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10171
« on: June 28, 2015, 05:32:00 AM »
It's always a good time to kill yourself.
10172
« on: June 28, 2015, 05:19:32 AM »
So the sweetest part of the dank meme is at the source?
Shut the fuck up.
Fucking newfags and their terrible jokes. Fuck off back to b.net if you're going to make fucking retarded posts like you worthless fuck.
It's almost like they should kill themselves
b.net is a cesspool of humorless and horny 12 year olds.
We don't want or need these people. We can recruit from other websites.
What a welcome to such a lovely site. I can post what I desire. Not what you would like me to.
tbh I thought this guy was chakas until I paid attention to his posts and realised he wasn't nearly as dank.
10173
« on: June 28, 2015, 05:18:15 AM »
This whole country smells of cigarettes
Did you get adapters for your electronics? (And yes, that's Poland for you)
10174
« on: June 28, 2015, 05:12:24 AM »
You should've gotten all fucking analytical on me then, not when it's convenient for you. Whatever.
I forgot I'm sorry ;-;
10175
« on: June 28, 2015, 05:11:55 AM »
This is the problem with fantasy versions of this game, there are too many odd elements that nobody agrees about.
Honestly I knew it was a bullshit godmod move when I brought those dragons in, but it was lore friendly so I did it.
We should go back to playing normal UN games.
10176
« on: June 28, 2015, 05:08:59 AM »
The 130 high Thalmor officers, barricaded safely in White-Gold Tower, successfully topple its formation from the inside with high-level destruction spells and tools. The entire tower comes crumbling down. The 378 justiciars in Ada-mantia begin doing the same.
Oh there are no destruction spells that can bring down the white gold tower, you need to physically knock it down with trebuchets or something.
Come to think of it, how did you destroy the Crystal Tower?
There definitely are. With enough people and time, you can bring down either the crystal tower or the White Gold Tower. I'm not the one borderline godmodding here, anyway.
They actually used trebuchets and catpults, along with a variety of destruction spells to try and bring it down between TES: IV and TES: V and all they did was damage it.
It's an aetherical structure that's incredibly resilient.
I can't believe I didn't catch this when you failed to explain how you took down the Crystal tower.
Even Mehrunes Dagon himself couldn't scratch the thing.
10177
« on: June 28, 2015, 05:00:58 AM »
The 130 high Thalmor officers, barricaded safely in White-Gold Tower, successfully topple its formation from the inside with high-level destruction spells and tools. The entire tower comes crumbling down. The 378 justiciars in Ada-mantia begin doing the same.
Oh there are no destruction spells that can bring down the white gold tower, you need to physically knock it down with trebuchets or something.
Come to think of it, how did you destroy the Crystal Tower?
10178
« on: June 28, 2015, 04:55:22 AM »
1/5 -- Potions of restore magicka for all justiciars
You must have missed this. Being able to drain magicka costs magicka in and of itself, and doesn't just disable casting altogether. And whatever happened to that whole "I'm just training my soldiers to the bare minimum, just Breton farmboys", and all that? You can't say they're suddenly trained to the level of a Thalmor justiciar.
You must have misread that, I was training the sailors to the bare minimum, all they do is run ships.
Why do you think meta paid me with the Kwama eggs that my troops use to restore their health and stamina?
I traded him Akaviri combat techniques and trained his soldiers, because it's lore friendly that Akaviri are some of the most fearsome warriors to ever grace the land of tamriel.
I also said several times that Bretons aren't even allowed in the Akaviri military.
Also stated earlier in this thread is that they use magical sapping techniques, they're not reducing your magicka, they're stealing it, because that's the best way to fight a dragon, by stealing its magicka, that's the reason Akaviri learn those things. Neutering Thalmor is just a perk.The Emperor's security detail infiltrates the city and goes to the white-gold tower invisibly to assassinate leaders who may be inside. The Emperor himself goes to sieze his ruby throne. The Tsaesci arrive from the north with the Steel Centurions. They immediately abandon their ranks and begin killing the elves in an uncoordinated fashion, sustaining many casualties. The steel centurions release deadly steam at the elves. According to lore on centurions they're also highly resistant to magic.
