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The Flood / I felt like making a thread.
« on: June 11, 2015, 05:46:25 PM »
Don't post in this thread, it's my thread, that I made for me.

Remember secret hideouts from Pokemon Gen III?

It's kind of like that, only it's a thread on an internet forum that was a mistake and is nothing but trash.

So don't post here, and if you do certainly don't post any dank memes.

I'd you do, I'll probably kill myself.

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The Flood / Re: Casper quick i need your nudes!
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:55:17 PM »
I'll take some of those, too.
yeah, to uh...

Stimulate the economy...

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The Flood / Re: Morty Thread
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:53:52 PM »
Kill yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Marty Thread
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:52:03 PM »
Burusheetu

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The Flood / Re: why is this place so dead
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:50:32 PM »

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Yeah, it's usually because of a fast metabolism.  But it'll slow down and hit them like a brick wall.  And then they won't be attractive anymore because they'll be fat.  And no, it's none of that "it's what's on the inside that counts" shit.  That's what an unattractive person would say.
Lol mad cuz i eat fast food ALMOST everyday
you're also an obese Mexican

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The Flood / Re: Casper quick i need your nudes!
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:45:29 PM »
Only Oss gets them.
no
Oss, will you let Casper give me nudes?

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I can't gain weight, no matter how sick my gains are.

For every pound of muscle I gain, I lose a pound and a half of fat or water weight, mostly water weight tbh, because my diet consists of much more fiber and this are moving through my system faster now.

Please help.

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The Flood / Re: EXPLOSION IMMINENT
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:21:17 PM »
Too bad flees power it's suspended for going to deej.net

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The Flood / Re: Petition to remove Flee as mod for going back to bnet
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:18:50 PM »
Replace him with tru.

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The Flood / on the mantle of my years, my heart alights.
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:15:49 PM »
And upon this mantle my heart, adorned all in silver, beats out veins of gold across my burning soul, rippling across the fervence of my dreams, now few and far between as the rings of my life stretch outward from the core, once alive and still making it's way out, now fine and polished above my eternal flame.

I traded my livelihood for my passion, and never even got a kiss from tru.

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The Flood / Re: I'd like to report a glitch I've noticed
« on: June 10, 2015, 11:36:48 AM »
I also would like to report a glitch

Tru is not mod
HAHA I TOO AM ALSO IN AGREEMENT

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Gaming / Re: END CONSOLE SEGREGATION
« on: June 10, 2015, 10:44:42 AM »
Can your PC play borderlands local co-op (meaning one system, one copy of the game)
Yes!
not without going to ridiculous lengths and  downloading multiple 3rd party programs some of which costs money

The game doesn't have split screen support from te developers. My point is still made.
All of your arguments seem to just say that developers are lazy on PC.

Which is why there needs to not be a single console, just console fluidity, and the reason consoles need to be able to compete with PCs, which they cannot right now, proved by how lazy developers are on PC.

Lack of competition breeds laziness.
what?

consoles can't compete with pc because devs are lazy when it comes to pc?
No, consoles can't compete with PC and therefore devs can afford to be lazy.
No split screen = lazy?
If they sell the game on console with split screen, but couldn't be bothered to add it on pc, yes, that is lazy.
Maybe the reason why is simply because PC's would have trouble with it unlike consoles. If you're a laptop gamer it's going to be hard doing split screen on a small screen. It would be the same problem for PC gamers unless they have a large enough screen. Your average PC screen size is what, around 20 inches? Doing split screen on that would be a pin in the ass. So no, PC not having split screen is not out of the developers being lazy. It's simply them being smart enough to know that developing it would be pointless when few people would be able to do it.
So what you're saying is you'd be happier not having the option and never having to try to make it work than you would being able to just plug your computer into a televison?

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The Flood / Attention all of you self aware faggots
« on: June 10, 2015, 10:04:15 AM »
How does it feel knowing that you are mentally inferior to me?

I am aware that I'm aware, and I'm aware of that too.
I exist on a level of awareness that you could not possilbly hope to understand, because I've been enlightened as to the meaning of existence by pondering this existentiality and applying it to the fundamentals of the universe itself, I think that if had had to put a single word onto the level of awareness I have acheived it would be this:

DANK

But it's lonely out here in the dankness, and I'm so aware of myself that I can't even begin to be aware of those around me. I'm not sure if this is because I'm so aware of myself or just because I truly am alone on this existential and shapeless plane known as dank.

Please, reach out to me in the traditional metaphysical telecerebric way that we would communicate across dankness.

If I really am alone, I will reveal here the secret of becoming aware of the dankness.
Meditate on memes at a spectral frequency of 420 while channeling through your body the invisible forces of mlg.

