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The Flood / The New Ruger American
« on: March 24, 2016, 04:41:41 AM »
Fine ass pistol.

Built for ambidextrous dual wielding without modification, packing easy custom grips for the most ergonomic hold, so easy to clean that their are two year olds who have done it, slide serrations in rear because nobody EVER racks their pistol from the VERY fucking front.

Of course at first I was like

>taticool Tupperware

But this is one polymer frame pistol that deserves some attention

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The Flood / Global Crisis is fast encroaching
« on: March 24, 2016, 03:03:03 AM »
Sources at the CERN and the NRL show that the absence of features on popular communication sites to easily document intellectual discussion and debate on key political issues in a physical format will lead to a loss of 99% of all of the progress that could come of the collaboration taking place over the digital medium, in all defeating in the purpose for the original creation of the internet.

If administrators on more sites installed features to somehow print the ideas discussed in conversations taking place on these sites, the crisis can be averted.

If this crisis is not prevented, then scientific research will quickly become stale and no fruits will be gained from such research.

If you know any website administrators, please email, or perhaps send them some sort of message that can be received privately, advising that they install a feature for printing out the contents of any given page on their site.

The need for this feature is dire, do what you can to save science.

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The Flood / LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:19:10 AM »
YOU GOT SOME SPLAINING TO DO

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The Flood / DAILY REMINDER
« on: March 24, 2016, 02:18:11 AM »
Sammy Classic Sonic Fan did nothing wrong.

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The Flood / I just had a great fucking ideas
« on: March 24, 2016, 01:57:48 AM »
The Flash TV series does their take on flashpoint.

Barry saves his mom and the world changes.

He meets Thomas Wayne, portrayed by George Clooney, and the rest of the episode is just a huge Ocean's Eleven reference.

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The Flood / This was Class' last post
« on: March 22, 2016, 08:44:13 AM »
literally what the fuck is this some kind of joke

so I went from people saying I was like a 7 then to a 5 and now apparently a zero that's great

go fuck yourselves
It's pretty safe to say he's dead.

ITT: We remember the King of Shitposting

Oh Carson we hardly knew ye

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He never will, because Kinder loves that tranny.

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The Flood / Real Solonoid Hours
« on: March 21, 2016, 05:11:50 PM »
It seems the reptilians have silenced you all.


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The Flood / THE PROOF IS IN THE FUCKING PUDDING
« on: March 21, 2016, 05:05:33 PM »
HOW COME THERES A FAT CHEAT AND A SKINNY CHEAT?

that's reptilian shapeshifting if there ever was a reptilian shapeshifter.

WE HAVE PICTURES OF CHEAT TRANSFORMING

Don't believe the myth of fat cheat, that's just reptilian illusions.

Tell me this, how come Cheat doesn't mate?

BECAUSE HE'S GUARDING A CLUTCH OF EGGS

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The Flood / Assassin knew the truth
« on: March 21, 2016, 05:00:21 PM »
And you FUCKS let him go.

Cheat and the Reptilians are going to fucking win this war now, because YOU let him silence the voice of truth.

What's next?
Ban me because Assassin passed his knowledge on?

WELL YOU CAN DO THAT TOO

The truth will never die, we know what really happened on Porch Day, and you Reptilian moderator scum can't cover it up.

You thought we were defeated but everybody knows YOU CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD

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The Flood / Daily Reminder That JFK Died
« on: March 21, 2016, 04:48:12 PM »
And as a direct result the Bush family and their Reptilian kin have controlled the world for the last fifty years.

Only Trump can prevent the Reptilian Clinton from coming to power, and save the world.

When the pope shakes hands with an alien and declares them angels, if Trump, the spiritual successor of JFK and mankind's last hope against the Reptilians is not in power, then the Aliens and the Reptilians will decimate the human race.

It's your duty to vote Trump, and make America, no, make the world great again.

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The Flood / PSA: I am going to marry Brianna Hildebrand
« on: March 21, 2016, 07:11:58 AM »
AKA Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Right after my political career takes off and my album wins a Grammy.

You'll fucking see.

Hopefully before the reptilians reveal themselves and go back to their homeworld with all of earth's natural resources smh fam.

