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The Flood / I'd like to report a glitch I've noticed
« on: June 10, 2015, 04:38:20 AM »
I think whatever code you is to determine where threads go is messing up, because every time I go to serious I see all of these threads that were made by like, one guy, and they all seem to be troll threads.

See the is contrary to the nature of the board. For some reason though, all of the other troll threads are kept where they belong, it's only this one guy's.

I think his username is also glitching out, because it should be Oldfag Sparkles, but it keeps changing to some pseudo intellectual bullshit.

Please help, thanks.
-yorkie

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The Flood / Free Comms
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:51:59 AM »
And also slash and Joel and Kiyo and Dustin and my mom too thanks

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The Flood / Shitty Alcohol Thread
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:37:12 AM »
So there are a few drinks that I absolutely can't stand, obviously American piss beer, but also some liquors.

ITT, we are going to taking about which of these are the worst, so that others can avoid them.

If somebody sees something here they like, feel free to enlighten then as to an objectively better choice.

Jack Daniels Tennessee honey is shit, and so is Smirnoff marshmallow.

Anything with so much sugar it's syrupy is awful.

I'm also not a fan of sake cocktails, sake sound only be drunken straight.

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The Flood / Is nobody going to ban comms?
« on: June 10, 2015, 01:19:18 AM »
You know he's gonna do some shit tonight, would you really rather be on clean up than preemptive?

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The Flood / Because of Mod Bias...
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:34:32 AM »
We will never know who will win this final duel.

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The Flood / Would you fuck Cheat?
« on: June 10, 2015, 12:27:28 AM »
Honestly, cheats a pretty cute guy.
I think I might let him pound me punishingly and unbendingly.

I'm not saying that I like Jews, but a 14 year old girl is a 14 year old girl, naw I'm sayin?

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The Flood / Hey, Class
« on: June 09, 2015, 09:45:05 PM »
Nobody goes to fucking Kroger.
It's a disgusting backwater grocery store where niggers shop.

I went into one the other day, and couldn't shake the feeling I was going to get jumped.

I never feel that way in HEB, but you wouldn't know because they don't have those superior grocery stores in your disgusting nigger yankee neighborhood.

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Serious / Back in my day...
« on: June 08, 2015, 07:40:58 PM »
We put a TL;DR after an insurmountable wall of text.

I've written some long, ranty threads before.
Not so much on Sep7, but it was kind of my style to rant endlessly circumlocutively on b.net, and the majority of the time I posted a TL;DR.

Now, this seems to be foregone on Serious, as there is a rule against stating that you are too lazy to read the OP, or a response. Obviously, it would be improper conduct to come onto this forum and state that you are not going to take someone seriously, and do not want to pay enough attention to them or don't have enough courtesy to read what they have to say, but at some point it becomes nauseating to the onlooker who wants to get the jist of what's being talked about without becoming deeply involved in it.

I do a lot more lurking on Serious than I do posting, and I would like to spectate a conversation and decide whether or not I want to devote an hour to really becoming immersed in the topic, but as it stands I often find myself skimming threads with little objectality and leaving them with only as much idea what to think about it than when I came in.

I'm not saying that every time you post something you need to provide a summary, but in the very least if you post a 2000 word OP you might provide the short and sweet version at the end.

I'm not looking for enforcement or anything, but it would be nice if you could consider this, as an act of courtesy.

TL;DR: Y'all cunts like yer fookin' walls a' texts

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The Flood / How do we all live with ourselves?
« on: June 08, 2015, 06:36:32 PM »
Holy shit, we're all fucking murderers.

I have half a mind to kill myself as recompence for my sins, and the other half to kill myself so that my body can be used as compost to grow morally superior food.

I mean, notamod dammit, I feel so guilty just knowing that something with hopes and aspirations, maybe it wanted to be a doctor or a lawyer, something sentient and perhaps even of transient or omnescient cognition was brutally and ritualistically slaughtered just so that I could get some weird unneccessary vitamins or protein that I could have gotten from morally superior beans.

