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The Flood / Re: I just had the most Weeb-ass dream of all time
« on: June 25, 2015, 05:07:32 AM »
So there were two anime related things in this dream, multiple gaming related things and it's the most "anime" dream ever.
Alright.
Weeb dream, Byrne.
Everybody knows weebs love Smash, and shit like someone's waifu turning your basement into a fast food restaurant happens all the time in anime.


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The Flood / Re: UN Game: Elder Scrolls Edition.
« on: June 25, 2015, 05:01:18 AM »
Dibs on akiviri.

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The Flood / Re: I just had the most Weeb-ass dream of all time
« on: June 25, 2015, 04:56:29 AM »
I wasn't in this dream.
I might have seen a portrait of your avatar in the mayors office (for some reason it was filled with portraits of furries and DeeJ)
Calling me a furry is like calling Obama black.
He didn't have a father.

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The Flood / Re: tfw door is a meme
« on: June 25, 2015, 04:50:49 AM »
Door was a meme back when memes were autism.

Now that we have refined memes into a dankened state, door has been left behind.

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The Flood / Re: I need to speak to achronos
« on: June 25, 2015, 03:08:11 AM »
I talk to him every year in July 15th.
If you can wait until then I'd be happy to tell him something.

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Gaming / Re: Free Halo 3 Wallpaper for you guys.
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:41:55 PM »
nah im good tbh

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The Flood / Re: Where did you drink in high school
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:28:15 PM »
Just don't touch fireball that shit is nasty and will never become tolerable.

But there's always that one girl who decides to bring it to the party anyway.
Its a guy for me, he fucking loves the shit and won't stop bringing it. I have to chase it with orange juice after a couple of shots.

Would he happen to be homosexual?
We wonder this from time to time, he's got a girlfriend but he always says the weirdest things about guys...My money is on him being at least bi

He's totes homo. The "girlfriend" is just a tool for him to deflect accusations of being gay and any hazing that might occur because of it. Once he's done with school he's going to skip town and go gay bar surfing in search of his true soul mate.
This.

The queermos are always the ones who bring fireball to our parties.

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The Flood / Re: Where did you drink in high school
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:21:16 PM »
Just don't touch fireball that shit is nasty and will never become tolerable.

But there's always that one girl who decides to bring it to the party anyway.
I can't believe they even still make fireball, that shit is nasty.

It doesn't mix well, and it's awful straight.

OT: I drank a lot of places.
Football games, public parks, in my house, waking down the street, on the local golf course, at someone else's house...

I was the king of shots in high school, and my friends knew that if they came over it would be straight vodka before we did anything else, even if we were just having to watch TV.

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Gaming / Re: Xbox One Aldmeri Dominion?
« on: June 24, 2015, 06:40:14 PM »
Anyone playing? Just curious.

I wanted to possibly make a guild for Sep7agon if enough of you guys play regularly on Xbox One.
Ebonheart Pact >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aldmeri Dominion

At least the Dominion stays while your Pact crumbles by Oblivion :)
The Dominion crumbled as well. The one in ESO is The First Aldmeri Dominion while the one in Skyrim is The Second Aldmeri Dominion.
lolno, the one in skyrim is the third fucking dominion

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The Flood / Re: should Door kill himself?
« on: June 24, 2015, 08:18:04 AM »
I'm sure that at since point in the it was remotely fun.

mother of auto correct

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Gaming / Re: Bungie just commited suicide.
« on: June 24, 2015, 08:13:45 AM »
Fun fact: Bungie's Chicago Studio was above a crack house and doubled as a drug den.

There is a story about it, that I would like to tell you.

One day, Alex Seropian was working on a college project that he called Operation Desert Storm. It was a neat little video game that he hoped to sell, but he was unsure of his he should do it.

A man stumbles in, high of his ass and literally autistic on crack, ave behind babbling incoherently about "Guarding  travel" or something.

He meanders into the corner, where an aback Seropian I'd wondering why the crazies can never ever into the apartment next door.

The stranger drops his pants to his ankles, and grasps the nearest piece of paper. He shoves it into his asshole and begins examining it to see how much blood was there from taking the drug dealer downstairs' dick all day.

We'll just call him, Activision.

"Hey!", cried Seropian.
"That's my business model, you can't write your ass with tha-"

He stopped short.
"Actually, this is genius! Who are you?"
"Name's Jason Jones, you got any crack?"

"If you keep using yours to give customers the next big thing in public relations, tbh then you can have all the crack you want."


And Bungie was formed.

