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Serious / Re: Let Teenagers Try Adulthood
« on: February 22, 2015, 09:10:41 PM »
Schools also about how good you are at test taking.

If you pay attention, take great notes, study. But you choke whenever you take tests, you're gonna fail out. Some people just can't perform under pressure.
Such is life.

11702
The Flood / Hey there, Newfriends!
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:30:59 PM »


Most are veterans, but there are a few new among us.
If you're going t be a Floodian, you need to know Flood Culture.

How can I into Flood you ask?

Follow these simple steps!

  • Don't ask what it is if you don't get it, just google it.
  • Blame Stosh
  • IT'S RENDER'S FAULT
  • Try xbox.com
  • Ask Clockman
  • K8 will help you
  • Tell Shiska that he's a pegboy
  • John Cena
  • Toast/envelope to talk to girls.
  • Find a dog on your porch
  • Declare/wage forum wars
  • Get the entire community to vote in a homemade Ghost into a Red Bull event.
  • Have a ninja meet your mother at a bar and get her to "let the puppies out of the pen"
  • Ban yourself for honorable reasons
  • Create an enormous thread about slender man
  • Do a weekly/monthly examination of popular internet myths and then leave the thread to die after it becomes very successful and a lot of people enjoy reading it.
  • Use the letter K as a frequent response to a post.
  • Don't ask how to bypass the swear filter, just use an alt character. Does Not Apply On Sep7
  • Erotic literature is k, but the second you post a mildly suggestive picture you're banned.
  • Cheerios is your favorite cereal. NO EXCEPTIONS!
  • Don't argue with Camnator, he'll poop on the chess board.
  • Don't let Verbatim kill himself.
  • The Flood will never have a Queen, because there are no girls on the Internet.
  • If you get banned, just meet Achronos and Recon Cheat and Chronic in a motel.
  • You don't ask to become a ninja, you just slut shame the current ones and kiss Achronos' Cheat's ass.

There ya go!
You're all set to become a full fledged Floodian.

11703
The Flood / Re: IM ON A PLANE
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:39:25 PM »
Have fun, stay away from towers!

11704
The Flood / Re: Meta on a date
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:38:16 PM »
He couldn't leave his bag at home?
He couldn't wear a jacket that wasn't made of plastic?
He couldn't abstain from bringing up the fact that they're autistic?
He couldn't even get a retarded chick?

He knew the exact breed of dog that he saw?

Now I wanna see him exercise that ungodly strength we know he has.

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The Flood / Re: Do you guys wanna hear me talking to my dog?
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:20:16 PM »
You could just never do that again, huh, K?

11706
The Flood / Re: Madman Mordo memorial thread
« on: February 22, 2015, 04:28:15 PM »
Mordo pls

11707
The Flood / Re: So Kinder was always an autistic fuckboy...
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:44:40 AM »
his body looks pretty fat tbh
Yeah, and your body looks pretty mexican tbh

11708
The Flood / Re: Sandtrap came back to us.
« on: February 22, 2015, 07:21:04 AM »
Yeah, he actually never left the skype chat.
I've not missed out on any sandtrap, not to mention he was still posting on b.net I think.
He did, Nuka added him again a week or two ago.
He left less than a month ago, so he really only took a two week break -_-

11709
The Flood / Remember the good times?
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:24:06 AM »

11710
The Flood / Re: Downside to dark hair
« on: February 22, 2015, 06:01:08 AM »
Blonde master race man.
Aw yeh bruh

11712
The Flood / Re: W-wait
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:38:46 AM »

11713
The Flood / Re: If you say that dragons aren't real, you're a moron.
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:31:34 AM »
This is actually really high quality bait.

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The Flood / Re: Sandtrap came back to us.
« on: February 22, 2015, 05:29:13 AM »
Yeah, he actually never left the skype chat.
I've not missed out on any sandtrap, not to mention he was still posting on b.net I think.

