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10801
« on: June 10, 2015, 06:19:02 AM »
Holy fuck you guys, stop being so British.
ikr
10802
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:06:20 AM »
They'll know there was a crisis, when the tea...just...stopped.
They may also think Cunt is a compliment.
Let's dedicate this thread to correcting some of the flawed ideas this site will give them about our time, so that after they've used it to assemble a grand picture of what life was like in the early 2000s, we can shatter it in one discovery. Then they will praise us for our foresight. And if they ever find anarchy, they will praise us for our foreskin.
10803
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:00:58 AM »
See that's what I thought but then I was like, oh yea other people live in Minnesota.
you... You haven't been a floodian for long. If you don't live in Florida, bongland, California, or Texas, you are alone.
10804
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:56:10 AM »
My one and only ban on B.net was by Foman, I believe. Some poor college student was asking for advice on how to pay for all his textbooks. I said something along the lines of that he could look for ebooks online and download them for free. Bam, banned for soliciting illegal activities.
See, here we have mod bias and nobody ever gets banned due hilarious reasons.
10805
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:53:36 AM »
Ugh... got some more cleaning up to do
i hate people who are so obviously not who they are
ikr
this post has special irony.
10806
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:52:03 AM »
In the distant future, they will actually mistake this drivel for important intellectual and scientific discussion of the day.
They'll be all like, this is amazing!
It's even bigger than the archives in old Acre!
They will learn a lot about physically inferior niggers and also how 99% ox all people are massive faggots.
10807
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:45:19 AM »
i guess that makes more sense
do admins even see the report feed, or is that just for mods
I see everything.
I see behind all the doors.
10808
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:41:45 AM »
Ah, chally really was best back there
10809
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:38:20 AM »
I think whatever code you is to determine where threads go is messing up, because every time I go to serious I see all of these threads that were made by like, one guy, and they all seem to be troll threads.
See the is contrary to the nature of the board. For some reason though, all of the other troll threads are kept where they belong, it's only this one guy's.
I think his username is also glitching out, because it should be Oldfag Sparkles, but it keeps changing to some pseudo intellectual bullshit.
Please help, thanks.
-yorkie
10810
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:28:31 AM »
How do u become guyto ban people?
ayy he's using the nameplate I made
10811
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:21:41 AM »
shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good
I'm going to name my son Jack.
Then he'll be Jack Daniels ^____^
Coolest kid ever
Spoiler and probably an alcoholic
Odds are he'll wind up hating his name and you.
He'll wind up a dysfunctional straight-edge. Now if you want an alcoholic for a child, name them after someone who they can't possibly measure up to and raise them with the expectation that they will.
Ah, yes. Little Adolf.
10812
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:20:54 AM »
Judiginf people.based on their choice of booze is shitty in and of itself
We're here to judge booze, not you. Although, you are wrong and people should be judged by what they drink.
10813
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:53:32 AM »
FIREBALL A SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIT
Thank you, i was trying to remember the name of it when i was making this thread.
10814
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:51:59 AM »
And also slash and Joel and Kiyo and Dustin and my mom too thanks
10815
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:41:04 AM »
shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good
Dude its maple syrup mixed with cough medicine.
10816
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:38:44 AM »
Have you ever taken a shit and it came out really quick, and then your butthole hurt?
10817
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:37:12 AM »
So there are a few drinks that I absolutely can't stand, obviously American piss beer, but also some liquors.
ITT, we are going to taking about which of these are the worst, so that others can avoid them.
If somebody sees something here they like, feel free to enlighten then as to an objectively better choice.
Jack Daniels Tennessee honey is shit, and so is Smirnoff marshmallow.
Anything with so much sugar it's syrupy is awful.
I'm also not a fan of sake cocktails, sake sound only be drunken straight.
10818
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:19:18 AM »
You know he's gonna do some shit tonight, would you really rather be on clean up than preemptive?
10819
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:16:40 AM »
what did you drink man?
I am gonna get so made fun of but its all I have
this goes hand in hand with my topic from earler but I all have is beer, budweiser...i have two 40s
lightweight. I've had twice that much tonight. I'm just a little happy.
10820
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:55:27 AM »
Post dick pics.
10821
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:54:19 AM »
It's a disgusting backwater grocery store where niggers shop.
The hell is a Kroger
Can you fucking read?
10822
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:48:25 AM »
Wut
I just want you to love me.
Did you call me a 14 year old girl in the OP or was that a metaphor?
That was a metaphor.
I'm not a lesbian.
I must be tired because I can't even follow this conversation...
There's nothing to follow. Spoiler Except your heart.
10823
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:47:05 AM »
where's the option to vote for memes
I don't know how anyone can say my memes aren't dank.
10824
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:45:24 AM »
Wut
I just want you to love me.
Did you call me a 14 year old girl in the OP or was that a metaphor?
That was a metaphor. I'm not a lesbian.
10825
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:42:10 AM »
Wut
I just want you to love me.
10826
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:40:06 AM »
If by finale you mean people will stop talking about that shit, then yes.
10827
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:36:26 AM »
Who remembers the last five he left forever?
10828
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:34:32 AM »
We will never know who will win this final duel.
10829
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:29:26 AM »
Dude, yeah, imagine a girl that you can drive to to on the side of the road, and she'll get in your car and have sex with you for money.
10830
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:27:28 AM »
Honestly, cheats a pretty cute guy.
I think I might let him pound me punishingly and unbendingly.
I'm not saying that I like Jews, but a 14 year old girl is a 14 year old girl, naw I'm sayin?
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