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10951
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:13:32 PM »
I thought of a new gamertag for you.
Better Call Sol.
doing it
10952
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:11:32 PM »
In order to prevent internet elegiacs creeps from stalking me, I have lied to you.
My name is not Michael Scott, like the office. (that would be cool as fuck tho)
My real name is Tiffany Fremont, and I have lady parts.
For the last few years, I have been posting pictures of a guy I met on kik wherever people ask for pictures of me.
I can't tell you his real name, because I don't think he'd be okay with you knitting his face and name.
Some time before the last anarchy he sent me a dick pic and I haven't talked to him since. (that's why I made a duck pic thread, lol)
AMA me anything.
10953
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:03:38 PM »
Downvoted.
10954
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:02:29 PM »
Or Tru's sister.
10955
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:02:07 PM »
To your sister.
10956
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:38:05 PM »
I can feel the inside of my mouth cringing.
10957
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:35:28 PM »
The headline reads:
BIGGEST FAGGOT IN TOWN, CHECKIT, LOL
Don't worry, unless you chill with senior cities nobody will find out.
10958
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:33:15 PM »
Where did you get this dank kush? How did you pick which ship would suit Vader? Bruce Willis was dead at the end! What did you do with your boypussy? What happened to your plan to convert Luke Skywalker? Spoiler Blew it. Spoiler Whenever you enter the word Luke into a Windows phone, it actually suggests Skywalker to be the next word, lol. Should I make some coffee? I seriously can't get enough of these, post any you think up!
10959
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:12:30 PM »
And there you have why I quit lolmart.
Go work at best buy, it's much better.
"oh, but we just have everybody a raise!"
Well,I was already making more than everyone else, you stupid cunts, so where's my raise?
10960
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:06:59 PM »
If you were accused of using the slippery slope, you could invite them to fall down it and fulfill their dreams.
10961
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:05:13 PM »
I genuinely enjoyed that
10962
« on: June 04, 2015, 11:59:21 AM »
Necrobump
10963
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:28:00 PM »
I wad it up, because wrapping is disgusting, and I also stand, anybody who reaches under themselves is disgusting.
If you use wet wipes, kill yourself.
10964
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:22:37 PM »
Bunch of pansies in armour.
Don't think for a second that those guys don't hit each other way fucking harder than any rugby player could stand. I don't think it would be physically possible to survive a game without some sort of padding with the way these guys move now. I'm no handegg fan, but the players are fucking steamrollers.
10965
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:20:18 PM »
American Football?
You mean Handegg.
10966
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:17:54 PM »
Try just Solonoid.
Taken :( plus I want to preserve part of the old one inb4 ifarted69
10967
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:11:15 PM »
MODS THIS IS NOT ABOUT GAMING.
THIS IS ABOUT THE USERNAME OF MY ONLINE PERSONA, AND IS AN ISSUE OF SOCIAL INTERACTION.
DO NOT MOVE THIS THREAD INTO GAMING, AS IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES. I've been Jx493 for a long time now, and I have a lot of friends that recognise me that way, but I also meet a lot of people online from The Flood who don't recognise me. I'm wondering what to change my GT to to remedy this. I have so far: Jx Sol Jx Solonoid Suggestions?
10968
« on: June 01, 2015, 11:56:04 AM »
-Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Cory in The House and Shrek, two of the most beautiful cinematic masterworks of the Anime golden age.
Miyamoto blames the rise of the Weebs on the Collapse, which occured when the Weebness attacked the Animutor, which brought about the golden age.
Other Miyamoto quotes:
I could tell you why anime was a mistake.
I don't even have time to explain anime is nothing but trash.
Ah, yes, Studio Ghibli, out there wavering between anime gold and weeaboo shit.
10969
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:49:25 AM »
I'm incapable of love.
I know that sounds really edgy, but I just lack the emotional capacity to love another person.
I have no idea why.
Do you mean romantically, or just in general? Can you still love your family and such?
I don't know why people use "edgy" to completely disregard someone's actual feelings, anyway. Sometimes that's really just how you are.
No, I think I just place a general lack of intimate value on people. I can't love my family, but there are members of my family who I respect and therefore value, but also members, such as my father and one of my siblings, who mean nothing to me.
10970
« on: June 01, 2015, 05:36:55 AM »
I'm incapable of love.
I know that sounds really edgy, but I just lack the emotional capacity to love another person.
I have no idea why.
10971
« on: May 29, 2015, 06:00:03 PM »
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This reminds me of my full colored text pepe. Very rare indeed.
10972
« on: May 28, 2015, 07:43:59 PM »
      And when they fail to split, it becomes "buff cancer" So you see everybody, dut to the lack of need for buff guys to deliver a load into a woman, Jive has evolved to not need a large penis. In fact, it will help to have a small one if he ever decides to start steroids, because then he won't be losing anythign. In essence, because they reproduce through mitosis instead of meiosis, it's kind of like Jive's entire body is his penis. So even though his phallus may be tiny, Jive's genitals are indeed massive.
10973
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:31:08 PM »
Liking a 'trap' is gay.
Liking the willy is gay.
Liking a boy is gay.
Simply not tru
10974
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:28:41 PM »
I feel the same way, OP.
I love cock so much.
The thought of takng my bro's dick up my ass ironically, just fills me with ecstasy, as he cums in me, and whispers in my ear through the brosweat, "no homo"
Traps are hot tho
10975
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:03:07 PM »
Nah, I prefer to go feet first on my way into hell.
10976
« on: May 28, 2015, 06:01:14 PM »
Am I still a beta now fgts that I managed to seduce an older woman to come over?
Yes you are. Accept it. You can't change destiny.
Bungie changes destiny all the time. Nerfed the fuck out of the Pocket Infinity.
10977
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:29:12 PM »
children may be able to understand sex itself, but they can't understand the risks involved
99% of adults still don't understand the risks involved
There are two. And quite frankly, if you're not fucking autistic, neither of them matter.
10978
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:26:56 PM »
ayy loaf
also I think jim reads that paper, goots.
Just look at the ads
10979
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:24:10 PM »
Eat me
You should have your own swamp. Okay.
You started with no layers, but I have watched them being applied to you for some time. Some of the layers that go up I like, some I do not.
10980
« on: May 28, 2015, 05:13:32 PM »
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?
You have a Martyful number of layers
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