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The Flood / Re: Man Kills Imaginary Friend
« on: May 13, 2015, 02:05:38 AM »
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He left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen... never picked up his empty cocaine baggies...He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldn't get it clean...Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF...We'd go dancing, play on the children's park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to it for hours with the lights turned off.
This guy had a clinical case of being too hardcore.

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The Flood / Re: Are There Any Black People on This Forum?
« on: May 13, 2015, 02:03:15 AM »
I thought Jim was black?
No. He might have been but inside 24/7 has made him pale.

Yeah, they guy who made it is a fucking nigger.
You never specified what it actually was, but kill yourself anyway.
The fucking faggot who made this site.
What else would "it" have been other than the forum?

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The Flood / Re: Are There Any Black People on This Forum?
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:55:38 AM »
Yeah, they guy who made it is a fucking nigger.

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Probably.

If mine even counts, but it probably doesn't. Nobody really cares about The Rookie in ODST,

Daily reminder that this is canon.

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The Flood / Re: How do I bypass the swear filter?
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:49:37 AM »
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The Flood / How do I bypass the swear filter?
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:47:55 AM »
And also blankpost?

It's really -blam!-ing annoying how all the rest of you -blam!-s can say all the shit you want, but every time I try the system changes it.

God damned -godwinslaw!- mods changing all my shit.

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The Flood / Re: I'm becoming worried about my Leliana addiction
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:41:10 AM »
You uh.

You have a...

You have a waifu.

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The Flood / I saw a kid at the grocery store today.
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:39:26 AM »
He asked me where the frozen tofu meals were.
"Down past aisle 30.", I told him.
"Past aisle 30, got it!", he said to himself as he ran off, arms flailing behind his back.
On his way back to the front, I asked him, "Did you find it?"
He grinned back at me, his wide 14 year old eyes aglimmer.

He had been waiting for such an opportunity.

He gave me a thumbs up, and said loudly, "Believe it!"

A Naruto quote?
I was puzzled.
Fucking gooks and the chinese cartoons.
He was sooo excited to quote naruto.
I would show this little fuck.

I followed him out to the parking lot, and wrote down his mother's lisence plate number.
After a little bit of research, I pulled up outside of their house.
Their wifi network was open.

Intriguing.

It took less than a minute to access his computer's hard drive, as his PC bore no password.
That's where I found it.

Over a terrabyte of Naruto x Sasuke porn, and the entire series torrented.
I traced over to his facebook page, and saw that he was very avid about lgbt rights for a 14 year old.
He had linked his MAL, which held the names of over 300 animes which he had seen, and countless more which he was working on watching.

I flicked over to his browsing history.
Hours upon hours of gay porn.
An impossible amount.

A lot of time spent on /b/
And one other website.
A small gaming forum, where he posted about ridiculous things like veganism and anti-natalism.

His username?
Das Boot?
Nah, it's Verbs.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:17:23 AM »
"I think the human race should go extinct."
"Why not just kill yourself?"

How does that solve ANYTHING.
It gets us one more edgyteen closer to extinction.

Be a part of the solution, not the problem.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:16:36 AM »
Yeah, just commit tu quoque.
You're the king of logical fallacies in this thread.

And understanding primal order does not make you a psychopath.
Yeah, if it means that you aren't allowed to have any empathy and realize that being a selfish cunt and killing things for your own personal gain is the highest order of wrong, then yes, you're an evil piece of shit. A psychopath.
We clearly have different definitions of Psychopath.
See mine usually applies to people who are deluded to the point of insanity, or who suffer from a chronic mental disorder.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 13, 2015, 01:04:32 AM »
Tell me, what is natural in ignoring millenia of evolution?
Tell me, what is ethical in ignoring the place you have cultivated in the ecosystem?

You have a very sad and shallow view of the world.
Those who believe there is a way for all to prosper, inevitably fail.
The better part of compromises end in mediocrity and pointlessness for all sides.

If man were meant to be peaceful we would've evolved into pond scum.
It is our responsibility to kill. Not only to kill our prey, but also each other.

I won't require you to eat meat.
If you don't have the stomach for death, that's fine, go lie in a pond until you devolve into scum.
Do not however, insist for a second that your ambitions in veganism are fuelled by anything other than you own weakness, and certainly do not think that you have any place in telling others that they should lie around and devolve into pond scum with you.
Yeah, you're not a fucking crazy psychopath at all.
Yeah, just commit tu quoque.
You're the king of logical fallacies in this thread.

And understanding primal order does not make you a psychopath.

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The Flood / Re: Somebody send me a PM
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:51:46 PM »
tfw never been pmed
I have so many pages of pms

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The Flood / Re: I will be able to use this one day
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:48:32 PM »
Wait, how many posts to nameplate?
Did they push it back again?
I thought it was 3000...

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The Flood / Re: I actually had fun with Siri today
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:33:43 PM »
Cortana is still better.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:21:02 PM »
Tell me, what is natural in ignoring millenia of evolution?
Tell me, what is ethical in ignoring the place you have cultivated in the ecosystem?

You have a very sad and shallow view of the world.
Those who believe there is a way for all to prosper, inevitably fail.
The better part of compromises end in mediocrity and pointlessness for all sides.