You will feel your body receed, until it represents that of a twelve year olds, and then suddenly snap forward and become the etheral state of a quickscope.

This is how you know you've broken the barrier between your level of awareness and the level of awareness where you can comprehend the dankth dimension.

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The Flood / Re: I imagine one day someone will find Cheats server.
« on: June 10, 2015, 08:48:10 AM »
We should get Kit to post foot pics so that they think foot fetishes were ultra common, or something.
Right, that's the only reason you want that.

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The Flood / Casper quick i need your nudes!
« on: June 10, 2015, 07:07:31 AM »
I went to b.net and told them I was a girl and now they want nudes, but I have a medical condition known as bashful vagina, so I need yours.

Spoiler
Really tho, I'd been sending one kid a set I find on /b/ once piece at a time, and he's going nuts.

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The Flood / Re: Why the fuck are you awake
« on: June 10, 2015, 06:19:02 AM »
Holy fuck you guys, stop being so British.
ikr

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The Flood / Re: I imagine one day someone will find Cheats server.
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:06:20 AM »
They'll know there was a crisis, when the tea...just...stopped.

They may also think Cunt is a compliment.
Let's dedicate this thread to correcting some of the flawed ideas this site will give them about our time, so that after they've used it to assemble a grand picture of what life was like in the early 2000s, we can shatter it in one discovery.

Then they will praise us for our foresight.

And if they ever find anarchy, they will praise us for our foreskin.

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The Flood / Re: Would you hire me to mow your lawn?
« on: June 10, 2015, 05:00:58 AM »
See that's what I thought but then I was like, oh yea other people live in Minnesota.
you...

You haven't been a floodian for long.

If you don't live in Florida, bongland, California, or Texas, you are alone.

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The Flood / Re: Foman is back.
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:56:10 AM »
My one and only ban on B.net was by Foman, I believe. Some poor college student was asking for advice on how to pay for all his textbooks. I said something along the lines of that he could look for ebooks online and download them for free. Bam, banned for soliciting illegal activities.
See, here we have mod bias and nobody ever gets banned due hilarious reasons.

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The Flood / Re: So I got on B.net again
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:53:36 AM »
Ugh... got some more cleaning up to do
i hate people who are so obviously not who they are

ikr
this post has special irony.

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The Flood / I imagine one day someone will find Cheats server.
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:52:03 AM »
In the distant future, they will actually mistake this drivel for important intellectual and scientific discussion of the day.

They'll be all like, this is amazing!

It's even bigger than the archives in old Acre!

They will learn a lot about physically inferior niggers and also how 99% ox all people are massive faggots.

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Septagon / Re: Slight bug
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:45:19 AM »
i guess that makes more sense

do admins even see the report feed, or is that just for mods
I see everything.
I see behind all the doors.

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The Flood / Re: So I got on B.net again
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:41:45 AM »
Ah, chally really was best back there

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The Flood / I'd like to report a glitch I've noticed
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:38:20 AM »
I think whatever code you is to determine where threads go is messing up, because every time I go to serious I see all of these threads that were made by like, one guy, and they all seem to be troll threads.

See the is contrary to the nature of the board. For some reason though, all of the other troll threads are kept where they belong, it's only this one guy's.

I think his username is also glitching out, because it should be Oldfag Sparkles, but it keeps changing to some pseudo intellectual bullshit.

Please help, thanks.
-yorkie

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The Flood / Re: Foman is back.
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:28:31 AM »
How do u become guyto ban people?
ayy he's using the nameplate I made

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The Flood / Re: Shitty Alcohol Thread
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:21:41 AM »
shut the fuck up you fucking phaggot holy fuck are you stupid or what i literally think you have something wrong with your brain jack daniels tenessee honey is really good

I'm going to name my son Jack.

Then he'll be Jack Daniels ^____^

Coolest kid ever
Spoiler
and probably an alcoholic

Odds are he'll wind up hating his name and you.

He'll wind up a dysfunctional straight-edge. Now if you want an alcoholic for a child, name them after someone who they can't possibly measure up to and raise them with the expectation that they will.
Ah, yes.

Little Adolf.

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The Flood / Re: Shitty Alcohol Thread
« on: June 10, 2015, 02:20:54 AM »
Judiginf people.based on their choice of booze is shitty in and of itself
We're here to judge booze, not you.

Although, you are wrong and people should be judged by what they drink.

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The Flood / Re: Shitty Alcohol Thread
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:53:32 AM »
FIREBALL A SHIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIT
Thank you, i was trying to remember the name of it when i was making this thread.

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