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751
« on: January 27, 2016, 08:05:37 AM »
You should change the 'Gender' field from boolean to an open ended response.
I want my gender to be 'Sexually Ambiguous'
752
« on: January 26, 2016, 04:40:56 AM »
And having master chief touch my 9mm pistol.
I'll whisper to him, "I don't keep I loaded"
And he'll say, "let me find some ammo."
Then he'll work the trigger until it fires.
753
« on: January 26, 2016, 01:23:26 AM »
And the walls in my house are so thick I hear nothing at all.
754
« on: January 25, 2016, 06:47:22 PM »
They can't say no if you slit their throats.
755
« on: January 25, 2016, 02:08:27 AM »
They calibrated my armour, and led.me to the bridge.
I had some witty banter with Cortana and then turned to the captain to receive my orders, he made it clear that the ship was going down.
And so I killed them all.
Human, Dinosaur, and Zombies alike.
As I left the ringworld I removed my helmet, revealing my second helmet and saluted the captains fiery grave and whispered, "Worldstar Hiphop"
756
« on: January 25, 2016, 12:33:16 AM »
From this point forward, the time after 2 AM EST shall be known as SecondClass Premium Hours.
757
« on: January 24, 2016, 05:03:32 AM »
It's just an act she puts on.
In fact, I've never even seen her in a tee shirt, which we all know is the hallmark of coolness.
Nerds never wear tees, especially not tees with stupid phrases or images printed on them.
758
« on: January 24, 2016, 03:41:54 AM »
A few years ago I got mistaken for a girl all the time, and I was so cute.
In fact I started wearing my hair down over my face to hide my feminine features, because I was embarrassed by it.
Now I would give anything to look like that again.
Funny how you don't appreciate something while you have it.
759
« on: January 24, 2016, 03:35:33 AM »
Hold me now,
Cause I couldn't even if I tried
It's over now
I guess it really is my time
I don't wanna go,
But I guess it really is my time.
So hold me now,
Cause I don't wanna say goodbye.
760
« on: January 23, 2016, 11:54:11 PM »
And I'm worried he may not love me in the same way.
What do I do?
761
« on: January 22, 2016, 06:44:18 PM »
I keep getting ads for yaoi manga.
762
« on: January 19, 2016, 03:44:56 AM »
Ban him again.
763
« on: January 18, 2016, 08:04:40 PM »
When two nihilists overcome a meaningless existence, and find purpose in each other, all other loves become trivial by comparison.
How does it feel knowing your emotions can never be as powerful as ours?
764
« on: January 18, 2016, 03:31:37 PM »
This is the day the niggers won freedom from the sexual bondage dungeon master Jim Crow.
765
« on: January 16, 2016, 09:30:55 PM »
Idgaf if you have to spoiler that shit I just wanna see some mad cock so post yo dicks freal guys that would be the dopest shit ye I'm drunk what of it just post yet fukin junk no girls allowed.
766
« on: January 15, 2016, 08:31:25 PM »
I know I'm gay and everything, but will you post your tits? For science? Spoiler Jim change your name yo science.
767
« on: January 15, 2016, 06:12:08 PM »
T4R
768
« on: January 15, 2016, 06:00:15 PM »
Seriously, its vomit inducing and I'm not the only one who feels this way.
769
« on: January 14, 2016, 02:56:54 PM »
Can we cuddle?
770
« on: January 11, 2016, 05:34:49 PM »
He's trying to get us to emigrate to his homeland.  Also immediately after this I got a ladies underwear ad.
771
« on: January 10, 2016, 02:19:56 AM »
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
772
« on: January 08, 2016, 04:42:44 PM »
But I don't wanna wait for my gains to come in, so I'm looking to you to help me.
1 like = 1 gains
1 comment = 5 gains
1 pm to cheat instructing him to make me a mod = 20 gains
1 picture of your dick = 100 gains
For every gain I get, the donor shall also get that many gains.
773
« on: January 06, 2016, 03:14:16 PM »
This site is being ruled by homosexuals, social outcasts, witches, hermaphrodites, Jews, and communist europoor scum.
Cheat, I demand you install a wholesome staff of family loving, god fearing, honest Christians, who will exact God's will upon the degenerates of this forum, smiting those who would poison our minds with lewd thoughts and talk of sodomy, and banishing any degenerates who pretend to be foxes.
774
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:27:56 PM »
What do I do?
775
« on: January 04, 2016, 08:09:28 AM »
Lets agree to never post about it again.
776
« on: January 02, 2016, 01:44:52 PM »
I moan like a little girl playing with her uncle Das.
777
« on: January 02, 2016, 01:30:36 PM »
We really don't need a reason.
778
« on: January 02, 2016, 11:44:10 AM »
With the new year its time for my annual "I'm Naked" thread.
On sep7 for the first time.
Who else is naked :3
779
« on: December 26, 2015, 02:51:13 PM »
How come he was on XBL last night?
780
« on: December 24, 2015, 12:38:10 PM »
Christmas Eve is now Doormas
Post Doormas memes.
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