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The Flood / Re: I think I got a ticket, AMA me anything
« on: May 17, 2015, 03:29:36 AM »
TFW when I can drive with impunity.

No royal mounted police patrols up on this filth.

Spoiler
ftfy

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Gaming / Re: I found Reach in Elite: Dangerous
« on: May 17, 2015, 02:47:07 AM »
Reach was a mistake. It's nothing but glass
I'll take those likes, thanks.

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The Flood / Re: Recommend me a phone
« on: May 16, 2015, 05:58:59 AM »
Nokia Lumia somerandomnumber

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Gaming / I found Reach in Elite: Dangerous
« on: May 16, 2015, 05:57:10 AM »
Or, New California as it's called in that timeline, and Epsilon Eridani 2 irl.

It's the only planet in the Epsilon Eridani system that was terraformed for human life.

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The Flood / Re: You receive $1,000,000
« on: May 16, 2015, 05:54:25 AM »
I would invest a large sum of it in foreign capital trade until I had moar monies, then enjoy a decent standard of living while being responsibly philanthropic, without having to ever work again for the rest of my life.

1m would only last ten years on its own if I never worked again, and foreign capital trade is where i have the most experience.

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The Flood / Re: You receive $1,000,000
« on: May 16, 2015, 05:50:31 AM »
donate it

all
I believe that you believe that.

11077
The Flood / Re: When Dustin goes on a walk
« on: May 16, 2015, 05:48:54 AM »

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The Flood / Re: How does this make you feel?
« on: May 16, 2015, 05:36:59 AM »
Transcendant.

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Positive: You hosted a Halo 3 get together, and that was the first time I played Halo 3 in 4 years (tons of fun, reminded me of how fun Halo 3 custom games were).

Negative: You're Irish so you're a nigger.
Dude, I'm a Russian who lives in Ireland.
Spoiler
that probably still makes me a nigger in your book though...
Glad you enjoyed the game session. Do you think a thing like that would be possible with sep7agon?
Of course you're still a nigger!!!!

But that would be cool if you could set another one up. I'd need another 2-day Xbox Live trial card though, since I haven't been subscribed to Xbox live for the past 3 years, and I'm not gonna fork over 60 dollars for a 3-4 hour Halo 3 session.

Dislikes: Spam to the point it's no longer funny
Like: Absolutely Haram

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Someone is going to be very bored, watching me play elite dangerous.

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The Flood / Re: Is Jive Turkey the most alpha specimen on Sep7agon?
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:40:53 PM »
Nigga, I have your physique natural from performing my daily tasks.

brb strong as fuck
brb handsome as fuck
brb top notch lady killer
brb can see my penis w/out a microscope.
pic related: my senior class photo


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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:22:58 PM »
I'm an Alpha-Plus.

Little shit like you belings in Epsilon, Delta at best.

I don't understand.

And here is the other thing. Can you be a beta and still love the fuck out of metal? Because I still do. Nothing has ever changed my opinion on music.
metal is for betas

Huh. Because I've met some Alphas that are metal. Odd.
No, alphas are metal, betas like metal.

And I was making a Brave New World reference.

11083
The Flood / Re: Let's say you go to Heaven...
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:20:54 PM »
I'm the department supervisor of the pets section at walmart.

I'm good.

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The Flood / Re: Which one of you British fuckers tried to swat me?
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:17:47 PM »
Jim told me he did it.
oh shit, harlow is here now?

how long has this been going on?
Quite a while actually, I'm every bit as upset as you are.

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The Flood / Re: Forgive me father, for I have sinned
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:15:31 PM »
I'm an Alpha-Plus.

Little shit like you belings in Epsilon, Delta at best.

11086
The Flood / Re: Some people must have been really board that day...
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:09:07 PM »
http://gtaforums.com/topic/490696-gtav-screenshot-fun/?p=1062474798
Here's the original post, somebody just airbrushed it and added your glasses, with a mouth flip and a slight nose job.

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The Flood / Re: "Do it when I roll, asshole"
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:08:27 PM »
Fuck him, you can't get kicked out.

Although, it would be unwise to anger Odin, god of Wisdom and king of Asgard.

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The Flood / Re: Some people must have been really board that day...
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:04:17 PM »
Grand theft auto

Yeah but I don't recall a fat chick in it. Which one? 1? 2? Vice City?
GTAV lern2google

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The Flood / Re: i want you to put your memes inside of me
« on: May 14, 2015, 12:31:44 PM »

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You lying sack of shit this thread wasn't locked I'm reporting you to the FBI

11091
The Flood / tfw hair is on point
« on: May 14, 2015, 12:17:34 PM »
but terrible at posing for photos  :'­(

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The Flood / Re: It's okay to be gay
« on: May 14, 2015, 12:08:06 PM »
homos are realll bad
I am not sure if you are mature to understand exactly what it is that you're saying. Do you even understand that someone cannot control who they are attracted to? Your stigma against homosexuals is what drives them to suicide, teens all around the country who just feel ashamed of who they are. You need to step the fuck down because you are literally the problem, which is hurting our culture! You want to discriminate against homosexuals? You are driving talented individuals away from your community. Not only do people work harder when they enjoy their work place, they won't want to live in a town and work where they have your discrimination laws. You are foolish to think that your discrimination is for the better good of anything. It helps literally nothing, just because you think buttsex or scissoring is icky.
Loaf you glorious bastard

11093
The Flood / Re: >posts OC
« on: May 14, 2015, 12:00:18 PM »
We don't take kindly to new mems around here.

Only the seasoned, longtime favourite memes will do.

11094
The Flood / Re: It's okay to be gay
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:13:05 AM »
You're right man, give me a brojob ironically?

11095
Sexy.

11096
The Flood / Re: oh fuck
« on: May 14, 2015, 05:23:04 AM »
Talking / screaming in your sleep happens. Maybe that's what happened here.

With that said - prepare your anus for the second coming of Christ.
Butt it's already so worn out from his first coming...

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The Flood / Re: Man Kills Imaginary Friend
« on: May 14, 2015, 04:20:26 AM »
#imaginarylivesmatter
Yeah, just like you social life.

11098
The Flood / Re: If Harriet Tubman is put on the $20 bill..
« on: May 14, 2015, 04:18:20 AM »
I'm not american.

I guess that means I'll just keep using my rainbow plastic fantastic money.

Doesn't get destroyed in the wash, BITCH.
Also the twenty septim coin and the twenty euro napkin.

btw, american money is linen and doesn't get destroyed in the wash.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Class and whoever else controls the wiki
« on: May 14, 2015, 02:31:23 AM »
Hundreds of spam bots (I'm serious, literally hundreds) started spamming pages that were complete nonsense so registration and page creation had to be shut down for a while. Cleaning the mess up took hours, and no one really got back to working on the wiki since then.
I blame noelle and comms in conjunction.

Website getting buttfucked is usually their fault.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Class and whoever else controls the wiki
« on: May 14, 2015, 02:28:58 AM »
You know the sep7agon wiki isn't really a wiki if other people can't make pages.
There was a problem with spammers. You have to be approved before you can start editing (and I know that sucks).

What's your account? I'll give you guys full editing rights.

Just so long as he doesn't touch my shit.

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