Verbatim was right, and he's the only one who deserves to post here.
I'm standing on the bucket right now, will kick as soon as I post this thread, I hope you will all have the self restraint to leave your last words here before you are compelled by the terrible voices of the slaughtered hopefuls to do the same.

Kitsunekun can already hear them, you can't tell me you haven't.
Perhaps you didn't know what they are until now, but I know that they have made you want to die.

I'll see all of you in hell, where I am surely damned to spend eternity.

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The Flood / Game of Thrones is shit.
« on: June 08, 2015, 05:17:28 PM »
What are your unpopular opinions?

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The Flood / What do tigers dream of?
« on: June 08, 2015, 04:00:42 PM »
srs thread

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Septagon / Private Group Alternatives
« on: June 08, 2015, 10:17:25 AM »
With all of the drama on this forum, it's a good idea to create some form of private communication.

However, it's plain that the community is adverse to private groups.

My own idea, is that we introduce private threads, like we had on proboards.

Rather than just a carbon copy feature, a link to the thread appears in your inbox.

I don't really understand how exclusivity works on this site, but I am led to believe that it has to do with nameplates. So creating a new one each time might be unfeasible, so other suggestions would be much appreciated.

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The Flood / Rate the user above you.
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:45:43 AM »
Rate them on a scale of 1-10, as a poster.

Consider rarity of pepes, dankness of memes, le ebin rusems, and of course, cheekiness.

I guess if you're boring you can rate conversational value as well.

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The Flood / Hey Cheat
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:30:51 AM »
Where is my custom text color?

I'm too lazy to hit the text color button every time.

I will give you millions, if not billions of dollars, and a voucher for infinite girlfriends.

Whaddya say?

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The Flood / I think my identity may have been stolen.
« on: June 05, 2015, 09:57:43 PM »
Apparently I opened a home loan in 2010, and an auto loan in 2013.

What can I do about this?

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The Flood / Attention Flood Females
« on: June 05, 2015, 07:32:16 PM »
How does it feel to know that Tru is cuter than all of us?

For real, I could never hope to be that adorable.

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The Flood / Cheat, do i look like a pedophile?
« on: June 04, 2015, 03:22:25 PM »

Absolutely disgusting.

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Gaming / END CONSOLE SEGREGATION
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:19:18 PM »
PC and Mac players get to play together, Android and iPhone gamers can coexist, would it be so hard to let us live between consoles?

Some of my best friends are autistic PS4 players, and I am hate that I would have to shove $400 to play with them.

Get with the fucking program console making dickwads.

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The Flood / I have a confession.
« on: June 04, 2015, 01:11:32 PM »
In order to prevent internet elegiacs creeps from stalking me, I have lied to you.

My name is not Michael Scott, like the office. (that would be cool as fuck tho)

My real name is Tiffany Fremont, and I have lady parts.

For the last few years, I have been posting pictures of a guy I met on kik wherever people ask for pictures of me.

I can't tell you his real name, because I don't think he'd be okay with you knitting his face and name.

Some time before the last anarchy he sent me a dick pic and I haven't talked to him since. (that's why I made a duck pic thread, lol)

AMA me anything.

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The Flood / hey palpatine!
« on: June 04, 2015, 12:33:15 PM »
Where did you get this dank kush?
Spoiler
Grew it.
How did you pick which ship would suit Vader?
Spoiler
Flew it.
Bruce Willis was dead at the end!
Spoiler
Knew it.
What did you do with your boypussy?
Spoiler
Threw it.
What happened to your plan to convert Luke Skywalker?
Spoiler
Blew it.
Spoiler
Whenever you enter the word Luke into a Windows phone, it actually suggests Skywalker to be the next word, lol.
Should I make some coffee?
Spoiler
Brew it.
I seriously can't get enough of these, post any you think up!

