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« on: February 23, 2016, 02:27:30 PM »
Only the dankest papes allowed. Spoiler Feel free to post as many papes as you like, whether they're your current desktop or you just want to share. 
692
« on: February 23, 2016, 03:38:51 AM »
You are subamerican.
This has been your daily reminder.
693
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:55:29 AM »
694
« on: February 23, 2016, 01:27:00 AM »
Is there even still a market for that sort of thing? I wanna become a voice actor, but that seems super hard to get into. http://vocaroo.com/i/s03862o8ls3j
695
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:34:56 PM »
Earlier today I found God, and now, through earnest prayer and devout worship, I have formed a direct link to His infinite wisdom.
Ask any question you like, and I will send it to heaven as a prayer so holy, it will fall directly upon God's ears, and His answer will be swift, and it will be good.
696
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:28:47 PM »
can you get drunk off of cooking sherry? Or is it a rubbing alcohol situation where it will straight-up kill you?
Was it worth it?
697
« on: February 22, 2016, 07:59:13 PM »
I made these for you.  
698
« on: February 22, 2016, 03:34:58 PM »
A Mormon was trying to get me to convert and I was schooling his ass in biblical knowledge, and eventually he went home flustered and crying.
I started wondering, why has the bible had significant enough impact on me to form such a wealth of knowledge?
When I was younger, I studied the bible, and read it daily, not for religious practice, but purely because of its riveting mythos.
The only conclusion I can come.to is that it was God who drew me in, trying to show me the truth, and my misfortune is a result of my misplaced faith.
From this day forth I am going to live for God, and hear his message that in this, my time of peril, I must cling to him, and let his guidance be a beacon to rescue me from these wastes.
699
« on: February 22, 2016, 12:51:54 AM »
700
« on: February 20, 2016, 01:56:08 AM »
Morgan Freeman
Freckles the Negroe
701
« on: February 20, 2016, 01:40:12 AM »
Steve Buscemi is god.
702
« on: February 19, 2016, 11:12:25 PM »
The Kesha thread has me thinking.
How does rape affect someone's life?
Just considering this unsettles me.
How have I personally been affected by sexual abuse?
What would I be like today if not for experiences with it in my childhood?
It's not something I like to talk about, or even think about, and I imagine it takes a lot of bravery to do something about it.
I don't suppose there's a way to put yourself in someone else's shoes, but please try.
How do you think sexual abuse would affect your life?
Do you think you would have the courage to come forward?
If so, how long do you think it would take you?
What if you were put face to face with the person that raped you?
What would you say?
What would you do?
And as they deny your allegation, what would you feel?
703
« on: February 19, 2016, 10:01:46 PM »
Kanye West is currently employed at Pizza Hut
He may never actually show up to work, but they have not fired him.
704
« on: February 19, 2016, 07:26:45 PM »
Where do I get in line for my cremation.
Also will Auschwitz pick me up our do I have to fly to Germany.
705
« on: February 19, 2016, 05:03:39 PM »
I AM SEP7AGON
I TRIED PLAYING NICE, BUT ITS TIME TO BE BRUTAL
IF YOU DON'T ALL SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL, FOLLOW MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST, LIKE TGE FACEBOOK PAGE I MADE FOR THE BOOK I'LL NEVER FINISH, JACK OFF TO SOME PICTURES OF MY KIDS, ADHERE TO MY DIETARY PREFERENCES, AND PURCHASE AND WATCH ONLY BOLLYWOOD FILMS FROM NOW ON, I WILL LEAVE THE SITE AND IT WILL BE DEAD IN A WEEK.
I CANNOT STRESS HOW ANGRY I AM.
YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO COMPLY BEFORE THIS BRUTAL PUNISHMENT IS BROUGHT DOWN UPON YOU
706
« on: February 19, 2016, 04:51:41 PM »
No 9/11 tier shit please.
Just the absolute scummiest jokes around.
707
« on: February 19, 2016, 03:26:19 PM »
"How long until I'm mythic?"
Doctor says, "5"
708
« on: February 19, 2016, 02:55:26 PM »
She's 19, party is tomorrow.
Obviously I haven't spent my life worrying about what girls like, so somebody who's straight and/or a girl pls halp
709
« on: February 19, 2016, 02:20:30 PM »
and check in the mirror to see if your hair turned blonde
#justsaiyanthings
710
« on: February 18, 2016, 09:37:00 PM »
 AND IT IS MY DREAM TO BE THE NEXT HOKAGE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! NEVER GET TRUMPED; THATS MY NINDO! MY NINJA WAY!
711
« on: February 18, 2016, 07:33:29 PM »
712
« on: February 18, 2016, 06:52:56 PM »
Just one 
713
« on: February 18, 2016, 02:44:24 PM »
Will it be built with sandtrap's posts?
714
« on: February 18, 2016, 12:56:54 PM »
Number was 817-657-2017
I picked up and there was a robot.
I think the future is trying to sell me something.
715
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:30:01 PM »
When I suggested he try being gay.
He insisted I was making fun of him, and I assured him I was being serious, then he insisted that I was being hateful toward him just because he was straight.
Then he kicked me from his Skype chat.
What an asshole.
716
« on: February 17, 2016, 09:13:31 PM »
Do you love me?
717
« on: February 17, 2016, 01:07:08 AM »
When did he turn into such a fucking faggot. What the fuck, like, Arky too bro. Arky used to be my nigger. He was gonna be the best man at my fucking wedding, now I gotta settle for Kupo? Fuck m8, stop being a nigger Arky, I fucking loved you. Oh yeah and real quick shout out to Zen. Imma fuck you so hard is not even funny man. Spoiler Get well soon Arky.
718
« on: February 16, 2016, 08:32:53 PM »
Mine was a pack of Pall Mall reds when I was fifteen.
The first one I ever smoked though was a Camel Crush, same age.
719
« on: February 16, 2016, 07:56:04 PM »
What the fuck mods?
720
« on: February 16, 2016, 07:03:21 PM »
It's time to tally up all of the degenerate scum users suffering from gender dysphoria for purposes definitely not related to vivisection or living cremation.
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