Should be fixed now. Thanks for breaking the site, btw.

Anytime!

Lol look at mine

10/10, would kek again

How about, "Oh holy fuck! Fucking kill it! Kill it with fire!"

You're a faggot.

And you're a limey white boy ain't got no pack in his punch spends his days sittin on his ass smoking weed and livin' off his momma.

foh

Quote from: Comet on February 22, 2015, 07:22:57 PM

21.0

why is the divide 21, when 25 is considered overweight?

25 being the "overweight line" is very generous. I'd consider anyone above 23 fat, and anyone between 21-23 chubby.

SecondClass everybody, medical professional.

Quote from: Verbatim on January 17, 2015, 09:05:58 AM

Quote from: Otthild on January 17, 2015, 07:34:51 AM

I hear my foe has been vanquished

nope
still here

hi otthild

You're not my foe

post more

>enter clothing thread
>not being run by scorch

How is this worth my time?

You sound mad as fuck that the athletic kids are getting laid and you aren't.

>imbylign

You can't get an accurate BMI from a website.

This thing says I'm 27.4, which is grossly overweight.
However, I'm not even remotely fat.

I don't want to sound like Kinder, but I'm short, and have a high muscle mass that fills out in the shoulders.
I can actually wear clothing sizes all the way down to adult small.

Oh, and I also have an ass that puts Beyonce to shame, but people who aren't Das don't care about that.

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• Tell Shiska that he's a pegboy
• John Cena
• Toast/envelope to talk to girls.
• Find a dog on your porch
• Declare/wage forum wars
• Get the entire community to vote in a homemade Ghost into a Red Bull event.
• Have a ninja meet your mother at a bar and get her to "let the puppies out of the pen"
• Ban yourself for honorable reasons
• Create an enormous thread about slender man
• Do a weekly/monthly examination of popular internet myths and then leave the thread to die after it becomes very successful and a lot of people enjoy reading it.
• Use the letter K as a frequent response to a post.
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• Cheerios is your favorite cereal. NO EXCEPTIONS!
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• The Flood will never have a Queen, because there are no girls on the Internet.
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He couldn't leave his bag at home?
He couldn't wear a jacket that wasn't made of plastic?
He couldn't abstain from bringing up the fact that they're autistic?
He couldn't even get a retarded chick?

He knew the exact breed of dog that he saw?

Now I wanna see him exercise that ungodly strength we know he has.

Mordo pls

Quote from: Soʟ on February 22, 2015, 05:29:13 AM

Yeah, he actually never left the skype chat.
I've not missed out on any sandtrap, not to mention he was still posting on b.net I think.

He did, Nuka added him again a week or two ago.

He left less than a month ago, so he really only took a two week break -_-

Blonde master race man.

Aw yeh bruh