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11971
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:15:08 AM »
Being lonely is a mindset I'm alone and it's unsavory.
11972
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:14:36 AM »
Your bed is dirty
No, that's just shadowing from the camera flash. I just cleaned the sheets.
11973
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:13:35 AM »
Save money on expensive valentines gifts by erecting emotional barriers around yourself and growing old and dying alone.
11974
« on: February 14, 2015, 01:12:26 AM »
The key to multitasking is being able to do things without focusing on them.
For example, breathing while blinking while walking while typing a text to bae while making sure you look totally fab while buying drugs while making sure it's not a cop while wondering if your jew friends are gonna let you in on 911-2 while responding to some retard on the internet.
Oh, cool.
911-2 is gonna be boss.
11975
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:59:49 AM »
Well, it's Valentine's Day (almost).
But you'd better not hog the blankets. I swear to god, if you pig the blankets...
I have a lot of blankets... 
11976
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:17:20 AM »
*hands blanket*
That's all you get I'll take it :3
11977
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:16:58 AM »
No
Our relationship is so 2013 anyway.
11978
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:16:07 AM »
Will someone please come sleep in my bed tonight?
11979
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:51:36 PM »
What are the last 4 you need?
Jirachi, Shaymin, Melotta and Genesect.
i have no idea what happened to my shaymin, i had like 2...
i, for some reason, didn't get genesect when it was available... in fact White 2 and Black 2 CAME with a downloadable genesect
i was too lazy for the melotta event, and there hasn't been a jirachi event since like diamond
That's because he only wakes up once every thousand years. You can't change canon.
11980
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:49:18 PM »
Can I keep my cock?
I certainly don't see why not. You may also keep any hens you have.
11981
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:39:54 PM »
I bet showing girls that would make them drop their panties instantly
That's what happened in the 90s when I showed girls my pokedex. 
11982
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:37:10 PM »
That's a monster, not a cute guy.
Post real cute guys, you faggot.
Why was he a monster? Because he was accused of being a pedo? Calling BS on that.
I meant he was physically unattractive towards the end of his life. 
11983
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:35:19 PM »
Nigga I finished the pokedex when it was actually impressive, not just a sad indication that you have no life.
11984
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:33:02 PM »
plus he had an amusement park in his backyard which is sweet as hell
ftfy
but what if mj isnt dead
He's chillin' with Kurt Cobain
11986
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:30:09 PM »
plus he had an amusement park in his backyard which is sweet as hell
ftfy
11987
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:28:37 PM »
That's a monster, not a cute guy.
Post real cute guys, you faggot.
11988
« on: February 13, 2015, 11:04:22 PM »
what the fuck
well they've both 404'd now, but there were two threads with it, and one was nothing but the pasta 50 times in a row.
11989
« on: February 13, 2015, 10:03:32 PM »
11990
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:47:24 PM »
11991
« on: February 13, 2015, 09:18:44 PM »
In case we all forgot, the only correct answer is kiss him back.
11992
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:40:40 PM »
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11993
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:34:51 PM »
TAPDMYYSCGIPRASITTNC
Or: That's a pretty dank meme yo, you should consider getting it peer reviewed and submitting it to the Nobel Committee.
11994
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:28:28 PM »
Uhh...
Bamp?
11995
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:54:49 PM »
Mayonnaise, like you're supposed to.
Proof Brits can't get anything right.
Chips/Fries are Belgian. They eat them with mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise is the correct way.
Potatoes didn't come from Belgian, dumbass.
Fries do.
You're supposed to eat them with mayonnaise.
mayonnaise is possibly the worst condiment you can put in your body, that shit's nasty. i don't give a fuck if that's what you're supposed to do, i enjoy not having heart disease
Typical porky American using a whole bottle.
Try buying good mayonnaise too.
good mayonnaise, lol. no such thing
>he actually thinks that
Do those crow's footed cuntwads pass for the people who you want to be regarded highly by in the UK? Almost as disappointing as your delusion that mayonnaise could ever be considered in any culture "good"
11996
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:52:37 PM »
Mine was yesterday...
11997
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:51:48 PM »
Condiments are shit tier, but for those of you talking of mayonnaise, it's probably the worst legally ingestible substance save asbestos.
11998
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:48:07 PM »
11999
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:36:46 PM »
Can we make out?
12000
« on: February 13, 2015, 07:34:51 PM »
Eating steak then eating dick
10/10 would do again
honest and blunt, i like you
Slow down there, Kinder.
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