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All you managed to prove is that California has a large temperate swathe of the pacific coastline.

You forgot to mention that its other geographic features, such as the ground swallowing  neighbourhoods, the entire state simultaneously setting on fire, and the ground's ability to shake erratically and destroy all of your hopes and dreams.
Australia is green with envy.

You completely skipped over the fact that most militant residents of the state came there from other places, and would be reassigned by the US government because they are no CA citizens.

Also, the oppressive government that allows no fun unless that fun involves putting your penis somewhere it doesn't belong.

All in all, a wonderland!

no pedo

After a certain age it becomes manpussy tho

Where's Zen?

1. turn your twitter profile pic into your current sep7agon avatar

2. collect panties

HA HA, I TOO AM A FAN OF DRAKE.


OT: Sorry man, I have no idea.

I was looking through the scum of the earth craigslist ads, and found a girl my age nearby who was just looking for someone to spend some time with. I was about to respond, when the thought creeped across my mind, "Who would want to be with me?"

I've only been with a few women, and I never know what to do.
I'm bad at taking hints, and I'm very shy.
I know several girls I see every day who are interested, but I don't know how to bring it up.

I just want someone to sleep next to me, so I'll know I'm not alone, but the last girl I dated was never around and always left me in a state of suicidal heartbreak.

I lack ambition and I lack purpose, and I'll probably die alone because 99% of the time I lie to myself and say I'm perfectly happy, and preoccupy myself with work, and my friends, and brush off the pain by making nonstop jokes.

I prefer girls, but in all honesty I don't care as long as someone really loves me.
My parents disowned me when I was sixteen, and my sister is the only person in the world who bothers to call me on my birthday.

I used to sit on XBL all day with my friends, Taco, Keeker, and Sigma.
Occasionally Slash or Nasty would stop by.
They all went to Xbone, and Nasty just kind of disappeared.

Pureey and his entourage kept me company for a while, but these days I just never get online at all.

I'm not sure I understand sexual love, even though I've had sex before and definitely see it as a necessary part of being human, I've always been to shy to go that far with someone I really care about.

I guess the worst part about the way I feel is that I have nobody to blame but myself, considering that I'm not physically unattractive and have not failed in attracting mates.

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Being lonely is a mindset

I'm alone and it's unsavory.

Save money on expensive valentines gifts by erecting emotional barriers around yourself and growing old and dying alone.

Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...

I have a lot of blankets...

No

Our relationship is so 2013 anyway.

Quote from: Tyger on February 13, 2015, 11:37:37 PM

What are the last 4 you need?

Jirachi, Shaymin, Melotta and Genesect.

i have no idea what happened to my shaymin, i had like 2...

i, for some reason, didn't get genesect when it was available... in fact White 2 and Black 2 CAME with a downloadable genesect

i was too lazy for the melotta event, and there hasn't been a jirachi event since like diamond

That's because he only wakes up once every thousand years.

You can't change canon.

I bet showing girls that would make them drop their panties instantly

That's what happened in the 90s when I showed girls my pokedex.

Nigga I finished the pokedex when it was actually impressive, not just a sad indication that you have no life.

Ah, I see dankmaymays is spreading.

Don't forget your daily dose!
http://dankmaymays.com/dose/

That's a monster, not a cute guy.
Post real cute guys, you faggot.