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The Flood / Thinking about changing my GT
« on: June 01, 2015, 06:11:15 PM »
MODS
THIS IS NOT ABOUT GAMING.
THIS IS ABOUT THE USERNAME OF MY ONLINE PERSONA, AND IS AN ISSUE OF SOCIAL INTERACTION.

DO NOT MOVE THIS THREAD INTO GAMING, AS IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VIDEO GAMES.
I've been Jx493 for a long time now, and I have a lot of friends that recognise me that way, but I also meet a lot of people online from The Flood who don't recognise me.

I'm wondering what to change my GT to to remedy this.

I have so far:
Jx Sol
Jx Solonoid

Suggestions?

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The Flood / "Weebs Burn in Hell"
« on: June 01, 2015, 11:56:04 AM »
-Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Cory in The House and Shrek, two of the most beautiful cinematic masterworks of the Anime golden age.

Miyamoto blames the rise of the Weebs on the Collapse, which occured when the Weebness attacked the Animutor, which brought about the golden age.

Other Miyamoto quotes:
I could tell you why anime was a mistake.
I don't even have time to explain anime is nothing but trash.
Ah, yes, Studio Ghibli, out there wavering between anime gold and weeaboo shit.

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The Flood / I found the truth about Jive's penis.
« on: May 28, 2015, 07:43:59 PM »






And when they fail to split, it becomes "buff cancer"
Spoiler

So you see everybody, dut to the lack of need for buff guys to deliver a load into a woman, Jive has evolved to not need a large penis. In fact, it will help to have a small one if he ever decides to start steroids, because then he won't be losing anythign.

In essence, because they reproduce through mitosis instead of meiosis, it's kind of like Jive's entire body is his penis.
So even though his phallus may be tiny, Jive's genitals are indeed massive.

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The Flood / My honest onion of you
« on: May 28, 2015, 09:15:44 AM »
come here to find out whether or not you have layers

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The Flood / I just installed a new doorknob, AMA
« on: May 28, 2015, 03:40:11 AM »
According to Texas legal code the doorknob I replaced is not considered a Security Device, but the one I installed is.
This means that I do not need permission to add it.

By installing it, it becomes a permanent fixture.
I anticipate my landlord will remove the device, if not the door itself.

If he does this, then he has retaliated against me.
Under Subchapter H, this is an unfounded retaliation.

Further, I am entitled to, in this case, one month's rent plus $500, moving costs, actual expenses, as well as all court costs and attorney fees, on top of any civil penalties he may owe me under Subchapter H.

Go ahead, AMA me anything.

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The Flood / A Downvote a Day!
« on: May 27, 2015, 10:49:30 AM »
With this step by step guide, you too can effortlessly downvote Desty each day.

It's easy and fun!

If you are using Windows:
•Bring up the Control Panel
•In Category view, click on System and Security, then Administrative Tools
•Load up Task Scheduler
•On the righthand side, click Create a Basic Task
•Give it a name; click next
•Select the trigger "Daily"; click next
•Select your browser to be launched as the action, for example "C:\Program Files (x86)\Google\Chrome\Application\chrome.exe"
•After that, paste this url: http://sep7agon.net/index.php?action=modifykarma;sa=smite;uid=221;topic=37962.0;m=728970;e6c0178fb=e2fc7f6389064c0eacb53be5b335036a
•Click finish!
If you are using a laptop
•Find your schedled event in the list
•Under settings, be sure to specify that the task will run regardless of whether or not you are connected to AC power

Now you will automagically downvote Desty each and every day!

If you are using Mac:
•Upgrade to a PC

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The Flood / Am I permabanned from anarchy?
« on: May 24, 2015, 01:13:13 AM »
I wanted to post dick pics :(

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The Flood / wort wort wort
« on: May 23, 2015, 07:56:18 PM »

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The Flood / Are their heads supposed to point that way?
« on: May 23, 2015, 03:41:16 PM »
Because it's the only angle I want to see them at.
Spoiler

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