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The Flood / Re: you've been visited by the good sleep chihuahua
« on: June 15, 2015, 02:13:12 AM »
teep pight supper

10712
The Flood / Re: Interesting history facts
« on: June 15, 2015, 02:02:10 AM »
Spoiler


This man here, is Léo Major.

He was a French-Canadian soldier during WWII. He's one of five Canadians to be awarded Distinguished Conduct Medal during WWII. He was the only Canadian and one of only three other soldiers in the British Commonwealth to ever win the Distinguished Conduct Medal twice in separate wars.

Leo Major is famous for several reasons.

D-Day Landing, first day on the job

During a reconnaissance mission on D-Day, Major captured a German armoured vehicle (a Hanomag) by himself. The vehicle contained German communication equipment and secret German Army codes.

Days later, during his first encounter with an SS patrol, he killed four soldiers; however, one of them managed to ignite a phosphorus grenade. After the resulting explosion, Major lost one eye but he continued to fight.

He continued his service as a scout and a sniper by insisting that he needed only one eye to sight his weapon. According to him, he "looked like a pirate".

Battle of the Scheldt

Major single-handedly captured 93 German soldiers during The Battle of the Scheldt in Zeeland in the southern Netherlands. During a reconnaissance, whilst alone, he spotted two German soldiers walking along a dike. He captured the first German and attempted to use him as bait so he could capture the other. The second attempted to use his gun, but Major quickly killed him. He went on to capture their commanding officer and forced him to surrender.

The German garrison surrendered themselves after three more were shot dead by Major. In a nearby village, SS troops who witnessed German soldiers being escorted by a Canadian soldier shot at their own soldiers, injuring a few and killing seven. Major disregarded the enemy fire and kept escorting his prisoners to the Canadian front line. Major then ordered a passing Canadian tank to fire on the SS troops.

He marched back to camp with nearly a hundred prisoners. Thus, he was chosen to receive a DCM. He declined the invitation to be decorated, however, because according to him General Montgomery (who was giving the award) was "incompetent" and in no position to be giving out medals.

Decommissioned

In February 1945, Major was helping a padre load corpses from a destroyed Tiger tank into a Bren Carrier. After they finished loading the bodies, the padre and the driver seated themselves in the front whilst Major jumped on the back of the vehicle. The carrier soon struck a land mine.

Major claims to have remembered a loud blast followed by his body being thrown into the air and smashing down hard as he landed on his back. He lost consciousness and awoke to two concerned medical officers trying to assess his condition. He simply asked if the padre was okay. They did not answer, but loaded him onto a truck so he could be transported to a field hospital 30 miles (48 km) away, stopping every 15 minutes to inject morphine to relieve the pain in his back.

A doctor at the field hospital informed him that he had broken his back in three places, four ribs, and both ankles. Again they told Major that the war was over for him. A week went by and Major had the opportunity to flee. He managed to get a ride from a passing jeep that drove him to Nijmegen, a town where he had previously met a family. He stayed with that family for close to a month. He went back to his unit in March 1945.

Battle of Zwolle

In the beginning of April, the Régiment de la Chaudière were approaching the city of Zwolle, which presented strong German resistance. The Commanding Officer asked for two volunteers to reconnoitre the German force before the artillery began firing at the city. Private Major and his friend Corporal Willie Arseneault stepped forward to accept the task. In order to keep the city intact, the pair decided to try to capture Zwolle alone, though they were only supposed to reconnoitre the German numbers and attempt contact with the Dutch Resistance.

Around midnight Arseneault was killed by German fire after accidentally giving away the team's position. Enraged, Major killed two of the Germans, but the rest of the group fled in a vehicle. He decided to continue his mission alone. He entered Zwolle near Sassenport and came upon a staff car. He ambushed and captured the German driver, and then led him to a bar where an officer was taking a drink. Inside he found that they could both speak French (the officer was from Alsace), and Major told him that at 6:00 am Canadian artillery would begin firing at the city, causing numerous casualties among both the German troops and the civilians. As a sign of good faith, he gave the German his gun back.

