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10171
« on: June 28, 2015, 03:47:30 AM »
Memes are by definition, not dank.
However, it is possible to wrap a meme in a layer of dankness.
The more layers of dankness a meme has, the danker it is.
I guess what I'm saying is, dank memes are like onions.
They have layers.
10172
« on: June 28, 2015, 03:42:39 AM »
Are you kidding me? Whiterun guards know how to combat a dragon. You can kill one by shooting enough arrows at it, if you're persistent enough. Now think how much damage an organized army can do.
Important ranking officers in the Imperial City Thalmor army are sent into the White-Gold Tower for protection. The other 6,378 justiciars are sent outside to deal with the dragon threat, shooting Fire Storm, Lightning, and Blizzard spells at any lizard threats.
At the beginning of Skyrim they couldn't do shit to even the weakest one.
They only became effective at it later because they started training specifically to take them down.
But no, the dragons won't be able to kill all of your men.The Akaviri army holds position outside of the danger zone. One enemy will fall, in time.
10174
« on: June 28, 2015, 01:26:37 AM »
Reman arrives outside the Imperial city and shouts his list of names to the skies, then orders a full scale retreat.
I really hope your men know how to fight dragons, because the last time I checked, shadow blades were the only force who knew how to combat them
10175
« on: June 28, 2015, 01:04:13 AM »
900 Shadow Blades are sent to aid the battle.
Akaviri soldier use grorious nipoon steeru (go home filthy gaijin) and magicka sapping abilities to ward off the offensive.
Reman rides faster, he is halfway there.
10176
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:55:38 AM »
Greybeards are able to provide him.
100 names in total taught to Jurgen Windcaller by his master. The Emperor departs for Cyrodiil immediately.
5,000 Breton scholars begin battle training.
The soldiers in Cyrodiil lay a passive siege to the city, letting nobody in or out.
10177
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:34:36 AM »
Reman Cyrodiil receives the amulet of kings, but does not put it on.
He takes an expidition to High Hrothgar to ask for a list.
A list of names.
Seeing relative success with the first few models, akavir sends 1000 more steelworkers to markarth, effectively doubling production time.
10178
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:28:37 AM »
9,000 men arrive at the imperial city and politely ask for the elves to leave.
The ships arrive home with the tsaesci about a fifth ready for combat, none are really prepared yet though.
Scholars in markarth begin copying centurion designs with steel.
500 of these are to be built by page 9.
10179
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:06:55 AM »
The tsaesci begin their training while still on the ships to save time.
10180
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:01:59 AM »
The shadow blades arrive at the tomb of Tiber Septim and find it empty.
The tomb is ransacked anyway, and the treasures, along with the amulet, are sent north to high rock.
10181
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:00:36 AM »
Akavir sends 9,000 men into Cyrodiil from the reach's border.
The Dragonborn Eperor is the only one with the divine right to that throne.
10182
« on: June 27, 2015, 11:47:37 PM »
The boats return home with Tsaesci men onboard.
40,000 Tsaesci soldiers, who need to be trained in Akaviri combat techniques. Refugees of Akavir are sent back to their original homes in the boats they arrived in.
Tsaesci training: 1%
10183
« on: June 27, 2015, 11:41:41 PM »
The Tsaesci King cedes power to the dragonborn, and returns control of Akavir to the Akaviri.
500 shadow blades are sent to recover the amulet of kings.
10184
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:46:08 AM »
I like having hair on top of my head while shaving the sides.
But not like a mackelmore, I fade that shit nicely.
My brother's barely 19 and already has the top of his head bald like an old man.
A friend of mine shaved his head to look like Lenny from Of Mice and Men for a play when he was 16.
His hair hasn't regrown since.
dude that's brvtal.
10185
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:34:49 AM »
Alright well here it goes. Ain't showing my face doe. I know how yall be.
Wait what happened to it? Damn now I'll have to troubleshoot.
holy shit you're really oddly proportioned
you're like an upside down triangle
Yeah I didn't notice at first but it looks like he has really weak thighs.
My thighs are covered. Plus a small waste and wide shoulders are the ideal aesthetic proportions. I'm like a sculpture.
No man, I have a small waist and wide shoulders, your legs just thin out really spindly. I'm not talking about your triangle physique, which Slash is right, is ideal, I'm talking about how you have nomeat below the belt.
10186
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:29:14 AM »
lol two posts in a row maximum, man
8,800 soldiers training -- 70%
2,000 Daedric Watchmen -- 25%
Stros M'Kai annexation -- 45%
Gotta go fast.
10187
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:26:03 AM »
Lord, forgive them, for they don't know what they are doing. I will follow your example and forgive them as well. All we can do anymore is wait. You won't leave the world broken forever. I have to remember that. Who is this fool talking to
That's what my bitches say to me when they don't bring back my paper.
10188
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:22:08 AM »
The Shadow Blades return home.
The young men have, in the last year, become the same fearsome warriors their mentors are, some even surpassing their teachers.
1,000 Shadow Blades
8,500 Soldiers
50,000 Sailors
2,500 Ships
37,000 Artisans
10189
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:18:19 AM »
Reman Cyrodiil arrives in the continent of Akavir, and demands audience with the Tsaesci King.
He is to know that a Dragonborn Emperor graces his land and that his undying allegiance belongs to the Akaviri Empire.
If he refuses, I invite him to challenge a God-King to battle. The dragonborn does not fail, for victory is his birthright.
10190
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:13:59 AM »
Artificial time acceleration.
10191
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:13:34 AM »
Bump
10192
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:13:06 AM »
Shadow Blades begin the journey home, which will be the final test for the new recruits.
10193
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:04:03 AM »
I'm wherever you are ; D
10194
« on: June 27, 2015, 05:42:18 AM »
Reman Cyrodiil embarks on a political expidition to Akavir.
Expected to arrive by next year.
2,000 vessels accompany him, 200 remain in port, 300 are expected to be complete by next year.
10195
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:45:47 AM »
Alright well here it goes. Ain't showing my face doe. I know how yall be.
Wait what happened to it? Damn now I'll have to troubleshoot.
holy shit you're really oddly proportioned
you're like an upside down triangle
Yeah I didn't notice at first but it looks like he has really weak thighs.
10196
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:07:26 AM »
Me and my cousin have a hatred for each other yet I always buy her stuff for her birthdays
This will be awkward.
Tru I have something to tell you.
Spoiler Our mothers are sisters.
My mother has only a brother
That's why you never knew about me. You didn't know about my mom, who was the black sheep of the family. They don't talk about her I guess.
10197
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:04:53 AM »
Me and my cousin have a hatred for each other yet I always buy her stuff for her birthdays
This will be awkward.
Tru I have something to tell you. Spoiler Our mothers are sisters.
10198
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:03:00 AM »
bby don't sleep alone.
I wish I didn't have to. I would love some company right now,but I guess I'll have to settle for star trek TNG.
10199
« on: June 27, 2015, 03:41:05 AM »
Time to invade High Rock
Nope, looks like I'm never going to sleep again.
10200
« on: June 27, 2015, 03:28:58 AM »
The more news i get of ISIS, the more pissed i get. Honestly one of these days i may just join the reserves, get some training and fly down to syria. I know i will likely die if i go but fuck if i must i will try to start a movement against those shit fuck daeshits.
You intolerant fuckwad, they have as much right to form a sovereignty as anyone else. Two towers not enough Allah Ackbar.
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