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The Flood / Re: What did bae get you for valentines day?
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:30:12 PM »
I got some rope...
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FEELS BAD MAN
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The Flood / Re: What did bae get you for valentines day?
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:20:28 PM »
I had to work all fucking day so I couldn't even get to see bae
Get the fuck out of here you filthy weeaboo non-single pice of shit.

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The Flood / Re: What did bae get you for valentines day?
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:15:39 PM »
I don't see anything. Is that Tru's response to you?
;-;

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The Flood / What did bae get you for valentines day?
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:13:42 PM »

Isn't that just the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me?

Post what your valentines surprise was!

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The Flood / Re: Singers with amazing voices
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:08:54 PM »

WHEN I WAS

11886
The Flood / Re: This is a sad day in history gentlemen
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:04:51 PM »
Also, Tic Tacs, and Kinder eggs.

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The Flood / Re: This is a sad day in history gentlemen
« on: February 15, 2015, 04:01:54 PM »
Ironic that a chocolatier should die on Valentine's Day.

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The Flood / Re: Last year, Obama said he was 52
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:52:55 PM »
Obama's better than you
You're really hurting my feelings.

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The Flood / Re: Last year, Obama said he was 52
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:45:43 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Post your favorite pony
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:34:04 PM »

11892
The Flood / Re: Reccomend a pair of chopsticks to me.
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:26:23 PM »
Here's something.

Get the toughest pair you have.
Point them into your nostrils.
And slam you palms into them as hard as you can.

Post results.
Why are you being so mean to me today?

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The Flood / Re: Reccomend a pair of chopsticks to me.
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:24:25 PM »
Spoiler
I think yours and mine would make a great pair
Oh my...

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The Flood / Reccomend a pair of chopsticks to me.
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:21:49 PM »
I got a pair that I really liked when I was in Guam, but I seem to have lost them in my recent move.
I'm sure they're in a box somewhere, but for the time being, I need a good pair of chopsticks for everyday use.

I only have 30 disposable pairs left, so time is of the essence.

I also have a few plastic or lacquered wood pairs, but they don't grip noodles well.

I'm looking for stained wood.

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The Flood / Last year, Obama said he was 52
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:12:41 PM »
This year, he says he's 53.

WHICH IS IT OBAMA?

11896
The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:29:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: taking a bath ama
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:24:41 PM »
Room for two?

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The Flood / Re: Post pics of your room
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:40:06 PM »
My room is too messy right now.

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The Flood / Re: Go to this site to get your steam out.
« on: February 15, 2015, 01:25:48 PM »
Meh tier

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The Flood / Re: Whatever happened to custom titles?
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:38:27 AM »
They're for the rank after Mythic
W-What?

There's no data on that!

11901
The Flood / I have a confession
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:37:44 AM »
I killed your son with a hit and run driver, I am an alcohol.

11902
The Flood / Re: Which book in the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy is the worst?
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:35:44 AM »
The movie.

Implying that the mere pleasure of looking at Martin Freeman was not a redeeming quality.

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The Flood / Whatever happened to custom titles?
« on: February 15, 2015, 03:30:34 AM »
Like, seriously?

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PLEASE DO NOT COPY AND PASTE TH I S COPYP A STA. IT IS M Y ORIGIN A L COPYPASTA AND IS PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT LAW. IF I SEE ANYONE PASTING MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY WITHOUT PERMISSION, A NAVY SEAL TRAINED IN G ORILLA WARFARE WILL SMITE YOU.

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The Flood / Re: Flood, I...
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:59:07 AM »
It hurts so much.

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The Flood / Flood, I...
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:57:52 AM »
What is the greatest lie every created?
What is the most vicious obscenity ever perpetrated on mankind?
Slavery?
The Holocaust?
Dictatorship?
No.
It’s the tool with which all that wickedness is built: altruism
Whenever anyone wants others to do their work, they call upon their altruism.
Never mind your own needs, they say, think of the needs of… of whoever.
The state.
The poor.
Of The Destiny Forum, of Harlow, of Achronos!
The list goes on and on. How many catastrophes were launched with the words “think of yourself”?
It’s the “Emperor and Group” crowd who light the torch of destruction.
It is this great inversion,
This ancient lie, which has chained humanity to an endless cycle of guilt and failure.
My journey to The Flood was my second exodus.
In 2006, I fled a site that had traded in despotism for insanity.
The 4chan revolution simply traded one lie for another.
Instead of one man, Christopher Poole, owning the work of all the people,
Anon owned the work of all of the people.
So, I came to Reddit: where a man could own his own work,
Where a man could benefit from the brilliance of his own mind,
The strength of his own muscles, the might of his own will.
I had thought I had left the parasites of 4chan behind me.
I had thought I had left the Anonymous altruists to their collective farms and their five-year plans.
But as the Facebook fools threw themselves on Zuckerberg’s sword “for one million friends”,
The Redditors drank deeper and deeper of the Anon poison, spoon-fed to them by Huffman and Ohanion.
And so, I asked myself: on what forum was there a place for men like me…
Men who refused to say “yes” to the parasites and the doubters,
Men who believed that work was sacred and property rights inviolate.
And then one day, the happy answer came to me, my friends:
There was no forum for people like me!
And that was the moment I decided…
I didn’t fit anywhere else, so I came here.

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The Flood / Re: ryle copypasta bundles - now on sale
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:49:20 AM »
Ayy, ember posted it on know your meme

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The Flood / Re: ryle copypasta bundles - now on sale
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:40:15 AM »
I'm proud of myself.

Ryle's original pasta was good, but once I put it in FANCY text and posted it on that other /b/oard, it exploded.

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The Flood / Re: What do you think is going on in this pic?
« on: February 15, 2015, 02:28:31 AM »
Some autist who likes Mass Effect and comic books decided he'd make a le wacky zany mashup using the in game models.

You've miscalculated the autism origin.

All of it is sourced from Deadpool. He is the very emblem of Autism.
He used to be a badass, but as with all things, the fandom ruined him.

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