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« on: May 08, 2016, 11:48:56 PM »
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« on: May 03, 2016, 05:47:40 PM »
Ofcourse he says it "tongue in cheek" but you know they have to admit it in whatever way they can before they move on to the next phase of illuminati sacrifice!
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« on: May 02, 2016, 09:02:27 PM »
"And I'm quickscoping in a most peculiar way..."
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« on: April 27, 2016, 01:47:51 AM »
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« on: April 11, 2016, 02:06:59 AM »
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« on: April 09, 2016, 06:56:14 PM »
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« on: April 09, 2016, 04:16:16 PM »
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« on: April 09, 2016, 04:08:40 PM »
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« on: April 09, 2016, 03:45:47 PM »
AMA
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« on: April 09, 2016, 03:43:03 PM »
I drink Monster Green Tea.
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« on: April 07, 2016, 08:27:13 PM »
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« on: April 06, 2016, 09:33:47 AM »
Long story short, I received a $100 Amazon gift card last year. After redeeming it, I discovered that this credit does not transfer to European Amazon locations (amazon.fr, amazon.co.uk, amazon.de...), meaning that I can only use the money on the American Amazon store. Because shipping from the US to EU is either not an option for most products and the additional shipping / potential custom costs almost not even make it worth it, I haven't spend any of it yet. As an American I know will be coming over to Belgium next week, this may just be a great opportunity for me to have some stuff delivered at their place in the US so that they can be brought over here. Problem is, I don't really need anything or have a specific purpose in mind so any help would obviously be appreciated.
tl;dr, I want to spend $100 on Amazon by tomorrow and don't know what. Suggestions and links are welcome.
Eurotrash cunt.
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« on: April 05, 2016, 02:59:11 PM »
boo fucking hoo
Screw fucking you.
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« on: April 05, 2016, 02:16:14 PM »
Ok today I was at the campus library trying to work on my paper/kill time until class. Then this ugly Russian whore comes and sits right next to me. She was fuckin annoying. She played music loud so that I could hear it through her earphones and just laid her shot out all over the table forcing me to scoot to the edge.
Then it gets worse. 2 more Russian arrive. 2 males. They just steal chairs from other tables so they can sit behind her, and in doing so they end up sitting behind me too. I had wanted to leave by then, but those Russians obviously wanted my seat and seemed to be annoyed at my presence. Now I wasn't going to let some cunt Russians win and pressure me to leave, so I resolved to stay there and out last them.
That was fuckin hell. They just kept babbling in Russian nonstop. If you're in America then speak English. They didn't even do anything productive. The first bitch turned her chair around to face them and they just talked some more. They spoke some English but usually reverted back to Russian. From what I could gather they were just talking shit about their classes and some shit about UFC. They had like nothing better to do besides sit there and ramble about bullshit in Russian.
Eventually they both left, leaving me and the girl. I had to go to class in a couple minutes and I wasted all my free time so I just left and went to class all pissed off.
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« on: April 04, 2016, 11:42:39 PM »
Discuss faggots.
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« on: April 03, 2016, 10:02:39 PM »
I like how I haven't watched the episode yet, but I don't have to worry about spoilers because nothing happens.
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« on: April 03, 2016, 09:44:02 AM »
ITT: the crumbling infrastructure of Eurotrashfuckmenistan.
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« on: April 03, 2016, 09:34:04 AM »
Not a movie death but sad
Officer: command I am compromised, repeat I am compromised.
Command: please repeat and confirm
Officer: They have spotted me, there are shooting everywhere, i am pinned, request evacuation immediately
Command: evacuation request acknowledged
Officer: please hurry I am low on ammo, they seem to everywhere, I can’t hold them for too long please hurry
Command: Confirmed, hold them off, continue return of fire, go to safe position, air support is monitoring, state coordinates
Officer: gives coordinates which are blurred in the translation
Command: command repeats coordinates which are blurred. Confirm
Officer: confirmed, please hurry I am low on ammo, they are surroundig me, bastards
Command: 12 minutes until evacuation, return to safe line, I repeat return to safe line
Officer: They are close, I am surrounded, this may be the end, tell my family I love them dearly
Command: return to green line, continue return of fire, help is on the way, followed by air support
Officer: negative, I am surrounded, they are so many of these bastards
Command: 10 minutes, return to green line
Officer: I can’t they have surrounded me and are closing in, please hurry
Command: move to green line, repeat move to green line
Officer: They are outside, conduct the airstrike now please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and i died fighting for my motherland.
Command: Negative return to green line
Officer: I cant command, I am surrounded, they are outside, I don’t want them to take me and parade me, conduct the airstrike, they will make a mockery of me and this uniform. I want to die with dignity and take all these bastards with me. please my last wish, conduct the airstrike, they will kill me either way.
