Thanks dad, you fucking asshole.

really gay of you fam tbh imho

What's gay is the fact that I want to pound your asshole.

So you have hero fantasies of saving your hero?

Yes.

Like it's not just that. I picture that time after where he shows up at my funeral and thanks my family for the sacrifice I made.

Recommend me games for a medium tier laptop

Ace Attorney ROMs

Arctic Monkeys

Baby I'm Yours
Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys
Still Take You Home
From The Ritz To The Rubble
When The Sun Goes Down
505
Fluorescent Adolescent
Balaclava
Only Ones Who Know
Old Yellow Bricks
Crying Lightning
Pretty Visitors
Dance Little Liar
Jeweler's Hands
Brick By Brick
Reckless Serenade
I Want It All
Snap Out Of It
Knee Socks
I Wanna Be Yours

Still mad I missed out on their last Portland visit due to illness.
 

It's just the song faggots.

I think it sounds nice.

dude's gonna die before it finishes

my greatest fear.

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 02, 2016, 12:47:51 AM

Fruit confessed our marriage

We couldn't keep it a secret forever

SO FUCKIN PISSED RIGHT NOW

I CAN LEARN THOUGH, I'LL WORK MY ASS TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.

Quote from: Thunder on January 02, 2016, 12:18:06 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 02, 2016, 12:13:28 AM

You cant just get a butler

Look, I'll cook, clean, landscape and act as security. All I require is food and warm shelter and I suppose clothing.

hmmmm

How fast are you at cooking?
Can you secure all 5 of our cats with their litters and meal times on the exact time?
Will you be able to get everyone up for work/college at 5am?
Will you be able to make breakfast before then?

And most important, can you make good tea?

lightening quick, as long as it's eggs
maybe?
yes
yes

no ;___;

I don't think that stuff happens anymore without official reasons

What do you mean "official reasons"? Butler still exists as a profession.

Can I seriously be your butler?

See you in hell motherfucker.

same