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The Flood / Re: Why do you people "favorite" female members?
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:31:07 AM »
We also happen to pick favourite male members, there are just a lot more of them than the females, as generally we scare the women who are not cut out for the dark depths of the internet very quickly.

Those remaining are uber-chill a a result.

I personally hold no esteem for gender, and just assume that every user has a penis no matter what.

I just assumed it was because I posted I guess positive things
Nah, it's the lure of cyber-pussy.

Same reason we used to like BC, because we thought we might get millions if not billions of dollars by digi-osmosis.

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The Flood / Re: Uncomfortable retail moments
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:22:42 AM »
Why yes, just today a little boy yelled "STOP" from all the way down an aisle, ran up and kissed me on my forearm, and I looked at his grandfather, who made no eye contact with me, for the shamefur dispray his descendant had just perpetrated.

Later that evening, I was walking out of our stock room, when I realised that not only was my fly down, but also my penis was hanging out of it, and a flock of new hires were being shepherded by.

I somehow escaped without a manager noticing, however I did get quite a few wide eyed glances and gasps from them.

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The Flood / Re: The year is 2025.
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:16:19 AM »
Wait, there's a problem with this.

Lemon is too obese and homosexual to marry a woman.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite board
« on: May 08, 2015, 02:02:56 AM »
Board #2 by far.
It's the HQ board, where I do a lot of my posting.


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The Flood / Re: We're going in... FOR A FULL DIVE
« on: May 08, 2015, 01:55:48 AM »
Is this how anime becomes real?
this+that+this thing=Profit $$$

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I have a nametag that says I'm the store manager and have worked there for 15 years, and whenever one of my friends has a problem, they text me and I come over and call the customer a cunt and they think they can't do anything about it.

However, a couple have complained to corporate, because our manager ha recieved a couple of visits from the market director lately, or maybe they just figured out he wasn't very good at his job.

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The Flood / Re: We're going in... FOR A FULL DIVE
« on: May 08, 2015, 01:46:54 AM »
MS are doing AR, not VR.
You assume I'm talking about the Holo-lens, but no, I was actually referencing their experiments in using Project Natal more effectively with VR coponents.

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The Flood / We're going in... FOR A FULL DIVE
« on: May 08, 2015, 01:43:42 AM »
http://io9.com/5846275/biotech-breakthrough-monkeys-can-feel-virtual-objects-using-a-brain-implant

EXPERIENCE THE WORLD AS JESUS-KUN!

With this breakthrough in connecting the sense of touch, other senses may eventually be tied in, resulting in total immersion into the virtual world. Along with recent developments in VR by flagship companies such as Micsrosoft, we may be nearing the age of Virtual Immersion at last!

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ROBOCOP

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If it's not STEM then it's not worth it.
I'm going to be laughing in ten years when the market is flooded with STEM majors who can't get jobs, and us Business majors are as secure in the beauracracy as ever.
Will you be doing all this laughing during your daily bus journey to your burger flipping job?
I just said that I would be secure in the beauracracy, as in, even if the free market fails me, I will still be your boss.

Now, tell me what your STEM degree is going to do for you if you don't know how to read?
And also can't get a job because all of the research positions have been soaked up by those who got their STEM degrees when nobody actually had one?
There will never be sustainable jobs for non-STEM
non-STEM has run the world since the dawn of time.
The fact is, STEM will run out of jobs quickly if everyone studies in it.

There are only so many scientific studies that are sustainable economically.

There will always be a place for the people who pull the strings behind the curtain.

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If it's not STEM then it's not worth it.
I'm going to be laughing in ten years when the market is flooded with STEM majors who can't get jobs, and us Business majors are as secure in the beauracracy as ever.
Will you be doing all this laughing during your daily bus journey to your burger flipping job?
I just said that I would be secure in the beauracracy, as in, even if the free market fails me, I will still be your boss.