Command: please confirm your request
Officer: They out outside, this is the end commander, thank you, tell my family and my country I love them. Tell them I was brave and I fought until I could no longer. Please take care of my family, avenge my death, good bye commander, tell my family I love them
Command: No response, orders the airstrike
^ this was the Russian solider who called an Airstrike on himself
Take your Russian shilling somewhere else.
Stop been such an ignorant American
Stop believing everything you hear on Russia Today. That story is just fabricated propaganda to hide the fact the he called an airstrike on himself because he is just another typical Russian drunkard.
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« on: April 03, 2016, 09:27:27 AM »
OT: this isn't technically a death but still pretty sad. Also this.
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« on: April 03, 2016, 09:20:50 AM »
Not a movie death but sad
Officer: command I am compromised, repeat I am compromised.
Command: please repeat and confirm
Officer: They have spotted me, there are shooting everywhere, i am pinned, request evacuation immediately
Command: evacuation request acknowledged
Officer: please hurry I am low on ammo, they seem to everywhere, I can’t hold them for too long please hurry
Command: Confirmed, hold them off, continue return of fire, go to safe position, air support is monitoring, state coordinates
Officer: gives coordinates which are blurred in the translation
Command: command repeats coordinates which are blurred. Confirm
Officer: confirmed, please hurry I am low on ammo, they are surroundig me, bastards
Command: 12 minutes until evacuation, return to safe line, I repeat return to safe line
Officer: They are close, I am surrounded, this may be the end, tell my family I love them dearly
Command: return to green line, continue return of fire, help is on the way, followed by air support
Officer: negative, I am surrounded, they are so many of these bastards
Command: 10 minutes, return to green line
Officer: I can’t they have surrounded me and are closing in, please hurry
Command: move to green line, repeat move to green line
Officer: They are outside, conduct the airstrike now please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and i died fighting for my motherland.
Command: Negative return to green line
Officer: I cant command, I am surrounded, they are outside, I don’t want them to take me and parade me, conduct the airstrike, they will make a mockery of me and this uniform. I want to die with dignity and take all these bastards with me. please my last wish, conduct the airstrike, they will kill me either way.
Command: please confirm your request
Officer: They out outside, this is the end commander, thank you, tell my family and my country I love them. Tell them I was brave and I fought until I could no longer. Please take care of my family, avenge my death, good bye commander, tell my family I love them
Command: No response, orders the airstrike
^ this was the Russian solider who called an Airstrike on himself
Take your Russian shilling somewhere else.
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« on: April 02, 2016, 04:49:21 PM »
Stray cats are filthy vermin. My dogs are trained killers and they kill anything that wanders into my yard. They've killed a dozen or so cats.
Mind if I get your name and address? I want to learn your ways.
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« on: April 02, 2016, 04:07:58 PM »
Stray cats are filthy vermin. My dogs are trained killers and they kill anything that wanders into my yard. They've killed a dozen or so cats.
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« on: April 02, 2016, 10:32:06 AM »
Mad Men
The Wonder Years
Rick and Morty
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« on: April 02, 2016, 10:30:07 AM »
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« on: April 01, 2016, 08:26:48 AM »
Noodles bro, it's friday
She said she got called in to work.
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« on: March 31, 2016, 08:17:24 AM »
Looked that up on Spotify and turned it off after 2 seconds. You need better taste in music. That shit was trash.
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« on: March 30, 2016, 04:41:48 PM »
Like really bro, even if she's doing public takeoff, you're paying too much.
Also I'm paying her double for driving 10 miles to my city.
10 miles to another city? Do you live in Cali?
Yes.
California is retarded. It should not take 10 miles to get to another city!
There's 2 other cities in between ours.
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« on: March 30, 2016, 04:09:55 PM »
Like really bro, even if she's doing public takeoff, you're paying too much.
Also I'm paying her double for driving 10 miles to my city.
10 miles to another city? Do you live in Cali?
Yes.
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« on: March 29, 2016, 08:04:37 PM »
The Persians got beat by Alexander the Gay.
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« on: March 29, 2016, 07:39:14 PM »
What a complete ripoff, you can get a six pack on Amazon for ten bucks. Granted they're not used but that begs the question: Why do you want it used?
Because it has her scent and it touched her vagina and that's the closest I'll get to one probably.
I'd be willing to pay like a couple thousand to have sex with her but if I proposition her she'll probably call off the whole thing.
bruh if you're willing to drop money on a pair of her panties, you can easily drop money on a cheap hooker if you're that desperate
Cheap hookers where I'm from are all large black transvestites. So that's why I'm willing to pay that much just for the panties of a young white girl.
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