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The Flood / Re: Murder/Suicide in Tisdale, Sk
« on: May 05, 2015, 02:14:16 PM »
As a small group of interconnected communities, this hits hard.
I wouldn't give a fuck if my neighbour blew his brains out in the street.

If somebody who lived 40 minutes away pulled a triple homicide, followed by suicide, I probably wouldn't even hear about it. Why? Because we're not pansies. I live in a small town. Would any of these fuckers dying impact my life? Not a chance.

Also, lol, now the red headed girl can become bat-girl.

Then you're the sterotypical city/modern age dweller who's been desensitized to things. My entire province operates on a different level. While communities are scattered all across it, and our cities harbor most of our number, word travels quickly.

There's a level of interconnectedness to generally all the communities and even the cities. We aren't violent people. Something like this is generally unheard of in even in the cities. For a small town, this is big. And it's bad.

People know each other up here. Travel all the way out to Saskatoon, and you can bump into people from the same town as yours. Mention a family name and chances are, people will know who you're talking about.

My province, has one foot in the past, with interconnected and caring communities, and one foot in the modern age.

I care because these are people that live close to home. These were kids you could meet every day when they get off the bus. This was a person you could bump into on the streets and have idle talk with as two passerby.

When you live in relative isolation, when you have such a distance to cover between places, people mean more to you when you see them. People leave more of an impact on you.
Nope, lived in small towns my entire life.

Someone I've never met is a person I've never met, whether they live in china or the next block from my house.
I won't woe just because It's possible I could've run into them at the store eventually.

As for being desensitised, haha, no.
If anything, your people have become more sensitive with time.
During ancient times, everyone was even less sensitive than I am.

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The Flood / Re: Saying that the US isn't free is pure ignorance
« on: May 05, 2015, 02:09:14 PM »
Relevant
>implying that US debt is relevant to anything
Yeah, the US owes everyone money. You are basically the jews of the world. Once your debt will get too big, you shall be purged in furnaces.

Not sure if trolling or just incredibly ignorant. 90% of the US debt is owed to its own citizens.
Vermin Supreme 2016

He's going to replace social security with an act entitling every american citizen to a pony.

It would actually be cheaper.

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The Flood / Re: Murder/Suicide in Tisdale, Sk
« on: May 05, 2015, 01:55:10 PM »
As a small group of interconnected communities, this hits hard.
I wouldn't give a fuck if my neighbour blew his brains out in the street.

If somebody who lived 40 minutes away pulled a triple homicide, followed by suicide, I probably wouldn't even hear about it. Why? Because we're not pansies. I live in a small town. Would any of these fuckers dying impact my life? Not a chance.

Also, lol, now the red headed girl can become bat-girl.

Internet hardo
I don't think so.
I just don't really give a shit about people I've never met/barely knew.

It's not like I'm sayin you could kill all of my friends and I'd be like, "thanks, you saved me the time."
Not really edgelord supreme material.

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The Flood / Re: Murder/Suicide in Tisdale, Sk
« on: May 05, 2015, 01:49:25 PM »
As a small group of interconnected communities, this hits hard.
I wouldn't give a fuck if my neighbour blew his brains out in the street.

If somebody who lived 40 minutes away pulled a triple homicide, followed by suicide, I probably wouldn't even hear about it. Why? Because we're not pansies. I live in a small town. Would any of these fuckers dying impact my life? Not a chance.

Also, lol, now the red headed girl can become bat-girl.

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The Flood / Re: (NSFW) Student films a school blowing up
« on: May 05, 2015, 01:38:43 PM »
IMO it's people's fault for wanting to see the explosion
Yeah, lol.
911 was people's fault for wanting to work in a tall building.

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The Flood / Re: Not a Narc: Marijuana?
« on: May 05, 2015, 01:34:56 PM »
Legalise it with an excise tax.
Colorado is drowning in the weed dough.

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The Flood / Hey guys new meme
« on: May 05, 2015, 03:47:19 AM »
Haha, I think this one will be especially dank.

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The Flood / Re: The ISSpresso is ready!
« on: May 05, 2015, 03:38:32 AM »
Meh. I don't care that much about space, it's pretty goddamn boring tbh

It's only boring to you cause nothing interesting has happened yet.

How about a solar flare that fucks over our electrical systems and knocks everything out?

How about some love from our many passerby space rocks?

Fuck that, let's have the moon fracture or get knocked out of orbit so our tides get fucked.

Would that change your tune?
Nothing interesting has happened because of the incredible unliklihood of it.

For example, I could watch CSPAN in the hopes that a big guy with a mask crashes a plane into the capitol, but what are the odds?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw almonds are unactivated
« on: May 05, 2015, 03:10:57 AM »
So are we actually going to call May 4th Make fun of Jive day?
But it's May 5th where it matters.
Right here in texas.

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The Flood / >tfw almonds are unactivated
« on: May 05, 2015, 02:46:30 AM »
GAH!
I'm losing all of my gains eating these almonds that aren't activated, but if I take the time to activate them, then I'll miss my sodium intake day, and have to wait until next week, and I can't order pre-activated almonds because my amazon credit line is maxed out on protein shakes.

But real quick I'm gonna run three and a half miles to GNC and grab the vitamins I'm losing by eating unactivated almonds, and hopefully I'll be back in time for my anaerobic workout.

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The Flood / Re: OY UR FOOKIN SALTY M8
« on: May 05, 2015, 02:34:37 AM »
I'm a saltbender from the salt tribe.
It's like earthbending, only saltier.
SALT FOR THE SALT GOD
Prezels for the prezel throne.

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The Flood / Re: OY UR FOOKIN SALTY M8
« on: May 05, 2015, 02:30:33 AM »
I'm a saltbender from the salt tribe.
It's like earthbending, only saltier.

