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I don't need a 4k laptop, I have a 4k monitor

Quote from: Solonoid on February 09, 2015, 07:35:10 PM

Quote from: Яyle on February 09, 2015, 07:32:20 PM

but why is the flood highlighted in your post on the top

because that's the board I posted this thread on.

Want to see me post a thread on HQ?

yes

i got only a warning for making my username "Cheat" so im sure you cant get much worse lol

Here, I just made this thread.

I make them all the time.
Cheat doesn't even know how to deal with them.

AND THE MODS HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT YET

It has been weeks Cheat, and you have yet to give one single fuck that I have infiltrated your highest nazi government facility.

Shit nigga, in WWII, did Hitler just let any old Jew wander around inside the V2 facilities?

so we have
shitposting
dankposting
quickposting
saltposting

what's next?

obvs nastyposting

Lemon, honey, I love you, baby I do.
But you're seriously harshing the sweet taste of my quickposting with your saltiness.

ITT: No more saltposting

i love it

I got this memeing on the dank ass day when you were gone.
I danked my meme into the post. I watched, I let it danken.
I threw your memes into a .rar and pushed the delete button.
I danked my meme into the post...

I don't care
I love it.
I don't care.

People who think fetishes are determined by nurture are idiots. You're born with them.

I wasn't born into seeing a girl get fucked by gigantic purple tentacles.
I first had to be taught that there were such thing as giant purple tentacles.

dafuq is up with the ghostbusters theme song?

SOMEBODY ONCE NOTICED
THE MEMES THAT I'VE BEEN POSTIN'
WHEN MY PARENTS THINK THAT I'VE GONE TO BED

HE WAS LOOKIN' PRETTY DANK
WITH AN IMAGE OF THIS PLANK
TATTOO'D AS A MEME ON HIS FORESKIN

WELL, THE MEMES START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
FED TO THE DANK GOTTA HIT THE GROUND POSTIN'
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO POST REAL QUICK
YOUR MEMES AIN'T DANK AND YOU GOT NO DICK

SO MUCH TO DANK
SO MUCH TO MEME
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH POSTING REAL QUICKLY?

A MEME'S NEVER DANK IF YOU DON'T BOAST
YOU'RE NEVER QUICK IF YOU DON'T POST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A DANK MEME
GET YOUR DANK ON
QUICK POOOSST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE MLG
MOUNTAIN DEW DO
RI TOOOSS

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POST
ONLY DANK MEMES BREAK THE MOLD


IT'S A DANK MEME
AND THEY SAY IT GETS DANKER
YOU'RE POSTIN' QUICK NOW,
WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THE HATERS
BUT THE MEMEA MAN BEGS TO DIFFER
JUDGIN' BY THE DANK IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE

THE POSTS WE MAKE
ARE GETTIN' PRETTY QUICK
IF YOUR GONNA POST A PIC IT HAD BETTER BE A DICK

MY MEMES ARE DANK
HOW 'BOUT YOURS?
THAT'S THE WAY I QUICKPOST AND I'LL NEVER GET BORED

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A DANK MEME
GET YOUR DANK ON
QUICK POOOSST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE MLG
MOUNTAIN DEW DO
RI TOOOSS

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POST
ONLY DANK MEMES BREAK THE MOLD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q4B5DTiRBT

DANK FOR THE MEME

DANK FOR THE MEME

DANK FOR THE MEME

DANK FOR THE MEME

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A DANK MEME
GET YOUR DANK ON
QUICK POOOSST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE MLG
MOUNTAIN DEW DO
RI TOOOSS

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POST
ONLY DANK MEMES...

SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED
COULD I SPARE SOME DANK FOR CLASS
I THINK THAT MY TEACHER HAS AIDS

I SAID YEP
WHAT A CONCEPT
I COULD POST A LITTLE QUICKLY MYSELF
AND WE COULD ALL MEME A LITTLE DANK

WELL, THE MEMES START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
FED TO THE DANK GOTTA HIT THE GROUND POSTIN'
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO POST REAL QUICK
YOUR MEMES AIN'T DANK AND YOU GOT NO DICK

SO MUCH TO DANK
SO MUCH TO MEME
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH POSTING REAL QUICKLY?

A MEME'S NEVER DANK IF YOU DON'T BOAST
YOU'RE NEVER QUICK IF YOU DON'T POST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A DANK MEME
GET YOUR DANK ON
QUICK POOOSST

HEY NOW, YOU'RE MLG
MOUNTAIN DEW DO
RI TOOOSS

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POST
ONLY DANK MEMES BREAK THE MOLD

AND ALL THAT'S QUICK IS A POOOOSSSSST
ONLY DANK MEE-EMES BREAK THE MOOOOLLLLLD

I have five pairs of Chuck Tayolrs and three pairs of Vans that I alternate through.

For outdoor work I have a pair of black leather steel toed Wolverines, and with black suits I'll wear a pair of Dockers slip ons, or with any other suits I'll wear my Loake Tweeds.

I've been saying that this is the right direction to go for some time, but for different reasons.
I believe that marriage is a religious construct which has no place in a properly separated government.

The reason gay marriage was made illegal in the first place was because straight men were abusing it to get legal benefits, however the exact same happens between a man and a woman who are not actually interested in each other.

If marriage is part of your religion, that's fine and dandy, but it doesn't belong in our government.

After months of trying, I finally made a thread autistic enough to get locked.

I'd like to thank the academy, and also my supporters at http://dankmaymays.com, as well as any of the people who have helped me on my way,especially Tru for being inb4lock.

I'd also like to point out that I beat Leonardo DiCaprio to the punch, as his number of locked threads is directly proportional to his number of Oscars.

Kanye can be West, I'll stay Best.

#1; I am perfectly fine with the current state of my body.
I could stand to lose 5 pounds, but eating whatever I want and not getting fat would be wonderful.

I mean, I already eat whatever I want...
And I'm not fat...
But I still feel bad about it when I eat junk, y'know?

This is fact.

Quote from: BumTicklingLemön on February 09, 2015, 12:18:56 PM

Stop playing innocent.

There is no innocence here. You are trying to falsely state something negative about me.

Although you weren't necessarily the source of drama, you certainly didn't abstain from participating in it.