I cannot wait to see a gigantic nuclear lizard with a black belt in Judo, and the ability to fire atomic energy blasts out of its mouth fight a gorilla the size of a building, who has the ability to punch planes out of the sky.

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The Emperor's Jade Cricket Box has been stolen!

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An investigation was conducted, and there are only two men in The Forbidden City who could have taken it; both work at the palace, both claimed innocence.

The Emperor turned to his Magician in this time of need, asking him to use his powers to find which is guilty. The Magician brought the Emperor and the servants to the outer walls of the palace.

"Cut a stalk of bamboo exactly forty inches tall, and plant them side by side here." he instructed them.

They servants obeyed, one man planted his stalk on the left, the other on the right.

"My Emperor, do you find the two stalks to be identical?"

The Emperor saw that the stalks were exactly the same length.

"In the morning, we shall return to here. The stalk planted by the innocent man will not change, but the stalk planted by the guilty man will grow an inch before sunrise."

The four returned at morning, and saw that the stalk on the right was exactly one inch taller than it's counterpart on the left.

What happened?

mechs are retarded

The ban on flavored vaping products is moving forward.

If you've never tried unflavored vape juice, it doesn't taste like clean air. Vapers have dubbed the taste "liquid death",and it's incredibly likely that this move is going to create a cigarette epidemic in the United States.

We're unsure when, or even if, new FDA approved flavor products will hit the market, especially considering no such product exists yet.

Hope you like cancer, America.

Lil Peep was good

Cheat please delete this website

Is a direct sequel to The Pokémon Movie (1998)?

whyyyyyy did youtube disable comments on videos uploaded by minors

It has the same name as the last movie you watched.

What is it called?
What happens in it?

Mine is Sorry to Bother You.
I don't know how "An incel tries to talk to Stacy, and she fucks him to get revenge on her boyfriend Chad." incorporates me, but that's what I imagine an adult film with that title would be about

I've had a lot of fun with it since Forsaken came out.

Yesterday they released a new exotic quest called Zero Hour which is a lot of fun. Joke's Wild hasn't been abhuge success, but there have been a lot of cool little quality of life adjustments this season. Black Armory was really good. Armor is still ugly as sin, I hope in the next major expansion they add some good looking stuff to the game, but there have been tons of cool guns added.

Is anyone still playing this game in 2019?

there's always gonna be someone who is gonna pass better than me, or has a better job, or lives somewhere nicer, or all kinds of stuff that has been frustrating me but things could be a lot worse

2019 has been the calmest year of my adult life,and I've been in a stable and happy relationship without any emotional/substance abuse, haven't gone hungry at all, I've had a place to live all this time, and I'm surrounded by friends who really care about me

that's a lot for someone like me, since those are things that I historically have never had
my life isn't shooting upward like I'd like, but I'm finally standing on solid ground and I don't appreciate that often enough I think

do you guys ever take a sec to reflect on positive things, and if so, what kind of stuff has been bringing you up or getting you down lately?

also print button

I have no way of knowing how ling it's been since I saw your homescreens, and I have no way of knowing how often you change them

let's see em?

please just shut it down cheat

I have a thing for Republican Supervillain Egomaniacs.

Especially Richard Nixon.

Vice covers Dick Cheney's life and the most crucial moments of his career, in which he was at his most powerful. The film has an attitude, and a sense of comedic timing in the way that its edited. It's really a good example of how to make a movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat, regardless of how dry or mundane the subject matter.

Vice is, at its core is a tale about a young Sheev Palpatine growing into the evil Emperor Palpatine, and George W. Bush is Darth Vader.

Donald Rumsfeld is Darth Plaguis.

The difference is, when the Death Star blows up, The Emperor gets even more powerful, everyone blames Vader, and they attack the rebels on the Oil Planet.

If you had ever asked yourself, "what would it be like if The Prequel Trilogy was fun to watch and had as many lightsaber fights as The Last Jedi?" Vice is the answer to that question.

It's everything House of Cards tries to be without muddling around and injecting filler and drama. Every second of the two hour film is somehow fresh, and cut differently from the last. Oh yeah and Meth Damon is there too.

Watch this movie.