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« on: January 27, 2015, 11:34:42 PM »
Myself, and four of my other co-workers just put in our two weeks notice.
We were the highest ranking employees, who worked the most hours.
Tomorrow, the owners will confront us, and we'll have to dodge their questions.
None of us have secured new jobs, but we think we'll be fine.
We almost quit on the spot while the entire Chamber of Commerce was gathered in our lobby.
So have at it, AMA me anything.
1292
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:32:15 PM »
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1293
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:19:44 PM »
HA HA.
I HAVE MADE A JOKE OF THIS USER'S NAME.
1294
« on: January 27, 2015, 02:02:58 PM »
I think I'm...
Getting down with the sickness.
1295
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:59:49 PM »
hey bb u wan sum fuk
1296
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:57:28 PM »
If you do it quickly enough.
1298
« on: January 27, 2015, 01:12:32 PM »
I have learned a lot of things about this site.
I've given myself Admin privileges and banned Cheat.
I've read some of the witty commentary addressing certain criteria within the website.
I've strode amongst unsuspecting mods in the HQ board.
The one thing I haven't figured out?
HOW TO HACK UP MY POST COUNT.
1299
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:55:48 PM »
 I know, but why did you have to make an image for it and hide it in the system resources? Spoiler It's a 1x1 transparent png, actually depicted above. Linky
1300
« on: January 26, 2015, 01:58:19 PM »
Was the ORIGINAL mod.
He was mod before any other mods modded mderation.
He may be one of us now, but he is still the source of all modbias, and is not to be trusted.
1301
« on: January 26, 2015, 01:32:08 PM »
I have seen it with my own eyes. 
1302
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:34:22 AM »
I use it twice as often as the social media buttons on b.next.
Thanks for spending time on that that you could've spent increasing my post count with 1337 hax0rs.
1303
« on: January 26, 2015, 12:11:56 AM »
Keith the nine year old asked us to subscribe to his"yputube channel", and accidentally posted all of his information online, and we acquired and called his phone number. That was thanks to the incredible detective work of Cheese Potato, but I was banned for six months because of what happened that day. Nonetheless, that hero deserves a medal, because I still have the phone number. Spoiler ayy lmao
mods want you to PM me for it Go nuts boys, it's payback time.
1304
« on: January 25, 2015, 11:27:34 PM »
I'm heading over to the Serious board.
I'll be back later.
Were you expecting me to actually go somewhere?
1305
« on: January 25, 2015, 09:13:51 PM »
This thread from Door, my good friend and an upstanding intellectual, has just been erased completely! http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=25358.0They've gone beyond locks, they've gone too far! You damned dirty mods!
1306
« on: January 25, 2015, 08:54:15 PM »
THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS.
Seeing as I have now reached 1000 posts, I obviously have a higher post count than anyone else, including Cheat himself.
This entitles me to immediate Adminhood, and I am taking over the site and devoting it entirely to research into why autistic faggots spend their days posting memes.
As you might have guessed, this will mean that you will all have to cease the usual intellectual discussion that goes on here, and pretend to be weebs, furries, and other kinds of retards in general.
Nobody will be more effected by this than TrussingDoor, seeing as his posts will undertake the most drastic change in order to become even slightly autistic.
To add to the autism, I will need our incredibly even handed and patient mods to start locking whatever threads they feel like, and ban undeserving users, like our community leaders Comms and Camnator.
As for Cheat and Isara?
They may continue to post here, so long as they swear fealty to me.
With your help, we will undergo a smooth transition in this time of autism.
You can all pick up your extra chromosomes at the Door.
1307
« on: January 25, 2015, 04:59:02 PM »
I am Dan the Man, from Pakistan.
I'm driving all across the land,
Raping kids in my Dan-a-Van.
If you want to take me you'll need a plan,
Because I'm with my brother Stan,
Who learned Kung-Fu when he was in Iran,
Training with the Taliban.
My exploits are so great and grand,
They were recorded in the Dan Qur'an.
Now I'm the leader of Dan Islam.
btw please join my destiny clan
Sorry, I have a short attention span.
Sometimes I smother the children in Flan.
The cheap shit, not name brand.
I like the little ones from Japan.