10179
« on: June 28, 2015, 04:36:44 AM »
This whole Tsaesci thing is complete nonsense, by the way. You essentially pulled 40,000 soldiers out of nowhere. It take time to get soldiers, 'plot' reasons aside.
The end result of using them before they were trained is that I'll lose control of these men during this battle, and they'll disperse across Tamriel pillaging as they wish.
But given the fanatical nature of natives of Akavir to dragonborn, and the fact that they already had an army when I showed up, it's not ridiculous to say it would be easy to get the men, it would just take years to train them.
But yeah, there will be no way to retain all of the men I'm sending there now, I'll lose them no matter what.
10180
« on: June 28, 2015, 04:33:17 AM »
The combined Aldmeri force of 12,700, each half of the gigantic army flanking both sides of the Akaviri force of 9,000, begins attacking. The fact that every soldier is a either full-blown justiciar or highly trained knight, and the superior size of the Aldmeri army, gives the Dominion the distinct advantage. Advanced, high-damage, area of effect magic spelled are launched continuously farther into the Akaviki army's ranks by spellcasters as fully armored justicairs assault both sides of the enemy army.
Akaviri troops neuter magical attacks by draining enemy magicka. Given that every Akaviri soldier is trained to the same level as Tiber Septim's personal defence force, the Blades, were, seeing as the Blades got their combat prowess it's easy to see that though fewer in number, the Akaviri are better trained. The Tsaesci troops are nearing the battlefield, along with the steel centurions. The dragons begin assaulting the battlefield. Obviously they serve nobody, and simply attack whatever is closest.
10181
« on: June 28, 2015, 04:11:09 AM »
Time to say fuck standardisation, their combat techniques were good enough to conquer a whole continent right?
15,000 Tsaesci are sent south to join the battle.
The dragons pursue the elves, coming upon the point where the Akaviri troops are.
The Emperor puts on the Amulet of Kings, the dragonfires ignite.
300 steel centurions are sent south with the Tsaesci warriors, who commanders are having trouble controlling, due to the lack of combat standardisation.
10182
« on: June 28, 2015, 03:47:30 AM »
Memes are by definition, not dank.
However, it is possible to wrap a meme in a layer of dankness.
The more layers of dankness a meme has, the danker it is.
I guess what I'm saying is, dank memes are like onions.
They have layers.
10183
« on: June 28, 2015, 03:42:39 AM »
Are you kidding me? Whiterun guards know how to combat a dragon. You can kill one by shooting enough arrows at it, if you're persistent enough. Now think how much damage an organized army can do.
Important ranking officers in the Imperial City Thalmor army are sent into the White-Gold Tower for protection. The other 6,378 justiciars are sent outside to deal with the dragon threat, shooting Fire Storm, Lightning, and Blizzard spells at any lizard threats.
At the beginning of Skyrim they couldn't do shit to even the weakest one.
They only became effective at it later because they started training specifically to take them down.
But no, the dragons won't be able to kill all of your men.The Akaviri army holds position outside of the danger zone. One enemy will fall, in time.
10185
« on: June 28, 2015, 01:26:37 AM »
Reman arrives outside the Imperial city and shouts his list of names to the skies, then orders a full scale retreat.
I really hope your men know how to fight dragons, because the last time I checked, shadow blades were the only force who knew how to combat them
10186
« on: June 28, 2015, 01:04:13 AM »
900 Shadow Blades are sent to aid the battle.
Akaviri soldier use grorious nipoon steeru (go home filthy gaijin) and magicka sapping abilities to ward off the offensive.
Reman rides faster, he is halfway there.
10187
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:55:38 AM »
Greybeards are able to provide him.
