2011+3
>Not having a 1080p display
I gave my sister my 1080p 22" display when I bought a lower res 35" display, just because I wanted a bigger screen, and didn't have the cash for either a bigger desk, or a new 1080p in the size I wanted. Couldn't keep both.
12897
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:33:44 AM »
repoopted 4 culing out anoter member
muh gud standing. neu
12898
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:27:31 AM »
reply 101!
12899
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:25:35 AM »
>not using a vector image
>implying that was in the resources available
adobe illustrator mustard rice
lazy asshole moo star ritz
12900
« on: September 22, 2014, 01:23:38 AM »
>not using a vector image
>implying that was in the resources available
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