I fill their buttholes with bran,
And make another eat it 'cause I can.
If you report me you'll be banned,
Because Cheat is one of my Danly Fans.
I'M DAN THE MAN, FROM PAKISTAN!
IF YOU CHASE ME, YOU'LL BE DAMNED
1308
« on: January 24, 2015, 01:44:31 AM »
Anything posted in this thread is a true fact, but only once it's locked.
If the facts you post aren't true enough, then the thread will never lock.
Your first comment is a true fact about Cheat, subsequent posts become true of the following users in this order:
2. Ember
3. RC5908
4. Ryle
5. Meta Cognition
6. Tru
7. Ossku
8. SecondClass
9. [wildcard, pick any user you like]
10. Psy
11. Zen
12+ If you care this much, you can just say whatever you want.
To expedite the truification of your posts, any user you quote in your post may be the target of your fact.
Have fun.
1309
« on: January 21, 2015, 03:31:46 PM »
I have personally contacted our lawyers and am seeing to the end of your corruption with this website. You, along with any other shit-faced moderators on this website (including all user IPs that are linked to any "john cena", "marymejane", and "shane dawson" sep7agon.net accounts, along with any others who have moderated our message boards with horrid modbias) will receive word from our legal advisers very, very shortly in the form of either a phone call, mail letter, or hopefully the authorities themselves. I have saved and banned your IP off of this website. Share this message with anyone else and I assure you I will do more than take legal action. We know people. Don't take that as a fucking joke you sorry basement-dwelling prick. Goodbye. Hope to see your ugly, face in court. If not there, then in the ground where you belong you worthless pile of shit.
YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM ACCESSING THE MESSAGING SYSTEM. ALSO, WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS PAGE YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE ACCESS TO SEP7AGON.NET
1310
« on: January 21, 2015, 02:42:41 PM »
A little under an hour into it (no I did not watch this whole pathetic press release, I skipped around) the presenter is showing off Cortana and announces that she'll be in Windows 10. Almost everything she says is ripped directly from Halo audio. I can't wait for the web browser that's replacing IE, Spartan. Ooh, or the archive manager GuiltySpark, as Windows has never had a built in archiver. I'm especially exited for the Cole Protocol, which makes your computer shut down and delete all of it's data. Yeah, gg M$.
1311
« on: January 21, 2015, 12:22:36 AM »
If you're not inb4lock, the Ryle will meme you. 
1312
« on: January 20, 2015, 01:25:57 PM »
I made the first thread declaring my love for Verbatim two years ago.
You'll never take him away from me, do you understand?
He is, always has been, and always will be, mine.
1313
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:11:54 PM »
Science has no reason why seasons occur, as far as we can tell, the sun just gets further away from the earth because it hates Christmas, but in The Silmarillion, Tolkien explains with divine providence.  And where was Disco invented? At the Four Seasons hotel. Coincidence? I think not. Tolkien: 1 Science: 0 ITT: Post explanations for phenomenae science claims are unsolvable, like why people are black.
1314
« on: January 19, 2015, 04:03:50 PM »
When applying flux, proper technique is required to avoid burns, or uneven coating. 
1315
« on: January 19, 2015, 12:54:36 PM »
I think I miss more so the first days of this noble project than the days of b.old. Those days when we were forging our own path, and the advent of the UN game, the PM party trains, and most importantly, no buttplug.deej. Also, all of the autism that came out of Omega's mouth.
1316
« on: January 18, 2015, 11:31:25 PM »
1317
« on: January 15, 2015, 07:01:37 PM »
Was that our first CP emergency?
Thanks to Demonic for (eventually) doing something before the FBI arrived.
1318
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:46:00 PM »
I just sprayed myself with Axe, and now I reek terribly.
Maybe I should kill myself.
1319
« on: January 12, 2015, 06:02:41 PM »
Yes my son. If he believes enough, a man can do anything.
*cue tears*
1320
« on: January 10, 2015, 01:52:42 AM »
Someone on /b/ posted a link to an illegal cache of MLP episodes, and after wiping my vomit off of my desk, I noticed something in the corner, a link entitled DMCA. Obviously this is in regards to the Digital Millennium Copyrights Act, so I opened it. This is what came out.
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