100 names in total taught to Jurgen Windcaller by his master. The Emperor departs for Cyrodiil immediately.
5,000 Breton scholars begin battle training.
The soldiers in Cyrodiil lay a passive siege to the city, letting nobody in or out.
10188
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:34:36 AM »
Reman Cyrodiil receives the amulet of kings, but does not put it on.
He takes an expidition to High Hrothgar to ask for a list.
A list of names.
Seeing relative success with the first few models, akavir sends 1000 more steelworkers to markarth, effectively doubling production time.
10189
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:28:37 AM »
9,000 men arrive at the imperial city and politely ask for the elves to leave.
The ships arrive home with the tsaesci about a fifth ready for combat, none are really prepared yet though.
Scholars in markarth begin copying centurion designs with steel.
500 of these are to be built by page 9.
10190
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:06:55 AM »
The tsaesci begin their training while still on the ships to save time.
10191
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:01:59 AM »
The shadow blades arrive at the tomb of Tiber Septim and find it empty.
The tomb is ransacked anyway, and the treasures, along with the amulet, are sent north to high rock.
10192
« on: June 28, 2015, 12:00:36 AM »
Akavir sends 9,000 men into Cyrodiil from the reach's border.
The Dragonborn Eperor is the only one with the divine right to that throne.
10193
« on: June 27, 2015, 11:47:37 PM »
The boats return home with Tsaesci men onboard.
40,000 Tsaesci soldiers, who need to be trained in Akaviri combat techniques. Refugees of Akavir are sent back to their original homes in the boats they arrived in.
Tsaesci training: 1%
10194
« on: June 27, 2015, 11:41:41 PM »
The Tsaesci King cedes power to the dragonborn, and returns control of Akavir to the Akaviri.
500 shadow blades are sent to recover the amulet of kings.
10195
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:46:08 AM »
I like having hair on top of my head while shaving the sides.
But not like a mackelmore, I fade that shit nicely.
My brother's barely 19 and already has the top of his head bald like an old man.
A friend of mine shaved his head to look like Lenny from Of Mice and Men for a play when he was 16.
His hair hasn't regrown since.
dude that's brvtal.
10196
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:34:49 AM »
Alright well here it goes. Ain't showing my face doe. I know how yall be.
Wait what happened to it? Damn now I'll have to troubleshoot.
holy shit you're really oddly proportioned
you're like an upside down triangle
Yeah I didn't notice at first but it looks like he has really weak thighs.
My thighs are covered. Plus a small waste and wide shoulders are the ideal aesthetic proportions. I'm like a sculpture.
No man, I have a small waist and wide shoulders, your legs just thin out really spindly. I'm not talking about your triangle physique, which Slash is right, is ideal, I'm talking about how you have nomeat below the belt.
10197
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:29:14 AM »
lol two posts in a row maximum, man
8,800 soldiers training -- 70%
2,000 Daedric Watchmen -- 25%
Stros M'Kai annexation -- 45%
Gotta go fast.
10198
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:26:03 AM »
Lord, forgive them, for they don't know what they are doing. I will follow your example and forgive them as well. All we can do anymore is wait. You won't leave the world broken forever. I have to remember that. Who is this fool talking to
That's what my bitches say to me when they don't bring back my paper.
10199
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:22:08 AM »
The Shadow Blades return home.
The young men have, in the last year, become the same fearsome warriors their mentors are, some even surpassing their teachers.
1,000 Shadow Blades
8,500 Soldiers
50,000 Sailors
2,500 Ships
37,000 Artisans
10200
« on: June 27, 2015, 06:18:19 AM »
Reman Cyrodiil arrives in the continent of Akavir, and demands audience with the Tsaesci King.
He is to know that a Dragonborn Emperor graces his land and that his undying allegiance belongs to the Akaviri Empire.
If he refuses, I invite him to challenge a God-King to battle. The dragonborn does not fail, for victory is his birthright.
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