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« on: August 27, 2016, 01:00:17 PM »
This is for science.
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« on: August 27, 2016, 11:19:16 AM »
Two are doing their very best to take care of the household, and shell out all their money every check to buy groceries, or pay bills.
One buys all of the herb that comes into the house, and everyone else just gives him money. He'll sometimes pinch off some out of other people's shares, and I don't think the prices he gives us are accurate figures.
The last one is the worst.
He constantly acts like he's broke to get other people in the house to buy his gas, and eats out all the time in secret, all the while the rest of us are trying to pool our money to buy groceries for the house, that he ends up eating, even though he never contributes for them. He bums cigarettes off of everyone else, even though he has his own, and he always pretends he doesn't have any, so nobody ever questions it. Once we gave him the rent money and he came home with a PS4.
Wat do?
483
« on: August 25, 2016, 05:21:59 AM »
Ted Cruzumaki,
46th Prezikage, United Ninja Clans of the Land of Fire
484
« on: August 25, 2016, 03:11:09 AM »
A brighter, smarter, more intelligent group of individuals. They're brilliant economic tactics, social policies, debate prowess, formidable sex appeal, and exemplary acceptivity of other cultures, races, and genders, is a model to which this country must reform.
These people are the future, and it is time for us to save them from a future filled with crime, and hatred like our eras have been.
Join them in making America great again.
-Donald Trump, 45th, 47th, & 50th President of the United States of Earthica
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« on: August 24, 2016, 04:31:59 PM »
Are there any workouts that make your nipples smaller?
I have good shape, and my pecs are coming along nicely, but I've always had nipples like an inch across, and I have no idea how to undo this.
Is there like a pec exercise that will make this skin tighten up?
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« on: August 24, 2016, 03:13:55 PM »
Has anybody played WoW in the last decade?
I dropped it after Burning Crusade so I'm wondering if its worth getting back into.
487
« on: August 23, 2016, 12:38:41 PM »
Just found a new partner in a planned venture.
Celebrating a new day job with llunch with dad.
Having calamari now, fish tacos soon to come.
488
« on: August 23, 2016, 10:40:48 AM »
Verbatim spent one full year arguing about arguing, and telling people it wasn't opposite day.
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« on: August 21, 2016, 03:52:17 AM »
VIXEN IS NOEL
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« on: August 20, 2016, 05:05:13 AM »
We've, gotten some reports of illegal dubs in this area, can I check your singles to be sure you're not violating the law?
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« on: August 19, 2016, 05:22:33 AM »
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« on: August 17, 2016, 10:15:47 PM »
Nursing a pint right now, then I'll do some shots.
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« on: August 17, 2016, 07:11:16 AM »
I decided I was bored of Skyrim, so I loaded up Arena for the first time.
The opening dungeon is unforgiving. You're likely to die the first time you see an enemy, because the game doesn't explain how to perform combat, and its not as easy as clicking the mouse. This is made worse by the fact that you have very little health.
If you don't save immediately after creating your character, and you die, you have to go back to character creation.
After getting through the dungeon, and dying more times than I care to recount, I finally got to the exit, a portal that will send you to a random city in Tamriel.
This portal will ask you a question before you can proceed, to answer which, you will need the game's manual. At first it asked me how much mana 'Wizard's Flame' costs, stating it was listed in the Known Spellbook, a section of the manual covering magic.
Hoping it might be the same as Skyrim, I said '6'. Then it asked me about another spell, upon answering this one incorrectly too, the game crashed, and I had to go back to my last save.
I found an online copy of the Known Spellbook and managed to escape the dungeon this time, and the port dropped me in, you guessed it, Amol.
Don't know about Amol? You may remember raiding Fort Amol better.
Yes, that's right, for all my effort, I was still in Skyrim in the end.
Amol is just a little ways, west of Windhelm, maybe two, three minutes walk in Skyrim distance.
So I set out from the northern end of the city to the southern. I think I walked further just to get to the south gate than I would've to get to Windhelm in Skyrim.