If man were meant to be peaceful we would've evolved into pond scum.
It is our responsibility to kill. Not only to kill our prey, but also each other.

I won't require you to eat meat.
If you don't have the stomach for death, that's fine, go lie in a pond until you devolve into scum.
Do not however, insist for a second that your ambitions in veganism are fuelled by anything other than you own weakness, and certainly do not think that you have any place in telling others that they should lie around and devolve into pond scum with you.

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The Flood / Re: I'm about to do it
« on: May 12, 2015, 11:14:22 PM »
I get how cool SSDs are, but 256 GB?
I don't think I could live with less than 500GB.
I'm rocking a TB in my current laptop.
Also, is there a touch screen?
Windows 8 doesn't really work without it.

I wouldn't pay more than $600 for that thing.

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Lately I've stopped giving a fuck on shorter replies, but I used to be a fucking nazi about it.

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The Flood / Re: "Star Wars or ISIS, which one is more islamic"
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:21:24 PM »
Is the force how Islanime becomes real?

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I've used this avatar since the first time I got a computer that didn't use the line browser in the 90s, when internet images started becoming a thing. I have never changed it.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 12, 2015, 02:53:44 PM »
Will it be ethical when livestock is overpopulous and begis starving to death?
They WON'T. The only reason livestock is so populous now is BECAUSE they are livestock. BECAUSE we mass produce them. Animals do not reproduce naturally the rate at which they do artificially.
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Because without the most successful and ruthless predator on the planet (mankind) the entire ecosystem is thrown out of wack.
[citation needed]

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People like to believe that mankind is above the ecosystem, that we have ascended out of it.
We have.

We have brains. Vegans are using them. Meat-eaters are not.
On what grounds do you think we are not a part (perhaps the biggest part) of Earth's ecosystem?
Without man, land predators in North America, Europe, and other developed parts of th world are severely outnumbered by prey.

I don't care how long it takes, the prey will eventually become overpopulous.
They have the overwhelming advantage of numbers, and while the predators will never go hungry, animals such as Cattle, chickens, and sheep will explode in population without being harvested, and not be able to feed on the limited food supply.

It would be unethical to simply abandon our role in the food chain, which evolution has placed us in, and the ecosystem has evolved around.

If the lions and other predators like them decided to become vegetarian, (as ridiculous as it sounds) how fucked would african wildlife be?
They'd overpopulate and starve.

Now, sure, the lion may not have the means to feed itself otherwise as we do, but that is semantical in nature, and totally aside from the point that man belongs at the top of the food chain.

To retire from such a position would quake the very foundation of earth's ecosystem, and cause an incredibly uneasy, very long lasting, period of transition.

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Serious / Re: "You should absolutely be forced to be vegan."
« on: May 12, 2015, 02:34:34 PM »
If you need to rely on dietary supplements and synthetic vitamins to keep your body working properly than your diet is not a healthy or natural one. Sorry, but this is the truth.
But it's an ethical one.

And that's ALL that matters.
Will it be ethical when livestock is overpopulous and begis starving to death?

Because without the most successful and ruthless predator on the planet (mankind) the entire ecosystem is thrown out of wack.

People like to believe that mankind is above the ecosystem, that we have ascended out of it.
But truth be told, we're more vital than any other predator on the face of the earth, and now that we have our claws, our structure sunk into the world, there is no way other predators can fill our shoes and keep population in check.

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle reporting in
« on: May 12, 2015, 01:34:17 PM »

Hello everyone, I am the One True Desticle and today...

I can still hear it.
Heelo I am ze juan tru deesticle and today
I'm not Mexican >.>
Yeah, it was more like, "Hallo, I em zeh wan tru daystikle, end toodeh"

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The Flood / Re: we have gone 2 months without anarchy
« on: May 12, 2015, 05:03:14 AM »
All the sexual tension is buildong
Two months and still no dick pic thread.

I'm going to have a heart attack.

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The Flood / Re: Lemon, I made you a new nameplate.
« on: May 12, 2015, 04:09:20 AM »
how do I nameplate
Use the imposter nameplate
okay now what
Go to "look and layout" section in your account settings.
okay now what
paste the URL of your custom nameplate in the text field.
where do I get this custom nameplate
I can make you one
What do you want?
something with solaire or dark souls in general, just do whatever works I don't know this nameplate business
How's this?

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The Flood / Re: Lemon, I made you a new nameplate.
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:52:04 AM »
how do I nameplate
Use the imposter nameplate
okay now what
Go to "look and layout" section in your account settings.
okay now what
paste the URL of your custom nameplate in the text field.
where do I get this custom nameplate
I can make you one
What do you want?

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The Flood / Re: Lemon, I made you a new nameplate.
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:21:42 AM »
Stop harassing me
I know you killed arky.

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The Flood / Lemon, I made you a new nameplate.
« on: May 12, 2015, 03:13:30 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Love me two times bby...
« on: May 12, 2015, 02:25:05 AM »
Rocketman alt.

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The Flood / Re: TheOneTrueDesticle reporting in
« on: May 12, 2015, 02:24:39 AM »
howdy
damnit rocketmanotamod ruining everything with his fAKEANDgAY jesus cowboy lingo

You probably scared TOTD away.

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How can lemon be real if our eyes aren't real?

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