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Messages - Solonoid

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10921
The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:44:12 PM »
I'd also like to point out that none of my claims have been quite as ridiculous as desty's

10922
The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:42:52 PM »
Class gets an STD and dies.

His land is up for grabs.

10923
The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:39:48 PM »
Mecha-Vampire Hitler overthrows the Kaiser, but nobody really likes him because TBlocks' country is full of filthy Jews, and he must reincarnate the Kaiser and step down.

Germany is now ruled by zombie Kaiser TBlocks.

10924
The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:35:29 PM »
Desty gains 100,000 angel troops as a gift from god for his faith in his men.

However, because he cannot train them, they all die of being incredibly autistic, and he now has to give them all viking funerals, which consumes resources, and weakens his country.

10925
The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:29:03 PM »
Floodan transcends time and space and becomes gm of real life.

10926
The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:28:05 PM »
I didn't give act of you permission to do that.

10927
The Flood / Re: Cheat, do i look like a pedophile?
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:25:58 PM »
I mean, for real, do we let slash pick the ads or something?


10928
The Flood / Cheat, do i look like a pedophile?
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:22:25 PM »

Absolutely disgusting.

10929
The Flood / Re: hey palpatine!
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:18:10 PM »
Ushan is the most clever of all of you.

10930
The Flood / Re: UN Game X
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:10:35 PM »
Floodan nukes all other countries after emerging from the center of the earth, and enslaved mankind with Vampire Nazi overlords.

10931
The Flood / Re: I found Elegiac
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:06:53 PM »
No

10932
The Flood / Re: How much hit points do you think you have?
« on: June 04, 2015, 02:58:34 PM »
It doesn't matter, because you can only deal 400 dps to me, and I heal at 600 dps.

/Jesus-kun

10933
The Flood / Re: Remember when DeeJ banned me from bnet for two years
« on: June 04, 2015, 02:55:28 PM »
Oh shit, cabin got nuked?
I wonder if they number my unmoderated forum...

10934
The Flood / Re: Remember when DeeJ banned me from bnet for two years
« on: June 04, 2015, 02:52:59 PM »
Remember the time some douchebags made a fake welcoming committee, and DeeJ made them all monitors?

Good times.

10935
The Flood / Re: I have a confession.
« on: June 04, 2015, 02:44:39 PM »
but i've played xbox with you

you sound like a guy

Ya but you're stoned all the time. Just a hallucantion is all.
This.

I also talk in a super deep vice on Xbox so guys don't hit on me.

Being a girl in online video games is terrible.

10936
The Flood / Re: I have a confession.
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:21:44 PM »
Oh, wow, fuck you. This whole time I though I was talking to some cute dude, not a rotten woman.
that's how I got him to give me his phone number.

Any cute guys want it?

Oh yeah, and I also wrote it in a bathroom stall, in case you for any calls.

10937
Gaming / END CONSOLE SEGREGATION
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:19:18 PM »
PC and Mac players get to play together, Android and iPhone gamers can coexist, would it be so hard to let us live between consoles?

Some of my best friends are autistic PS4 players, and I am hate that I would have to shove $400 to play with them.

Get with the fucking program console making dickwads.

10938
The Flood / Re: I have a confession.
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:13:32 PM »
I thought of a new gamertag for you.

Better Call Sol.
doing it

10939
The Flood / I have a confession.
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:11:32 PM »
In order to prevent internet elegiacs creeps from stalking me, I have lied to you.

My name is not Michael Scott, like the office. (that would be cool as fuck tho)

My real name is Tiffany Fremont, and I have lady parts.

For the last few years, I have been posting pictures of a guy I met on kik wherever people ask for pictures of me.

I can't tell you his real name, because I don't think he'd be okay with you knitting his face and name.

Some time before the last anarchy he sent me a dick pic and I haven't talked to him since. (that's why I made a duck pic thread, lol)

AMA me anything.

10940
Downvoted.

10941
The Flood / Re: How Do You Lose Your Virginity?
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:02:29 PM »
Or Tru's sister.

10942
The Flood / Re: How Do You Lose Your Virginity?
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:02:07 PM »
To your sister.

10943
The Flood / Re: Has Anyone Tried Using Nail Clippers On Their Teeth?
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:38:05 PM »
I can feel the inside of my mouth cringing.

10944
The Flood / Re: My town's local newspaper wants to interview me
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:35:28 PM »
The headline reads:

BIGGEST FAGGOT IN TOWN, CHECKIT, LOL

Don't worry, unless you chill with senior cities nobody will find out.

10945
The Flood / hey palpatine!
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:33:15 PM »
Where did you get this dank kush?
Spoiler
Grew it.
How did you pick which ship would suit Vader?
Spoiler
Flew it.
Bruce Willis was dead at the end!
Spoiler
Knew it.
What did you do with your boypussy?
Spoiler
Threw it.
What happened to your plan to convert Luke Skywalker?
Spoiler
Blew it.
Spoiler
Whenever you enter the word Luke into a Windows phone, it actually suggests Skywalker to be the next word, lol.
Should I make some coffee?
Spoiler
Brew it.
I seriously can't get enough of these, post any you think up!

10946
The Flood / Re: Walmart changed our raises.
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:12:30 PM »
And there you have why I quit lolmart.

Go work at best buy, it's much better.
"oh, but we just have everybody a raise!"

Well,I was already making more than everyone else, you stupid cunts, so where's my raise?

10947
The Flood / Re: What if somebody claimed to be "transabled"?
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:06:59 PM »
If you were accused of using the slippery slope, you could invite them to fall down it and fulfill their dreams.

10948
The Flood / Re: He just got Meme'd on!
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:05:13 PM »
I genuinely enjoyed that

10949
The Flood / Re: "Weebs Burn in Hell"
« on: June 04, 2015, 11:59:21 AM »
Necrobump

10950
The Flood / Re: what's your technique for wiping?
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:28:00 PM »
I wad it up, because wrapping is disgusting, and I also stand, anybody who reaches under themselves is disgusting.

If you use wet wipes, kill yourself.

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