Major then proceeded to run throughout the city firing his machine gun, throwing grenades and making so much noise that he fooled the Germans into thinking that the Canadian Army was storming the city in earnest. As he was doing this, he would attack and capture German troops. About 10 times during the night he captured groups of 8 to 10 German soldiers, escorted them out of the city and gave them to the French-Canadian troops that were waiting in the vicinity.

After transferring his prisoners to the troops, he would return to Zwolle to continue his assault. He eventually located the Gestapo HQ and set the building on fire. Later stumbling upon the SS HQ, he got into a quick but deadly fight with eight ranking Nazi officers: four were killed, and the other half fled. He noticed that two of the SS he just killed were disguised as resistance members. The Zwolle resistance had been (or were going to be) infiltrated by the Nazis.

By 4:30 am, the exhausted Major found out that the Germans had retreated. Zwolle had been liberated, and the Resistance contacted. Walking in the street he met four members of the Dutch Resistance. He informed them that the city was now free of Germans.

Korean War

Léo Major fought in the Korean War, where he was awarded a bar to his Distinguished Conduct Medal for capturing and holding a key hill.

This position was being controlled by the Third US Infantry Division (around 10,000 men) when the 64th Chinese Army (around 40,000 men) lowered a decisive artillery barrage. Over the course of two days, the Americans were pushed back by elements of the Chinese 190th and 191st Divisions.

They tried to recapture the hill, but without any success, and the Chinese had moved to the nearby hill, practically surrounding the US forces. In order to relieve pressure, LCol J.A. Dextraze, Commanding Officer of the 2nd Battalion Royal 22nd Regiment, brought up an elite scout and sniper team led by Léo Major. Wielding Stenguns, Major and his 18 men silently crept up the hill. At a signal, Major's men opened fire, panicking the Chinese who were trying to understand why the firing was coming from the center of their troops instead of from the outside. By 12:45 am they had retaken the hill.

However, an hour later two Chinese divisions (the 190th and the 191st, totaling around 14,000 men) counter-attacked. Major was ordered to retreat, but refused and found scant cover for his men. There he held the enemy off throughout the night, though they were so close to him that Major's own mortar shells were practically raining down on him.

For three days his men held off multiple Chinese counter-assaults until reinforcements arrived. For his actions, Major was awarded the bar to the Distinguished Conduct Medal.

Thus concludes this interesting history fact.

Don't fuck with canucks.
Yes yes and he was blind in one eye we all know who he is.

10713
I remember the pizza man, and it's a good memory.

10714
The Flood / Re: RIP
« on: June 15, 2015, 01:29:40 AM »
The show was terrible and I'm glad it's finaly gone.
It's not over, though...
I thought this was the last season?

10715
The Flood / Re: RIP
« on: June 15, 2015, 01:15:38 AM »
The show was terrible and I'm glad it's finaly gone.

10716
The Flood / Re: Interesting history facts
« on: June 15, 2015, 12:58:56 AM »
No.

There is nothing greater than the death of 6 million Jews.

10717
The Flood / Re: What do you consider your social flaw?
« on: June 15, 2015, 12:46:41 AM »
Making dumb decisions is part of growing up, being afraid to talk because you're either going to mess up/forget half your vocabulary at any given moment or accidentally interrupt someone multiple times isn't.
Would you say your problem is rooted more in how people will perceive you as a result of these gaucheries, or is it something else entirely? Because I would certainly hope that it's a part of growing up, because I'm in the same boat as you, but my problem is mostly about the former. If I do something stupid, I start convincing myself that everyone hates me now, and is going to start treating me differently based on those little social fuck-ups.

In reality, no one cares, because everyone makes social fuck-ups, and there's not enough time to be concerned about other people's awkwardness. I find that thought a little comforting, personally, and I feel like when I fully grasp that concept--the idea that everyone else is living out their own complex lives, too--I think that's a sign of maturation, or growing up. Because it makes your problems seem smaller and that much less significant.

I can't speak for you, of course, but I mean... I don't know, I just hope you find some way to make it better.
I have actually always struggled with this concept, and my understanding of life is only perforated by brief moments when I can comprehend that others are cogniscently similar to me.