Now, tell me what your STEM degree is going to do for you if you don't know how to read?
And also can't get a job because all of the research positions have been soaked up by those who got their STEM degrees when nobody actually had one?

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If it's not STEM then it's not worth it.
I'm going to be laughing in ten years when the market is flooded with STEM majors who can't get jobs, and us Business majors are as secure in the beauracracy as ever.

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The Flood / Re: Dear everyone who voted UKIP.
« on: May 07, 2015, 11:24:21 PM »
>thinking I give a shit about bongland

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The Flood / Re: Hey Cheat
« on: May 07, 2015, 11:06:02 PM »
hey wait a second you cunt, I didn't make this post.
http://jester420blaze.boards.net/thread/17/neat-site

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The Flood / Re: Hey Cheat
« on: May 07, 2015, 11:04:02 PM »
Sounds like Batch is butthurt because he couldn't be a mod.

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The Flood / Re: My 7-point plan to destroy Sep7agon.
« on: May 07, 2015, 11:02:47 PM »
I thought you were Sep7agon?

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The Flood / Re: The Illuminati Killed Robin Williams
« on: May 07, 2015, 02:33:43 AM »
The main problem I'm having with this video is that he keeps insisting they're satanic and evil, yet never explains what they're doing that is satanic.

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The Flood / The Illuminati Killed Robin Williams
« on: May 07, 2015, 02:09:16 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: "There is no Justice League"
« on: May 07, 2015, 02:04:28 AM »
meh I don't like the recent DC animated stuff as much as the older things
Teen Titans Go! is the greatest DCAU show ever made

Spoiler
Alright... typing that nearly killed me even if I was going off as sarcastic.
Age of Ultron has been by far my favourite DC animated movie.

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The Flood / Re: I'd tell you a joke about my pussy
« on: May 07, 2015, 02:03:04 AM »
I was about to tell a gay joke, but fuck it.

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The Flood / Re: "There is no Justice League"
« on: May 07, 2015, 01:45:02 AM »
Eh, Justice League: War was fine.  I heard Throne of Atlantis was meh-tier, and Batman vs Robin was just downright shit.
The plot didn't really flesh out as nicely as I had hoped, but it was still pretty good.
As for Batman vs. Robin, I can't really say as I haven't seen it yet.

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The Flood / "There is no Justice League"
« on: May 07, 2015, 12:36:18 AM »
Watching Throne of Atlantis right now, its just starting and is already gritty, dramatic, and downright awesome.

After Justice league war, I was certain I would not be disappointed with this one, but when in the first five minutes you get an earth shaking line like that one, it really sets the mood for the upcoming film, and gives the atmosphere of the world at that time incredible depth.

ITT: discuss the film if you have seen it, if not watch it here:
http://www.animeflavor.com/cartoon/justice-league-throne-of-atlantis

I would also suggest renting it at either of these two locations to support the producers.
Google Play
Amazon Video

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The Flood / Re: Hey Cheat
« on: May 06, 2015, 11:56:06 PM »
uh hey jester it you have to be 13

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The Flood / Re: Hey Cheat
« on: May 06, 2015, 11:55:12 PM »
neet

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Gaming / Re: Agor, an addicting little game
« on: May 06, 2015, 10:54:12 PM »
I'm playing as deez nuts

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The Flood / Re: Legit galactic poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 10:52:24 PM »
Jupiter is the god of lightning tho

11337

This was pretty fucking retarded.

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The Flood / Survival scenario poll
« on: May 06, 2015, 10:43:32 PM »
You're caught in a fight between 1 trillion lions and the sun.
The fight will only end when all combatants on the other side die.
In order to survive, you have to pick the winning side - which do you choose?

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The Flood / Re: Who was the greatest tyrant in history?
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:59:43 PM »
Vermin Supreme

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The Flood / Re: what's the point of deleting spam?
« on: May 06, 2015, 07:55:57 PM »
Class is secretly comms

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