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Messages - Solonoid

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what the fuck happened to your car
Nothing lol, getting an aftermarket sound system installed
AND THE DANKNESS INDANKIFIES

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What glorious southern state do you live in?

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How many white chicks are currently in your Starbucks, not including you.

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The Flood / Re: I have a deal for you, Cheat
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:43:39 AM »
I donate $300 to this site and you make me an Architect. If not, I'm willing to go $100 for Master Ninja.
Don't you get any bright ideas just because Cheat was going to sell me post count.

His love is for me explicitly!

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The Flood / Re: I'm so glad this website has a print button.
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:41:16 AM »
I use it twice as often as the social media buttons on b.next.

Thanks for spending time on that that you could've spent increasing my post count with 1337 hax0rs.
It's there by default.
But you're still going to jimmy up my post count, right?
That depends. How much money you got?
If we're gonna start talking numbers, perhaps we should move this to a PM?

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The Flood / Re: Do you enjoy your work?
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:39:36 AM »
Meh

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The Flood / Re: I'm so glad this website has a print button.
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:35:44 AM »
I use it twice as often as the social media buttons on b.next.

Thanks for spending time on that that you could've spent increasing my post count with 1337 hax0rs.
It's there by default.
But you're still going to jimmy up my post count, right?

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The Flood / I'm so glad this website has a print button.
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:34:22 AM »
I use it twice as often as the social media buttons on b.next.

Thanks for spending time on that that you could've spent increasing my post count with 1337 hax0rs.

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The Flood / It was Christmas 2013
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:11:56 AM »
Keith the nine year old asked us to subscribe to his"yputube channel", and accidentally posted all of his information online, and we acquired and called his phone number.

That was thanks to the incredible detective work of Cheese Potato, but I was banned for six months because of what happened that day.

Nonetheless, that hero deserves a medal, because I still have the phone number.
Spoiler
ayy lmao
mods want you to PM me for it

Go nuts boys, it's payback time.

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The Flood / Re: To any resident FBI Agents...
« on: January 25, 2015, 11:55:24 PM »
FBI stopped being cool when the 90s ended.
You stopped being cool when the 90s ended.

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Serious / Re: Did you know that Wal-mart really isn't all that bad?
« on: January 25, 2015, 11:38:00 PM »
No company that sells Monsanto products is a good company.
Oh god the edge.

OT: None of this changes the fact that Wal Marts are unsanitary warehouses where minorities gather for financial services.

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Serious / Re: Rape by deception
« on: January 25, 2015, 11:34:55 PM »
No, consent in the moment is all that is necessary.
You can't change your mind later just because you found out something unsavory, that's unfair to everyone else involved.

What if I had sex with a girl and she found out that I was an ex-con, and she said that she would never have sex with a criminal, and I therefore raped her.

At the time, she gave me no notion that there was any condition under which she would not have sex with me, and even if she had, that's still an offense that should be settled in a civil suit.

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The Flood / Flood, I'm Leaving
« on: January 25, 2015, 11:27:34 PM »
I'm heading over to the Serious board.
I'll be back later.




















Were you expecting me to actually go somewhere?

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The Flood / Re: This australia day
« on: January 25, 2015, 11:11:33 PM »
That's all American shit tho...

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The Flood / Re: So why did you people join Bnet?
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:23:45 PM »
I still remember that thread.
I was there too.

Am I kewl yet?

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The Flood / Re: Duck Fucker
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:21:04 PM »
I love my duck.
I want to marry my duck.

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder that solonoid
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:11:45 PM »
You maek me sad embar

nice collar shirt where'd you buy it the BLONDE NAZI CLOTHING STORE
SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING JEW

I bet... I bet you wear nothing but turtleneck sweaters and gold chains!

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The Flood / Re: daily reminder that solonoid
« on: January 25, 2015, 10:03:23 PM »
You maek me sad embar

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The Flood / Re: which superhero would make the best husband or wife
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:42:54 PM »
Best waif material?
Obv Starfire.

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The Flood / Re: Mr Psychologist was pronounced dead a few hours ago
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:30:09 PM »
I never liked him.

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The Flood / Re: THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:29:09 PM »
same fag
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Thats exactly what door would say.

Same fag confirmed
I'm surprised nobody figured it out two years ago when I made my Door account Emerald Mod.
Or during the Shadows incident when I knew who all of Door's alts were.

That's the terrible truth: I AM TRUSSINGDOOR

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why should i care about what a white woman wants

oh wait im not white so nothing in this topic pertains to me

hoo
>Wanting an unworthy coloured woman

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The Flood / Re: THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:24:11 PM »
same fag
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

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The Flood / Re: GUYS HELP ME WHAT DO
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:16:27 PM »

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The Flood / THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:13:51 PM »
This thread from Door, my good friend and an upstanding intellectual, has just been erased completely!
http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=25358.0

They've gone beyond locks, they've gone too far!
You damned dirty mods!

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The Flood / Re: GUYS HELP ME WHAT DO
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:06:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: MY 1000TH POST
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:05:17 PM »
Thread sourness inbound......3....2.......1


*sips tea*
Apparently not...

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The Flood / MY 1000TH POST
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:54:15 PM »
THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS.

Seeing as I have now reached 1000 posts, I obviously have a higher post count than anyone else, including Cheat himself.

This entitles me to immediate Adminhood, and I am taking over the site and devoting it entirely to research into why autistic faggots spend their days posting memes.

As you might have guessed, this will mean that you will all have to cease the usual intellectual discussion that goes on here, and pretend to be weebs, furries, and other kinds of retards in general.

Nobody will be more effected by this than TrussingDoor, seeing as his posts will undertake the most drastic change in order to become even slightly autistic.

To add to the autism, I will need our incredibly even handed and patient mods to start locking whatever threads they feel like, and ban undeserving users, like our community leaders Comms and Camnator.

As for Cheat and Isara?
They may continue to post here, so long as they swear fealty to me.

With your help, we will undergo a smooth transition in this time of autism.
You can all pick up your extra chromosomes at the Door.

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The Flood / Re: Last dream you remember
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:47:32 PM »
Dreams are for memes.

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