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12481
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:46:30 PM »
Meet me under the monkey bars at recess, no kicking
What kind of pussy says no kicking anyway? It's always the ones who can't utilise their legs for anything, haha.
my light up shoes get all fricked up if they hit anything though
This is a good reason.
12482
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:45:29 PM »
I may change mine soon.
12483
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:44:17 PM »
That would be a worthy end.
12484
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:40:25 PM »
12485
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:37:39 PM »
I don't even understand how that rumor ever got started. It doesn't even make sense
For once we're on the same page. They've both got completely distinct lives. Spoiler Well, they don't have lives, but they're different nonetheless.
12486
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:33:28 PM »
Original and creative content right here, folks.
We should pin it to the front page.
12487
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:30:51 PM »
Nah.
Class graduated top of his class in the Navy seals.
He told me so himself.
12488
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:40:50 PM »
What I'm about to do is absolutely necessary
Also Jim admitted to being attracted to men, lol
Don't do it dust bin.
12489
« on: January 25, 2015, 07:20:30 PM »
12490
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:49:18 PM »
Eh, might happen this year.
Don't, I need you.
12491
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:45:28 PM »
I'm almost at 1000.
*cries*
12492
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:44:06 PM »
Beach week. Ocean City NJ
Nah man, RTX.
12493
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:42:59 PM »
Drew Karpyshyn
Is a big guy.
For you
OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12494
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:41:39 PM »
Ayy
12495
« on: January 25, 2015, 06:40:59 PM »
You had be until the destiny clan part. Thats when I realized it was fake.
Stan really was in the Taliban, tho
12496
« on: January 25, 2015, 05:08:56 PM »
CIA>FBI
 Oh the irony.
12497
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:59:02 PM »
I am Dan the Man, from Pakistan.
I'm driving all across the land,
Raping kids in my Dan-a-Van.
If you want to take me you'll need a plan,
Because I'm with my brother Stan,
Who learned Kung-Fu when he was in Iran,
Training with the Taliban.
My exploits are so great and grand,
They were recorded in the Dan Qur'an.
Now I'm the leader of Dan Islam.
btw please join my destiny clan
Sorry, I have a short attention span.
Sometimes I smother the children in Flan.
The cheap shit, not name brand.
I like the little ones from Japan.
I fill their buttholes with bran,
And make another eat it 'cause I can.
If you report me you'll be banned,
Because Cheat is one of my Danly Fans.
I'M DAN THE MAN, FROM PAKISTAN!
IF YOU CHASE ME, YOU'LL BE DAMNED
12498
« on: January 24, 2015, 10:27:22 PM »
What did it say?
12499
« on: January 24, 2015, 10:21:39 PM »
He's going to make me a mod.
Is that so?
Moron get me out this bloody OP.
I'm sorry but all editing privileges on my account have actually been requisitioned by the admin of trunoods.gov
12500
« on: January 24, 2015, 10:17:57 PM »
12
It actually looks as though your avatar is saying "twelve"
12501
« on: January 24, 2015, 10:17:10 PM »
Honestly?
If I lived in Japan I would take advantage of the age of consent to it's fullest extent.
12502
« on: January 24, 2015, 10:15:31 PM »
He's going to make me a mod.
Is that so?
12503
« on: January 24, 2015, 01:55:10 AM »
Honestly idk how the fuck this was supposed to work.
People were supposed to flame cheat and literally everyone else until Rocketman came by and decided that Jesus would've locked it.
12504
« on: January 24, 2015, 01:50:59 AM »
He doesn't tip.
What a villain.
12505
« on: January 24, 2015, 01:45:34 AM »
I am 100% transnigger.
12506
« on: January 24, 2015, 01:44:31 AM »
Anything posted in this thread is a true fact, but only once it's locked.
If the facts you post aren't true enough, then the thread will never lock.
Your first comment is a true fact about Cheat, subsequent posts become true of the following users in this order:
2. Ember
3. RC5908
4. Ryle
5. Meta Cognition
6. Tru
7. Ossku
8. SecondClass
9. [wildcard, pick any user you like]
10. Psy
11. Zen
12+ If you care this much, you can just say whatever you want.
To expedite the truification of your posts, any user you quote in your post may be the target of your fact.
Have fun.
12507
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:01:18 PM »
12508
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:34:08 AM »
We do this too often.
12509
« on: January 23, 2015, 01:57:22 AM »
How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you when we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky
Wake up the dawn and ask her why
A dreamer dreams she never dies
Wipe that tear away now from your eye
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you when we were getting high?
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky
Cos people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why
How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you when we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky
Cos people believe that they're
Gonna get away for the summer
But you and I, we live and die
The world's still spinning round
We don't know why
Why, why, why, why
How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you when we were getting high?
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
We were getting high
12510
« on: January 22, 2015, 11:45:05 PM »
One of mine. Stranger: Hi! ^_^
You: Hello?
You: Are you a real person?
Stranger: Of course!
You: I've only run into shameless trolls thus far
Stranger: I'm Katy, but you can just call me T3h P3ngu1n of d00m!
Stranger: I'm so random haha!
You: My name is Danielle
You: But you can call me Dan
Stranger: By god
You: Some call me dan the man
Stranger: Is it really you?
You: It always was
You: It always will be
Stranger: I-I don't know what to say...
Stranger: I thought I lost you..
You: Is that you, Stan?
Stranger: Y-Yes...
You: Anon, I...
Stranger: Shh
Stranger: Don't say it
Stranger: Let me
Stranger: Heil Hitler.
You: I'm in tears
You: You complete me
Stranger: My anus.
Stranger: It tingles
Stranger: What is happening?
You: I'm reaching through the internet, and penetrrating yo with my mind
Stranger: Oh god, Dan, yes
Stranger: Fill me with your hot cream
You: I'm sorry Stan, but I have to go.
Stranger: No you can't!
You: The FBI just finished giiving it to Moot hard, and I think he's about to dicover me!
Stranger: When will I see you again??
You: I... I don't know
Stranger: Moot was a cuck! Everyone knows that!
Stranger: Unless..
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: Not you too.
Stranger: Not my Danny bot
Stranger: boy*
You: My anus is reserved for Best Korea and you Stan.
You: Forsooth, I fly!
Stranger: Fly you fool!
Stranger: Fly!
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