For the most part I consider the minds of others to operate differently, almost as though they were npcs and I'm the player.

Of course the natural response is to blame video games, but I have been dealing with these ideas since I was maybe four or five, before I ever started playing games, and I think it's odd that it makes such a fitting comparison.

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God this thread is cancerous.

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The Flood / Re: What do you consider your social flaw?
« on: June 14, 2015, 11:33:39 PM »
I have an intense fear of rejection that deters me from doing a wide variety of things.
That's actually very surprising, given your 0fucks attitude online.

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The Flood / What do you consider your social flaw?
« on: June 14, 2015, 11:28:12 PM »
I have difficulty reading other people.
T4R

10721
The Flood / How come they sell inglorious in gallons?
« on: June 14, 2015, 11:25:30 PM »

But rufio by the litre?

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The Flood / Re: How Come They Sell Milk In Gallons
« on: June 14, 2015, 11:17:27 PM »
America really needs to learn the metric system
We know the metric system.
We just refuse to use it.

How could anyone not knw it?
It's so fucking simple.

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The Flood / Re: How Come They Sell Milk In Gallons
« on: June 14, 2015, 10:55:24 PM »
You've never seen a liter of milk? Do you live in a cave?

Yeah well where are the gallons of soda?
You've clearly never been to McDonalds

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The Flood / Re: How have you changed since joining this community?
« on: June 14, 2015, 09:47:18 PM »
Grown up.


Leave this place, then you'll be grown up.
>tfw tru will never know what a serious career minded individual you are because he's too madly in love with your dank ass memes

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The Flood / Re: Never 4get
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:37:06 PM »
nice photoshop
>implying deej doesn't actually tell people this shit

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The Flood / Re: How have you changed since joining this community?
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:27:50 PM »
RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spoiler
This is not the place for that.
Spoiler

RUFIO
RUFIO
RUFIO
RUFIO


I'm serious get out of here with that shit.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: How have you changed since joining this community?
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:18:22 PM »
RUFIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spoiler
This is not the place for that.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Never 4get
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:15:08 PM »
underrated thread

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The Flood / Re: To those who draw here
« on: June 14, 2015, 08:07:39 PM »
um.. Draw what you see, not what you think you see.
#tweetsbyjaden

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The Flood / Re: How have you changed since joining this community?
« on: June 14, 2015, 07:52:45 PM »
I used tosend people nudes.
What happened?

10731
The Flood / Re: Are Foo Fighters any good
« on: June 14, 2015, 07:47:17 PM »
they have a few good songs but overall they're pretty meh

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The Flood / How have you changed since joining this community?
« on: June 14, 2015, 07:45:26 PM »
Five years ago I was a socially inept fuckwad with no friends, I had no idea how to talk to people, and I spent all of my time alone.

Honestly though, I was smarter, kinder, perhaps a little more sheltered, but I think I was a more decent person.
I was a Christian, and I was disgusted by homosexuals and transgender people.

Decency is overrated though.
It's my time here I've outgrown a lot of naivete, and idealism.

I wouldn't say I've learned anything, but I've definitely grown up, and I would attribute some of it to my time here.
Now I can make friends anywhere, and I've found a voice to the public.

There's still a shy, idyllic guy in here somewhere, but I wouldn't trade my experience here for the world.

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The Flood / Re: I ordered dominos, and the delivery guy said to me...
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:42:04 PM »
umm

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The Flood / Re: Fuck you mods that was a good thread by Lemon
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:22:24 PM »
How can it be good?
There were no anime gifs in it.

10735
The Flood / Re: um chet?
« on: June 14, 2015, 06:19:03 PM »
And after he said it would never happen.

10736
The Flood / Re: Getting Another Tattoo. Pls help.
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:45:43 PM »
2 yo

10737
The Flood / Never 4get
« on: June 14, 2015, 04:32:35 PM »

10738
How many STDs do you have?

10739
The Flood / Re: I want to ESO
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:51:28 PM »
Not everything has to be a fucking acronym

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The Flood / Re: Your username.
« on: June 14, 2015, 03:18:56 PM »
I thinkit fits quite well.

I'm good at naming starships.

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