After going due east for about half an hour, I was still nowhere near Windhelm, and I needed to rest badly.
So I made camp, and was interrupted after a few hours by a burly Nord, who killed me in a single stroke.
A save loaded me back in Amol.
Fuck this game, and fuck Bethesda.
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« on: August 16, 2016, 07:30:01 AM »
Some are pretty similar to the old ones, but I made new versions so the fonts would be constant. Hope you like them.      Spoiler I spent a long time creating the Serious and Gaming banners, as much of those images were created from nothing in photoshop. Like, everything left of Harambe was not in the original photo.
Be sure to let me know if you want to use them, as I may make these banners dropdown options in future versions of technicolor if they don't end up being used.
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« on: August 15, 2016, 05:49:38 PM »
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« on: August 14, 2016, 05:48:27 AM »
What an admirable creature, to have invented both marijuana and rap music.
We will miss him.
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« on: August 14, 2016, 05:32:46 AM »
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« on: August 12, 2016, 06:14:46 AM »
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« on: August 08, 2016, 03:21:34 PM »
THE MODS CAN'T STOP US ALL
VERBATIM ENDORSES OUR CAUSE
TYGER IS COOL AGAIN
Sep7agon needs you to stand up for your rights!
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« on: August 08, 2016, 12:04:20 AM »
You're only making my point for me.
The mods are in Nexus' pocket, because they're addicted to noel and he's the only dealer.
501
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:01:43 AM »
Fucking loser pretends to not give a fuck and then gets his panties in a bunch after hearing about how Arky came back from the dead and tendered his ender's tendie endie.
Git fucked loser.
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« on: August 07, 2016, 01:48:44 AM »
I think you're completely fucking retarded. Nothing you say makes sense. But hey, maybe that's just the difference between the my country and yours. I can't stand your opinions, because they remind me of mine before I knew any better. I don't know if you'll ever come along, but there's promise in learning, if you have the patience. But damn I really dig your style. (mostly because it reminds me of who I used to be) Spoiler Guess which member I'm talking to and WIN a fabulous prize
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« on: August 06, 2016, 09:42:21 PM »
This forum was better when you were gone, faggot.
504
« on: August 06, 2016, 05:19:04 PM »
Fuck
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« on: August 05, 2016, 09:54:40 PM »
I'm very hungry.
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« on: August 04, 2016, 09:47:56 PM »
My notifications is not a place to send me your social media halo 5 microtransaction ponzi scheme bullshit.
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« on: August 01, 2016, 10:14:36 PM »
Well?
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« on: August 01, 2016, 09:38:04 PM »
I'm from Texas, as you might know, and my sister lives in New York.
Her girlfriend, who I swear is just Cheat's tg fursona, is very sheltered.
She regularly asks what commonplace things are, and who very well known people are.
She's constantly immersed in tumblr, and told me it didn't count that I had many female coworkers who outearned me working the same number of hours, simply because we weren't making shitloads of money.
Of course this is a gross misunderstanding of where the bulk of information used in calculating things like the wage gap lives.
But finally, I drew the line when she spoke two words that a red blooded Texan like myself cannot unhear.
"What's propane?"
My anus shriveled.
I saw my sister shudder, as my father glanced at her disapprovingly.
I could feel a vein in my neck trembling as blood pounded through my veins.
I began to sweat and could hear, like nails on a chalkboard, the grinding of my teeth.
I calmly said to her this:
"Pro-pain is what's about to rain down on your ass, missy. You done messed up, I'll tell you hwat. I'm gonna kick your ass."
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« on: August 01, 2016, 09:15:15 PM »
I was cooking with some very spicy peppers, and went to use the bathroom.
Didn't wash my hands before wrangling my dangler and a couple of minutes later it started to be uncomfortable.
After about twenty minutes I was convinced i was getting a second circumcision, but this time using hydrochloric acid.
Now I know what its like to be Roman.
Now I know what its like to be Jeb.
Now I know what its like to be a waste.
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« on: July 31, 2016, 08:01:54 PM »
Basically everybody just be SecondClass during August. eg 
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