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The Flood / I had an exquisite privilege today
« on: May 11, 2017, 01:21:44 PM »
I watched while a spider spun its web from the very start to the finish, then while it waited until it had caught something, wrapped it up, and took it back to the centre of its web to wait to eat it.

It's one of those things you don't get to witness often, usually it just happens while you're looking away, and it happened so fast I can see how people so often miss it.

The spider knew exactly what it was doing, it was incredible.

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The Flood / Who's that Pokemon???
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:36:38 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Seven Days Early
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:28:11 AM »
Welcome home Deci.

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The Flood / When you wake up one day
« on: May 07, 2017, 12:15:07 PM »
And suddenly it actually matters whether or not someone is jailbait.

Wow fuck the government and fuck growing up.

I wanna be a loli for life.

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The Flood / Um wtf guys
« on: May 06, 2017, 11:47:44 PM »
Why did I stop getting attention.

Tell me you love me more.

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The Flood / Can we talk about the real cancer now, please?
« on: May 06, 2017, 08:17:18 PM »
A lot of you have brought up legitimate complaints about the content of some family run YouTube channels, but can we take a moment to talk about how fucking cancerous the concept itself is?

YouTubers shouldn't be reality stars showcasing their kids and trying to be the most Mormon atomic family.

A YouTuber should be a person who is either very skilled or very well informed at or about something, and make videos demonstrating or discussing that topic.

A YouTube channel should be about something that you people can become informed about, or entertained by.

It should either showcase original art or discuss an issue or topic, and it should always be more for the benefit of the viewer than the YouTuber.

If you want to be famous, you should do something worthy of fame, not display your family fishing for likes, receiving gifts, being dysfunctional, or having an outing.

You people aren't Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, who have shows because people consider them beautiful and want to feel closer to their glamorous lifestyles of extreme luxury. You're middle class Americans demonstrating that you're hungry for attention because the family you're showing off doesn't sate your desire to be loved.

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The Flood / Nuka you shitstain
« on: May 06, 2017, 04:33:32 PM »
That was told to you in fucking confidence.

I don't go around posting screenshots from the god damn ed Noelle papers for the whole world to see why on earth would you share the details of a romantic engagement that I let you in on with people who only have interest in abusing that information.

You act mature, but you've got a lot of growing up to do.

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The Flood / We are not fucking doing this shit AGAIN
« on: May 06, 2017, 03:54:14 PM »
You niggers are seriously reviving a four year old meme?

It was forced then and it's forced now.
Or has everyone forgotten that there such a thing as forced memes in the era where dank memes are plentiful?

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Serious / AMA I'm about to try to kill myself again.
« on: May 02, 2017, 07:58:17 PM »
I will not be answering any of the questions in this AMA, without regard to the outcome I have made that decision.

I really don't want to explain myself.

Of course, I've written a note explaining absolutely everything.

You will never see it.

But I want you to ask anyway.
I want you to ask because I feel like its important that your questions be raised.

And I want you to try to answer each other for me.
I will never comment on your answers, regardless of whether I read them or not.

In fact, I will never post in this thread again.

If this really is my last post, I just want to say thank you.
This has really been the time of my life.

If you're reading this and wondering why I didn't say anything to you, personally, just know that I didn't want to be talked out of it.

Much more likely than not, I will fail this attempt, but the effort is not without merit, in my mind.

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The Flood / I, too, am also a liar as well
« on: May 02, 2017, 04:04:00 PM »
I'm actually very successful and have never been to jail or lived on the street.

I've never even seen a drug, let alone done one.

I'm also a forty year old man who lives in Italy. I have three kids.

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Since 2007, many Earth to Space weapons have been comissioned, however none has ever been used in hostility. In fact, only one has ever been fired against a target in space, and it was only a test.

The Outer Space Treaty of 1967 prohibits the stationing of WMDs in orbit around the earth, however targeted missiles, energy weapons, and missile defense are not prohibited.

By what year can we expect to station permanent anti personnel, anti vehicle, or anti naval weapons in orbit for use against the surface of the earth?

Personally, I think anti naval weapons would be the most useful class of weapon, though also the most likely to cause WWIII.

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Gaming / Apparently they're making a new darksiders game
« on: May 02, 2017, 12:48:21 PM »
It's said that it will be the third in the series.

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The Flood / Benicio Del Toro will be in SW VIII: TLJ
« on: May 02, 2017, 12:39:01 PM »
You may remember him as The Collector in Guardians of the Galaxy

What colorful character do you think he might play in the new Star Wars?

I honestly think he's the perfect actor to portray Grand Admiral Thrawn, so fingers crossed.