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The Flood / A Floodian Obituary
« on: February 22, 2015, 04:46:16 AM »
At approximately 3:28 AM EST, True Turquoise was declared dead.
The cause remains under investigation, but we have reason to believe he was smothered by his sister's titties.


He was a good senpai and a damned fine poster, and will be missed.

Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home

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The Flood / Re: Green/Blue eyes > every other trait in a girl
« on: February 22, 2015, 04:26:12 AM »
OP

11717
The Flood / Re: I meme harder than you
« on: February 22, 2015, 04:18:39 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone tried getting Charile back in here?
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:58:33 AM »
Camnator, the retarded faggot chased him out with an admittedly strategic burn.

I feel like every time I try to get to know Charlie, he slips right between my fingers.
Forget about Charlie.
Come live with me and Taco and Keeker and Epic in that dream house we always talked about.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone tried getting Charile back in here?
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:46:25 AM »

HA HA, WELL MEMED FRIEND!

I'm actually being serious here. Did Charlie just quit for good? Because he appears to be on neither Bungie or here.

Once again another old Floodian is gone... :/
Charlie used to account for more activity on the Flood than anyone else, and that was an official statistic.

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The Flood / Re: Has anyone tried getting Charile back in here?
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:42:47 AM »

HA HA, WELL MEMED FRIEND!

11721
The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:41:19 AM »
Ch33zy Burrito.

The old Second Class.

Lord Darkseid.
All of whom were top tier users.
This new secondclass is a shit.

What if SecondClass here isn't SecondClass?

Let's not forget how many SecondClass accounts were on B.next, almost as much as Camnator and most were not even really him.

He became a meme.

It would certainly explain a few things. I won't act as though the thought hasn't crossed my mind, but I was willing to give OUR SecondClass the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise.

I actually miss Camnator, though.
I miss Camnator's serious posts.
Before it was all booty and nugtella and forum protectors and whatnot, everyone hated him, and I loved to read what he had to say on political and social issues, because it was so controversial and he was willing to stand up for it, and often enough I agreed with him.

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The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:29:06 AM »
Oh. So no one's gonna miss me huh?

I see how it is.

Also, DarkSunnyBoy is on the site.
Did you even read the thread?

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The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:27:14 AM »
Ch33zy Burrito.

The old Second Class.

Lord Darkseid.
All of whom were top tier users.
This new secondclass is a shit.

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Serious / Let Teenagers Try Adulthood
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:14:51 AM »
The national outpouring after the Columbine shootings has forced us to confront something we have suspected for a long time: the American high school is obsolete and should be abolished. In the last month, high school students present and past have come forward with stories about cliques and the artificial intensity of a world defined by insiders and outsiders, in which the insiders hold sway because of superficial definitions of good looks and attractiveness, popularity and sports prowess.

The team sports of high school dominate more than student culture. A community's loyalty to the high school system is often based on the extent to which varsity teams succeed. High school administrators and faculty members are often former coaches, and the coaches themselves are placed in a separate, untouchable category. The result is that the culture of the inside elite is not contested by the adults in the school. Individuality and dissent are discouraged.

But the rules of high school turn out not to be the rules of life. Often the high school outsider becomes the more successful and admired adult. The definitions of masculinity and femininity go through sufficient transformation to make the game of popularity in high school an embarrassment. No other group of adults young or old is confined to an age-segregated environment, much like a gang in which individuals of the same age group define each other's world. In no workplace, not even in colleges or universities, is there such a narrow segmentation by chronology.

Given the poor quality of recruitment and training for high school teachers, it is no wonder that the curriculum and the enterprise of learning hold so little sway over young people. When puberty meets education and learning in modern America, the victory of puberty masquerading as popular culture and the tyranny of peer groups based on ludicrous values meet little resistance.

By the time those who graduate from high school go on to college and realize what really is at stake in becoming an adult, too many opportunities have been lost and too much time has been wasted. Most thoughtful young people suffer the high school environment in silence and in their junior and senior years mark time waiting for college to begin. The Columbine killers, above and beyond the psychological demons that drove them to violence, felt trapped in the artificiality of the high school world and believed it to be real. They engineered their moment of undivided attention and importance in the absence of any confidence that life after high school could have a different meaning.