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The Flood / You're wasting your life if you don't Gym
« on: May 05, 2015, 02:25:41 AM »
"What a disgrace it is for a man to grow beyond the age of ten without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his Pokémon are capable." - Prof. Oak

Let's be honest, if you don't go the gym and hone your Pokémon into the best shape they can possibly be you're doing it wrong. I can't fathom anymore the mindsets of people who don't go to the gym, of people who are content with haveing average and unremarkable Pokémon. I've been going the gym for just over a year now and I can honestly say it's completely changed the way I view life.

brb Pokémon strong as hell
brb Pokémon in great shape
brb Pokémon working out inspired me to keep them on a healthy diet
brb Pokémon stand out from the crowd
brb respect from guys, girls wanting my Pokémon
brb much more confident as a Pokémon trainer

Used to stay inside all day playing games, writing fan fiction (the fact that at one point I was writing 3 Halo fan fictions on this site says it all really) and being depressed with my life. Almost as soon as I started training my Pokémon, the bouts of depression I used to have completely vanished, I realised there was more to life than gaming and internet and started going out. Now a year later I'd consider myself an champion.

Me last year.

Taken today.

Why don't you train and why doesn't your Pokémon team look as good as mine? If you do and it does, good for you.
Spoiler
Old thread I made to fuck with Wolvers, thought it needed a repost.

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 05, 2015, 02:20:04 AM »
when I am rich and  famous i will find you all and murder you
you can FUCKING TRY FAGGOT one day of liftan and im already ripped you have no idea what im capable of my body is perfect and a perfect body + me = perfect and success your got another ting coming to you if  u think you can fuck with me bitch
you will regret ever even thinking of  making this post irl I guarantee it just you wait
while i was POWERWALKING on the treadmill, i just fucking KNEW that i'd be ceo of apple in a few years

A FEW YEARS

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

with my perfect body and my immaculately charming personality, everything is possible. don't be salty cuz your jelly, bro, work on improving yourself befor u go around talkin shit brah
Salty jelly?

That sounds awful.
Who wants to their face to be coated in another man's salty white jelly?

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The Flood / Re: The ISSpresso is ready!
« on: May 05, 2015, 01:43:50 AM »
Wonderful! This was literally the only hinderance to our expansion into the stars.

Now we can finally colonise neighbouring galaxies!

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The Flood / Re: I am the Legendary Jive Turkey. AmA
« on: May 05, 2015, 01:10:06 AM »
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The Flood / Re: When you see my username...
« on: May 05, 2015, 12:12:55 AM »
I think of a big guy.

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The Flood / Re: I want a girl with a short skirt
« on: May 05, 2015, 12:11:09 AM »
If I'm going to be serious though, I love a woman in short shorts and combat boots.

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The Flood / Re: Say no to gym, kids
« on: May 05, 2015, 12:09:12 AM »
The worst part is, he's too aggressive looking to give out ironic brojobs.

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The Flood / Re: I went to the gym today
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:59:59 PM »
when I am rich and  famous i will find you all and murder you
You'll have to fight through my robots made from millions of dollars, and the human maze I built out of my infinite girlfriends.

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The Flood / Re: I want a girl with a short skirt
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:57:00 PM »

Allah ackbar.

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The Flood / Re: What's the worst country in the world?
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:47:23 PM »
America is a joke country.
At least when america blows shit up, it's sanctioned by our own government, and only affects piss waddling sandniggers, unlike the drunken scum of potato isle.

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The Flood / Re: >there are people on this website right now
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:42:33 PM »
This thread should be pinned.
I second this.

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The Flood / Re: Why does Comms have such a hard on for the EU?
« on: May 04, 2015, 11:13:22 PM »
EU is the worst political coalition since the UN


UN is terrible

it literally requires that countries in it have to have laws against hard drugs and prostitution
That's Nancy Reagan's fault.

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The Flood / Re: Why does Comms have such a hard on for the EU?
« on: May 04, 2015, 12:57:35 AM »
EU isn't canon
But apparently nigtroopers are.

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The Flood / Re: Only cowards use large weapons
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:51:16 AM »
These people have obvs never met a weeb.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Courage the Cowardly Dog villains
« on: May 03, 2015, 12:01:38 AM »
The writers of Courage have a lot to teach the game industry about anagonists.

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The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:50:20 PM »
Get it?
Because Anakin is Jesus.

"If you're not with me, you're against me." - Both

Circular reasoning is my especiality.

"Sith Lords are our specialty" - Obi Wan

>_________________>

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The Flood / Re: That didn't take long.
« on: May 02, 2015, 11:34:37 PM »
Now if only Kiyo could join him.

Nah Kiyo is cool
Fuck off, Rocket. You just shill for the fallen because Jesus tells you to.

Screw you Das, you jump to Christian stereotypes because you're a snake.
You are literally Satan.
And the serpent is left to crawl upon his belly for he had the stupidity and the pride to defy God.

FTFY Stan
It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Stop drop and roll doesn't work in Hell bub
Hell is cold, homeslice.


Looks about right. I'll take 400 over 500 anyday, seeing as how I basically die in 90* weather.

>failing to mention I proved Hell isn't frozen

Snakey-snake plz
>implying I wouldn't be within the deepest parts, devoid of heat and furthest from the light and love of the lord, with the Devil himself, in all of his blue canon glory.

pfffft there is no safety for you
Just remember that the serpent alone stood up to a tyrant.
When God said "don't eat this tree" he said "fuck you, old man. I'll throw your tea in a harbor."

Just remember we're going in circles
Circular reasoning is my especiality.


Get it?
Because Anakin is Jesus.

"If you're not with me, you're against me." - Both

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Wilhelm scream breaks whatever immersion there is.
YouTube
Did somebody say Wilhelm scream?

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