10/10 boasting in le epoch bread

Quote from: Jim The Jew Lord on May 05, 2015, 11:17:51 PM

Quote from: Rocketman287 on May 05, 2015, 11:17:15 PM

I'll use my mod powers to..........oh

LOL WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

What in the name of our Lord did you just say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Vacation Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous biased acts of moderation, and I have over 300 Christian Rock songs. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m the top preacher in the entire anti-homosexual campaign. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will baptize you in 1,000 rivers with holiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my blessed words. You think you can get away with saying those falsehoods to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am praying to my Lord and Savior in Heaven and your IP is being told to me right now on a piece of toast so you better prepare for the blood, blasphemer. The blood of Jesus that saved me and will wipe away the sins from the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fixing to be saved, son. My God can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in infinite ways, and that's just with natural causes. Not only am I extensively trained in the forum moderation, but I have access to its entire arsenal of tools and post editing power, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable account clean from Sep7agon.net, you little shitposter. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your low quality spam. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, you foolish sinner. My God will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to Heaven, kiddo.

But can your PC run Crysis?

But is he wrong?

The Empire was right.

Ulfric was a thalmor pawn, ad the only hope The Empire has of overcoming the Thalmor is if they stick together.

I personally went for the legion because going for the stormcloaks would mean forcing Jarl Balgruff into exile and Jarl Balgruff was nice to me and I didn't want to loose his trust!

The autism tho

I dye mine all the time.
Black was fun, but I think I like auburn the best.

Is it just me or is she wearing a Star Trek uniform?

Spoiler

Yes, most people who go to space are nerds.

Quote from: Soʟoɴoɪᴅ on May 05, 2015, 01:49:25 PM

Quote from: Sandtrap on May 05, 2015, 01:38:18 PM

As a small group of interconnected communities, this hits hard.

I wouldn't give a fuck if my neighbour blew his brains out in the street.

If somebody who lived 40 minutes away pulled a triple homicide, followed by suicide, I probably wouldn't even hear about it. Why? Because we're not pansies. I live in a small town. Would any of these fuckers dying impact my life? Not a chance.

Also, lol, now the red headed girl can become bat-girl.

aww, cute kid. I wonder if there's anyone to take her in yet

Das, I know what you're thinking.

Don't do it.

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 05, 2015, 10:49:21 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on May 05, 2015, 10:22:46 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 05, 2015, 10:19:37 AM

Relevant

>implying that US debt is relevant to anything

Yeah, the US owes everyone money. You are basically the jews of the world. Once your debt will get too big, you shall be purged in furnaces.

Not sure if trolling or just incredibly ignorant. 90% of the US debt is owed to its own citizens.

Vermin Supreme 2016

He's going to replace social security with an act entitling every american citizen to a pony.

It would actually be cheaper.

As a small group of interconnected communities, this hits hard.

I wouldn't give a fuck if my neighbour blew his brains out in the street.

If somebody who lived 40 minutes away pulled a triple homicide, followed by suicide, I probably wouldn't even hear about it. Why? Because we're not pansies. I live in a small town. Would any of these fuckers dying impact my life? Not a chance.

Also, lol, now the red headed girl can become bat-girl.

Legalise it with an excise tax.
Colorado is drowning in the weed dough.

Quote from: SecondClass on May 05, 2015, 03:04:51 AM

Meh. I don't care that much about space, it's pretty goddamn boring tbh

It's only boring to you cause nothing interesting has happened yet.

How about a solar flare that fucks over our electrical systems and knocks everything out?

How about some love from our many passerby space rocks?

Fuck that, let's have the moon fracture or get knocked out of orbit so our tides get fucked.

Would that change your tune?

Nothing interesting has happened because of the incredible unliklihood of it.

For example, I could watch CSPAN in the hopes that a big guy with a mask crashes a plane into the capitol, but what are the odds?

GAH!
I'm losing all of my gains eating these almonds that aren't activated, but if I take the time to activate them, then I'll miss my sodium intake day, and have to wait until next week, and I can't order pre-activated almonds because my amazon credit line is maxed out on protein shakes.

But real quick I'm gonna run three and a half miles to GNC and grab the vitamins I'm losing by eating unactivated almonds, and hopefully I'll be back in time for my anaerobic workout.

I'm a saltbender from the salt tribe.
It's like earthbending, only saltier.

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 04, 2015, 07:04:45 PM

Quote from: ARSE5908 on May 04, 2015, 07:02:26 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 04, 2015, 07:00:30 PM

when I am rich and  famous i will find you all and murder you

you can FUCKING TRY FAGGOT one day of liftan and im already ripped you have no idea what im capable of my body is perfect and a perfect body + me = perfect and success your got another ting coming to you if  u think you can fuck with me bitch

you will regret ever even thinking of  making this post irl I guarantee it just you wait

while i was POWERWALKING on the treadmill, i just fucking KNEW that i'd be ceo of apple in a few years

A FEW YEARS

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

with my perfect body and my immaculately charming personality, everything is possible. don't be salty cuz your jelly, bro, work on improving yourself befor u go around talkin shit brah

Salty jelly?

That sounds awful.
Who wants to their face to be coated in another man's salty white jelly?

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