Adults should face the fact that they don't like adolescents and that they have used high school to isolate the pubescent and hormonally active adolescent away from both the picture-book idealized innocence of childhood and the more accountable world of adulthood. But the primary reason high school doesn't work anymore, if it ever did, is that young people mature substantially earlier in the late 20th century than they did when the high school was invented. For example, the age of first menstruation has dropped at least two years since the beginning of this century, and not surprisingly, the onset of sexual activity has dropped in proportion. An institution intended for children in transition now holds young adults back well beyond the developmental point for which high school was originally designed.

Furthermore, whatever constraints to the presumption of adulthood among young people may have existed decades ago have now fallen away. Information and images, as well as the real and virtual freedom of movement we associate with adulthood, are now accessible to every 15- and 16-year-old.

Secondary education must be rethought. Elementary school should begin at age 4 or 5 and end with the sixth grade. We should entirely abandon the concept of the middle school and junior high school. Beginning with the seventh grade, there should be four years of secondary education that we may call high school. Young people should graduate at 16 rather than 18.

They could then enter the real world, the world of work or national service, in which they would take a place of responsibility alongside older adults in mixed company. They could stay at home and attend junior college, or they could go away to college. For all the faults of college, at least the adults who dominate the world of colleges, the faculty, were selected precisely because they were exceptional and different, not because they were popular. Despite the often cavalier attitude toward teaching in college, at least physicists know their physics, mathematicians know and love their mathematics, and music is taught by musicians, not by graduates of education schools, where the disciplines are subordinated to the study of classroom management.

For those 16-year-olds who do not want to do any of the above, we might construct new kinds of institutions, each dedicated to one activity, from science to dance, to which adolescents could devote their energies while working together with professionals in those fields.

At 16, young Americans are prepared to be taken seriously and to develop the motivations and interests that will serve them well in adult life. They need to enter a world where they are not in a lunchroom with only their peers, estranged from other age groups and cut off from the game of life as it is really played. There is nothing utopian about this idea; it is immensely practical and efficient, and its implementation is long overdue. We need to face biological and cultural facts and not prolong the life of a flawed institution that is out of date.

-Leon Botstein
Taken From American Culture, 1997

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I’m not sure if this has ever been posted here, but I feel that it’s important for the Flood to see this, knowing how many American High School students frequent this site, and knowing of the ever increasing number of Canadians, Australians, English, and the New Zealanders, not everyone understands how American High School works.

This is an adequate description, perhaps even more so today than sixteen years ago, and I am in concurrence with the author on many, if not all, points.

ITT: Discuss this piece’s ideas and improve upon them.
Spoiler
So I posted this on the Flood in 2013, to little avail for intellectual discussion, but I think sep7 will be able to discuss this more professionally.

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The Flood / Re: I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:05:33 AM »
jjj205 and Mythic Wolf. One of the first users I met on B.old when I joined.
The first user I actually had a discussion with when I became a regular poster was Mitochondrion.

By the nine I miss him.
We would often have the exact same conversation with each other in three or four different threads at the same time.

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The Flood / Re: If you had to fuck any user's avatar...
« on: February 22, 2015, 03:02:00 AM »
Cheat's.
But Deci, Supernatural is fucking shit.

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The Flood / Re: I should go to bed.
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:59:36 AM »
Dream of Waifus

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The Flood / Re: So Kinder was always an autistic fuckboy...
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:58:00 AM »
It's just his genes though
Yes, I would suspect that he definitely got new, bigger genes later.

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The Flood / So Kinder was always an autistic fuckboy...
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:54:21 AM »

But apparently he didn't used to be so fat.

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The Flood / I miss TopWargamer
« on: February 22, 2015, 02:07:29 AM »
Discuss users you miss.

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