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Gaming / Re: Bungie just commited suicide.
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:52:08 AM »
I'd just like to point out that they delayed the launch a full year to work on this stuff, and then it took them a full year to decide to let you play it.

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Gaming / Re: Just Finished Half Life
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:44:33 AM »
you're like 20 years late
To be fair I got it in 1998, and just it in a box until 2013, when I installed it on my computer to see wat all the a half life 3 fuss was about, then didn't play it fort the first time until after I finished HL2 last year.

I also bought shadow of mordor last Christmas and have played it for like one hour or some shit.

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The Flood / Re: should Door kill himself?
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:37:41 AM »
At this point, yeah.

gg, door.
I'm sure that at some point in time it was remotely fun.

Maybe.

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The Flood / Re: >he's less than or more than 18 years old
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:36:14 AM »
Dude you're so fucking autistic it hurts.

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Gaming / Re: Low sensitivity or high sensitivity?
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:19:36 AM »
Generally low to medium in first person, but very high in third person.

Although, I've been playing most third person titles with a 🎮 lately.

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Gaming / Re: What mods should I get for Fallout 3?
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:13:32 AM »
You sound start by uninstalling the game.

Really though, fussy thing you want to do is update your character skeleton, and download she kick ass animation overhauls.

There's a lot you can do once skeletons have been upgraded.

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The Flood / Re: Greetings sep7agon from b.net
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:06:07 AM »
If you're familiar with how old Bnet was, you should have no trouble finding your way around this place.

B.old never had like buttons though..... <_<

Or notifications. >_>
I have notifications turned off.
I just check threads when they have new replies.

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Gaming / Just Finished Half Life
« on: June 24, 2015, 07:01:14 AM »
I think it was better than the second one, but also radically different ass far as theme goes.

It actually leaves you with a lot more questions than even HL2, which is quite the statement.

And not surprisingly, none of those questions were answered in the sequel.

gg, valve.

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There will be plenty unsold in the US if you want somebody to pick an F4 Pipboy Edition Up and mail it to you.

OT: I got my Reach Legendary Edition for $80 at Best Buy.

No way in hell I'm paying $250 fort that garbage package, especially considering Reach had a lot more.

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Gaming / Re: New Fire Emblem Has Same Sex Marriage
« on: June 24, 2015, 06:40:50 AM »
Okay, the whole special combat reading thing is bullshit.

I'd better be able to use my straight baby as a mace that has a shit ton of damage or something.

Oh wait I ahead play as a girl in rpgs anyway.
Lesbian Combat Stats!

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The Flood / Re: Nomeansno is objectively the best punk band
« on: June 24, 2015, 05:50:38 AM »
That's a funny way to say Alkaline Trio
I think it's the nigger spelling.

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The Flood / Re: Warning: This is a brag post
« on: June 24, 2015, 05:37:48 AM »
Them huge pecs dough
>pecs are literally his last defined feature.

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The Flood / Describe a TV show, movie, anime, book, or video game...
« on: June 24, 2015, 05:35:22 AM »
In exactly five words.

Hardmode: It must be a coherent sentence.

Easymode: Indicate which of these mediums it is.

Midday is time for scotch.
Television.

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The Flood / Re: Warning: This is a brag post
« on: June 24, 2015, 12:38:31 AM »
What am I supposed to be jealous of here?
nothing, this is a release for me
Why do you need a release?
You masturbate 4 times a day.

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For those of you who aren't in California, please note that the University of California schools are not the only universities in California - there's only 10 UC schools. The rest are either California State schools or private schools.

edit: oh, this is some rightwingnut blog. meh.
That changes anything how?
Also, how does the political viewpoint of the author change the facts in the article?
Alternatively you could read the rest of the thread to where I explained that already.
I did.

So how does someone's opinion discredit facts that they state?
You seem to have not touched on that.
My point was that maybe use something a little more objective to build a topic around, rather that "lol silly liberals are at it again" if you want to spur actual discussion.
And that affects my point how?

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The Flood / Re: THESE HICK BASTARDS BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP
« on: June 24, 2015, 12:31:45 AM »
CANADA HERE I COME
Nigga theres more rednecks in canada than alabama

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The Flood / hay gais cheq muh fizzeek
« on: June 24, 2015, 12:28:21 AM »


No face pics tho

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The Flood / Re: This song reminds me of Challenger
« on: June 24, 2015, 12:22:38 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Warning: This is a brag post
« on: June 24, 2015, 12:21:04 AM »
Too much of a bitch to post your face tho cuz you ugly as shit.
Bet all them niggas is starin cuz they wonderin the fuck you put yo face in a meat grinder fo.

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