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The Flood / Can't wait to see Wonder Woman: The First Avenger
« on: May 02, 2017, 12:14:30 PM »
Because that's literally the movie it is.

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The Flood / An old man mistook me for a woman today
« on: May 02, 2017, 12:01:30 PM »
Good day

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Septagon / Okay now I really am reporting a glitch
« on: April 29, 2017, 01:53:32 PM »
Mobile error, clicking on the banner on the flood forum specifically has just started resulting in a redirect to this address.

http://sep7agon.net/cgi-bin/redirect.ha

No such page exists, and I have been unable to replicate the error on desktop, but it certainly keeps happening on mobile.

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Septagon / yes hello cheat I'd like to report a glitch
« on: April 29, 2017, 12:04:57 PM »
for some reason I'm not able to make threads on News

please fix this immediately as I have a lot of announcements to make

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Gaming / SHIT nobody tell Kojima
« on: April 29, 2017, 10:20:06 AM »
Why do you like bad graphics?

So you like rubbery steak and cheap wine while they charge you $100? You think that's acceptable?
it's not that i like "bad graphics"--it's that i don't buy into the concept of "bad graphics" to begin with

there are just graphics
Apparently they could've been spending money on writers this whole time instead of animating the hair on the inside of Boss' nose.

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Serious / Fox News under fire?
« on: April 26, 2017, 09:20:22 PM »
Sean Hannity next in line for a smear campaign, a blogger came out and said he sexually harrassed her in the early 2000s.

Apparently, she has admitted this claim was false.

Hannity spent his opening segment tonight claiming Fox News was being systematically attacked and defending himself personally. His main goal was to discredit anyone and everyone speaking against him.

Sound familiar?

Anne Coulter then came on and complained about how UC Berkley shut down an event she had been permitted previously to run on their campus.

The two of them threatened to sue, well, basically everyone who had been adverse to them, Anne Coulter describing a lawsuit already in action as "a great lawsuit".

Essentially, the entire conservative news system is taking up Trump brand rhetoric, in what will surely be the downfall of analytical and focused reporting, as every newsman on the right becomes as self obsessed and self righteous as the frontman they hope to replace, Bill O'Reilly, and the President they espouse to defend, and surely, they deign to emulate.

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The Flood / YOU KILLED IT YOU BASTARD
« on: April 23, 2017, 09:38:14 PM »
YOU DAMN DIRTY CHEAT YOU BLEW IT UP

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The Flood / Lost 5lbs this week
« on: April 22, 2017, 09:19:02 PM »
yass

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The Flood / Merry Dankmas
« on: April 20, 2017, 04:32:19 PM »

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The Flood / Bill O'Reilly fired
« on: April 19, 2017, 10:03:30 PM »
lol

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The Flood / Anarchy lives on
« on: April 19, 2017, 09:54:39 PM »

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The Flood / Had a great night
« on: April 16, 2017, 02:32:36 PM »
I got high out of my skull and listened to the Sex Pistols, Misfits, and Ramones until dawn.

Caught a quick nap and woke up tripping balls and feigned sobriety to my loved ones.

What's your ideal night?

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The Flood / Szechuan Sauce in hot water
« on: April 15, 2017, 08:40:38 PM »
https://www.inverse.com/article/30145-szechuan-sauce-rick-and-morty-mulan-mcdonald-s
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While we’ve come a long way since Mulan, we unfortunately still live in an age where Scarlett Johansson is our best Japanese actress and Asian men are beat up on airplanes for no reason other than gross ignorance. There’s no telling whether McDonald’s will actually bring Szechuan sauce back, but the last thing Asian-Americans need is a sauce to obscure the diversity of their cultures in the same shade of faceless, nationless, Western-approved brown.

Justin Roiland had this to say.

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The Flood / Saw the fate of the furious
« on: April 14, 2017, 06:59:17 PM »
Meh

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The Flood / Question about memes
« on: April 14, 2017, 04:56:38 AM »
What part of memes are memes about distinctions between and the judgement of memes falling under different parts of memes?

Example

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The Flood / I think I'm dead
« on: April 14, 2017, 03:47:07 AM »
I don't know when I died, but I think I've been dead for a while.

Things seem too convenient sometimes.
Sometimes things happen that are just unexplainable.
Maybe the world is working out in some design so I can come to terms with it.

Maybe I really am crazy.

Either way doesn't really make a difference, so who the hell cares.

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The Flood / Who's cuter, Theodore Logan, or Bill S. Preston Esq.
« on: April 14, 2017, 12:12:13 AM »

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