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The Flood / Fresh Dank Memes Brought Here By
« on: March 20, 2016, 10:46:47 PM »
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The Flood / Fun fact
« on: March 20, 2016, 03:30:08 AM »
The creepy girl from The Ring is the voice of Chihiro in Spirited Away.

Just something to think about the next time you're enjoying everybody's favorite Ghibli film.

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The Flood / I'm becoming a god at playing the bass.
« on: March 19, 2016, 05:34:51 PM »
Last night I orchestrated a bass line I call '35' about the presidency of JFK, it has a lot of tension and somber sound perforated by high strung fast paced situations, representing the crises he faced, and the atmosphere of the world he tried to change.

I'll write guitar and drum parts later, and hopefully I can get to writing pieces about other world leaders who were assassinated, like Lincoln, MLKJ, RFK, Archduke Franz Ferdinand, and John Lennon.

I wanna call the album, 'Why He Lived and Why He Died'

Anyway, post some cool ideas for who should get a song on the album, and some interesting instruments to make each piece unique.

I'm thinking of doing a trombone feature on the MLKJ piece.

But '35' is definitely going to feature bass guitar.

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The Flood / a 69 year old wants to fuck me
« on: March 16, 2016, 06:00:45 PM »
I'm twice as cool as roman 8)

Also are.any of you dtf

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The Flood / woah woah now hey
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:44:15 PM »
Why does ryles thread about ender being under water get to stay but mine listing concern for my enders diet get locked

I need advice on how to care for ender, does she need cock?

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The Flood / I'm concerned about my Ender's diet
« on: March 16, 2016, 05:33:52 PM »
I've been feeding it mostly chicken endies, but that's like 100% chicken breast, and I think my ender might need male chicken, but I keep that for me.

Should I share my cock with my ender?

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The Flood / hey lc
« on: March 13, 2016, 11:18:14 PM »
You're a pretty admin

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The Flood / When you wake up and there's no hangover
« on: March 13, 2016, 07:23:10 PM »
Then you step out of bed and realize, fuck I'm still drunk.

What did you guys do last night?

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The Flood / Hey guys I'm back from my trip.
« on: March 11, 2016, 02:34:03 PM »
Wow, what a place.

Scotland was beautiful.
Apparently I changed my pants while I was gone, and now there is five hundred dollars in my wallet.

Scotland, folks.

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The Flood / SCOTLAND thread
« on: March 11, 2016, 01:03:49 PM »
IN THIS THREAD

WE'RE IN SCOTLAND LADS

EVERYWHERE IS SCOTLAND

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The Flood / I AM A LEGENDARY HERO
« on: March 11, 2016, 12:24:26 PM »
AND EVERYWHERE IS SCCOTLAND

DEAR GOD JAPANESE DUBSTEP MIXES WITH A TRIP IN THE RAIN LIKE NOTHING ELSE

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The Flood / im on a shitload of amphetamines
« on: March 11, 2016, 10:33:08 AM »
They gave then to me and didn't tell me what they were and now I'm loooooooooooooosing it.

Has anyone else ever done this?

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The Flood / Hitler went to the doctor.
« on: March 09, 2016, 11:34:53 PM »
Doctor says the capillaries around his sinuses have been made very frail by the mixture of drugs his personal physician put him on, and they have been breaking when he sneezes, causing blood to pour from his nose.

The doctor said it would be best if the Fuhrer did
















NOT SNEEZE

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The Flood / Call This Number
« on: March 09, 2016, 06:46:26 PM »
(800) 761-9997

Press 2 and show your support for our Glorious Leader.

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The Flood / Demosthenes requested
« on: March 09, 2016, 11:00:32 AM »

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The Flood / nobody has posted anything in over twenty minutes
« on: March 09, 2016, 05:39:21 AM »
Sep7agon is finally dead.

I can't believe it hasn't even been a week.

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The Flood / Class doesnt really look like deci
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:07:26 PM »
More of a Matthew Broderick tbh


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The Flood / Favorite Flavour of Fanta
« on: March 07, 2016, 05:29:45 PM »
Mine is sprite

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