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Messages - Solonoid

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11911
The Flood / Re: Post pics of your room
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:40:06 PM »
My room is too messy right now.

11912
The Flood / Re: Go to this site to get your steam out.
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:25:48 PM »
Meh tier

11913
The Flood / Re: Whatever happened to custom titles?
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:38:27 AM »
They're for the rank after Mythic
W-What?

There's no data on that!

11914
The Flood / I have a confession
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:37:44 AM »
I killed your son with a hit and run driver, I am an alcohol.

11915
The Flood / Re: Which book in the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy is the worst?
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:35:44 AM »
The movie.

Implying that the mere pleasure of looking at Martin Freeman was not a redeeming quality.

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The Flood / Whatever happened to custom titles?
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:30:34 AM »
Like, seriously?

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PLEASE DO NOT COPY AND PASTE TH I S COPYP A STA. IT IS M Y ORIGIN A L COPYPASTA AND IS PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT LAW. IF I SEE ANYONE PASTING MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY WITHOUT PERMISSION, A NAVY SEAL TRAINED IN G ORILLA WARFARE WILL SMITE YOU.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I...
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:59:07 AM »
It hurts so much.

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The Flood / Flood, I...
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:57:52 AM »
What is the greatest lie every created?
What is the most vicious obscenity ever perpetrated on mankind?
Slavery?
The Holocaust?
Dictatorship?
No.
It’s the tool with which all that wickedness is built: altruism
Whenever anyone wants others to do their work, they call upon their altruism.
Never mind your own needs, they say, think of the needs of… of whoever.
The state.
The poor.
Of The Destiny Forum, of Harlow, of Achronos!
The list goes on and on. How many catastrophes were launched with the words “think of yourself”?
It’s the “Emperor and Group” crowd who light the torch of destruction.
It is this great inversion,
This ancient lie, which has chained humanity to an endless cycle of guilt and failure.
My journey to The Flood was my second exodus.
In 2006, I fled a site that had traded in despotism for insanity.
The 4chan revolution simply traded one lie for another.
Instead of one man, Christopher Poole, owning the work of all the people,
Anon owned the work of all of the people.
So, I came to Reddit: where a man could own his own work,
Where a man could benefit from the brilliance of his own mind,
The strength of his own muscles, the might of his own will.
I had thought I had left the parasites of 4chan behind me.
I had thought I had left the Anonymous altruists to their collective farms and their five-year plans.
But as the Facebook fools threw themselves on Zuckerberg’s sword “for one million friends”,
The Redditors drank deeper and deeper of the Anon poison, spoon-fed to them by Huffman and Ohanion.
And so, I asked myself: on what forum was there a place for men like me…
Men who refused to say “yes” to the parasites and the doubters,
Men who believed that work was sacred and property rights inviolate.
And then one day, the happy answer came to me, my friends:
There was no forum for people like me!
And that was the moment I decided…
I didn’t fit anywhere else, so I came here.

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The Flood / Re: ryle copypasta bundles - now on sale
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:49:20 AM »
Ayy, ember posted it on know your meme

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The Flood / Re: ryle copypasta bundles - now on sale
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:40:15 AM »
I'm proud of myself.

Ryle's original pasta was good, but once I put it in FANCY text and posted it on that other /b/oard, it exploded.

11923
The Flood / Re: What do you think is going on in this pic?
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:28:31 AM »
Some autist who likes Mass Effect and comic books decided he'd make a le wacky zany mashup using the in game models.

You've miscalculated the autism origin.

All of it is sourced from Deadpool. He is the very emblem of Autism.
He used to be a badass, but as with all things, the fandom ruined him.

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The Flood / Re: Guise is dis a good car
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:26:10 AM »
pretty meh tier
Being the newest model doesn't make something good.

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The Flood / Re: 2 moviegoers walk in to see "50 Shades of Grey"
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:25:27 AM »
I'm too drunk to even deal with this.
How else should you be on this special day?

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The Flood / Re: Everyone went and saw 50 shades of gray today
« on: February 14, 2015, 11:47:22 PM »
apparently 50 shades only got thirty million in the box office

that is shockingly far under my expectations
Probably because when it's on paper it's safe and "not porn" because books are artistic and not porn.

But on screen it becomes porn.

Can't have middle aged, horny women looking at porn.
Of course not.
If they did, they wouldn't have time for you.

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The Flood / Re: Hang on, just hang on a second...
« on: February 14, 2015, 11:30:20 PM »
I've seen a IRL picture of Korra and Shadows and I can confirm that it's not the same person.

Shadows is like 12.
I've never seen a picture of korra before.

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The Flood / Re: Worst members of all time OFFICIAL
« on: February 14, 2015, 11:24:17 PM »
This is why TOTD is awesome!
Shut up, alt.

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The Flood / Re: In addition to post count...
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:40:28 PM »
If that was the case, I would win. I want my 3000 posts for a cool bar but am lazy
I've kinda just been letting the posts happen.

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The Flood / In addition to post count...
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:28:43 PM »
Cheat should introduce a new field called the shitpost count.
Users with a higher shitpost count would gain access to special shitposting capabilities, such as an autoreply button that calls people faggots or let's them know that they're cancer.

When you reach Mythic Shitpost Status, it even alternates in rainbow text and different font options.

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The Flood / Re: Hang on, just hang on a second...
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:16:27 PM »
Shadows isn't a person so much as she's a concept. She's everyone's inner attention whore, a possessive force that sometimes takes us over and makes us shitpost things such as 'do my eyes look gold to you?' or 'do you like my fangs?'.
So she's secondclass?

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The Flood / Re: Hang on, just hang on a second...
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:13:26 PM »
No, she's Raw Sugar, who is Shadows, who is Shadelz, who is Wednesday, who is Trusday, who is John Cena, who is Achronos, who is Foman.
Raw Sugar is actually Foxy, and Queen Kristen, and Raven. Same dumbass person.
Was that the same super emo edgelord Raven from years back who would always try and start forum drama in the flood with Shadows and some other guy?
I think I was actually the other guy (Jx493) one of very few people who didn't tell shadows to go kill herself and bothered taking her posts seriously.

Yep. He was on this site as Kitsune and also as Raw Sugar.
He was Kitsune?
I never knew.

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The Flood / Re: I paid sandtrap to leave
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:11:46 PM »
He's still on skypr >.>

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The Flood / Re: Hang on, just hang on a second...
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:07:52 PM »
No, she's Raw Sugar, who is Shadows, who is Shadelz, who is Wednesday, who is Trusday, who is John Cena, who is Achronos, who is Foman.
Raw Sugar is actually Foxy, and Queen Kristen, and Raven. Same dumbass person.
Wait, but I thought Raven was actually shadows?

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The Flood / >Dustinposting
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:06:27 PM »
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The Flood / Re: [NSFW] Penis Thread (For Science)
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:02:21 PM »
That's a drawing of a penis of an echidna, actually.
no, it's a scientific diagram
There are no outlines.
I didn't say it was a very good or informative diagram.

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The Flood / Re: [NSFW] Penis Thread (For Science)
« on: February 14, 2015, 10:00:59 PM »
That's a drawing of a penis of an echidna, actually.
no, it's a scientific diagram

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The Flood / Re: Hang on, just hang on a second...
« on: February 14, 2015, 09:54:31 PM »
Look guys, I'm not looking for a complicated answer.

IS DOOR HER UNCLE?

11939
>there are people on this planet who dislike SRV

Jim shitting up another music thread as usual.
IKR?
I ever mention I used to live n the same town as SRV, where he gave guitar lessons to local high school students.

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That's actually the first thing that came out when I googled "nine inch nails is shit"

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