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11401
« on: May 05, 2015, 12:11:09 AM »
If I'm going to be serious though, I love a woman in short shorts and combat boots.
11402
« on: May 05, 2015, 12:09:12 AM »
The worst part is, he's too aggressive looking to give out ironic brojobs.
11403
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:59:59 PM »
when I am rich and famous i will find you all and murder you
You'll have to fight through my robots made from millions of dollars, and the human maze I built out of my infinite girlfriends.
11404
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:57:00 PM »
 Allah ackbar.
11405
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:47:23 PM »
America is a joke country. At least when america blows shit up, it's sanctioned by our own government, and only affects piss waddling sandniggers, unlike the drunken scum of potato isle.
11406
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:42:33 PM »
This thread should be pinned.
I second this.
11407
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:13:22 PM »
EU is the worst political coalition since the UN
UN is terrible
it literally requires that countries in it have to have laws against hard drugs and prostitution
That's Nancy Reagan's fault.
11408
« on: May 04, 2015, 12:57:35 AM »
EU isn't canon
But apparently nigtroopers are.
11409
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:51:16 AM »
These people have obvs never met a weeb.
11410
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:01:38 AM »
The writers of Courage have a lot to teach the game industry about anagonists. 
11411
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:50:20 PM »
Get it?
Because Anakin is Jesus.
"If you're not with me, you're against me." - Both
Circular reasoning is my especiality.
"Sith Lords are our specialty" - Obi Wan
>_________________>
11412
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:34:37 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.
Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.
Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.
FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.
Looks about right. I'll take 400 over 500 anyday, seeing as how I basically die in 90* weather.
>failing to mention I proved Hell isn't frozen
Snakey-snake plz
>implying I wouldn't be within the deepest parts, devoid of heat and furthest from the light and love of the lord, with the Devil himself, in all of his blue canon glory.
pfffft there is no safety for you
Just remember that the serpent alone stood up to a tyrant.
When God said "don't eat this tree" he said "fuck you, old man. I'll throw your tea in a harbor."
Just remember we're going in circles
Circular reasoning is my especiality.
Get it? Because Anakin is Jesus. "If you're not with me, you're against me." - Both 
11413
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:25:05 PM »
Wilhelm scream breaks whatever immersion there is.
Did somebody say Wilhelm scream?
11414
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:15:46 PM »
Excuse me while I make a thread about MAYWEATHER VS PACQUIO
11415
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:31:13 PM »
Cam is already on the blacklist again, huh?
11416
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:29:31 PM »
Men in skirts. Spoiler I went to a rennaisance festival today.
11417
« on: May 02, 2015, 08:19:57 PM »
Shit. I can't find what I was looking for. You'll just have to settle with a tumblreista getting btfo.
reket
11418
« on: May 01, 2015, 10:32:59 AM »
Feminism is a black death which instills an electric fervor in women that compels them to idiocy.
It's idiotic to combat anything that is absolulutely haram, it is idiotic to combat ISIS (though that is a different debate altogether) and feminists of the first world are idiotic to believe the incredibly contageous belief that has grown in them, and other previously oppressed peoples, since the second generation after negroes were freed from captivity: the tribulations of your precursors entitle you to recompense.
In order to justify their beliefs, they perpetuate a culture of lies and delusions, so as to force others to believe that they are being oppressed, all made more malfactorous by the way they pander to other women, as there is no more persuasive argument than, "By this logic, you are entitled.", especially against a headstrong (foolhardy) american.
We can talk about the validity of the glass ceiling all day long, but the moment you remove the patriarchy (illuminati) from the argument, it becomes nothing more than a data trend which, on our current path of social evolution will iron out. Because all first world feminist logic is centred around a grand conspiracy of patriarchy, misogyny, and rape culture, when we kill these aspects, and dismiss them as the lunacy which we must know them to be, then we just get a group of hormonal middle aged women, poisoning younger ones with their delusions.
And that's what I learned in boating school.
11419
« on: May 01, 2015, 10:14:54 AM »
My house is pretty much a constant house party, actually.
People come and go as they will, and I routinely find kegs sitting on my coffee table.
It becomes hard to sleep at times, but you get used to the music, and as for the people, I'm sure most of them know at least one of my roommates.
Not all it's chalked up to be though.
11420
« on: May 01, 2015, 10:09:04 AM »
Had my wheelbarrow, car door mirrors, a plant pot, and a cat stolen.
Got the cat back, but that's the thing I cared least about.
ftfy
11421
« on: May 01, 2015, 09:59:21 AM »
And yet it's a crime to put bear-traps in your garden shed with a note attached saying 'Here's your scrap iron, pikey' 
What? Here in freedomland, we can put whatever we want in our sheds.
11422
« on: May 01, 2015, 08:53:20 AM »
Anybody seen the one where they shove eels up her ass, then force a camera into it and make her look at them, and she cries about how she 'shouldn't have quit the nail salon'?
11423
« on: May 01, 2015, 08:43:56 AM »
Here we go. 
11424
« on: May 01, 2015, 07:26:06 AM »
The Bald Eagle: Only kills things it really didn't need to and shit on all of the things that live under it's mountainside.
Just like America.
Of course this pisses all of these things off, but they can do nothing, as they are inferior creatures.
Just like Kiyo.
11425
« on: May 01, 2015, 07:22:46 AM »
Because it seems like nobody is perma'd anymore...
spoopler Kinder still is though, right?
BOOTY!
<3!
T‿T
11426
« on: May 01, 2015, 07:08:31 AM »
Holy shit wtf
This fact is depressing
But it's not a fact :/
Statistics don't work that way.
Actually, statistics do work that way. The other half is higher than the average intelligence.
11427
« on: May 01, 2015, 07:07:29 AM »
Because it seems like nobody is perma'd anymore... spoopler Kinder still is though, right?
11428
« on: May 01, 2015, 07:04:29 AM »
Lol what a quirky thread so randum x'''DDDD
Lukems, what a surprise.
11429
« on: April 22, 2015, 10:33:53 AM »
To crash the Deathstar
 Was cutting off his son's hand part of his plan?
11430
« on: April 22, 2015, 10:21:56 AM »
I was a coral.
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