I just told Cristiano Ronaldo to eat shit and called him a spic.

It's not much but here's hoping I at least rustled some of his fans' jimmies!

Don't forget your firearm. I've got a feeling shit's going to go down at one of these somewhere.

He just can't stop winning at life!

http://abcnews.go.com/International/us-intel-isis-passport-printing-machine-blank-passports/story?id=35700681

With the U.S. and other countries on high alert for ISIS attacks, American authorities are warning the terror group’s followers may have infiltrated American borders with authentic-looking passports ISIS has printed itself with its own machines, according to an intelligence report obtained by ABC News.

The 17-page Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) Intelligence Report, issued to law enforcement last week, says ISIS likely has been able to print legitimate-looking Syrian passports since taking over the city of Deir ez-Zour last summer, home to a passport office with “boxes of blank passports” and a passport printing machine. Another passport office was located in Raqqa, Syria, which has long been ISIS’s de facto capital.

“Since more than 17 months [have] passed since Raqqa and Deir ez-Zour fell to ISIS, it is possible that individuals from Syria with passports ‘issued’ in these ISIS controlled cities or who had passport blanks, may have traveled to the U.S.,” the report says.

 Former Department of Homeland Security intelligence official and ABC News consultant John Cohen said, “If ISIS has been able to acquire legitimate passports or machines that create legitimate passports, this would represent a major security risk in the United States.”

Fake Syrian passports have already been discovered in Europe, most notably two used by suicide bombers in the horrific terrorist attack on Paris last month. The two men are believed to have slipped into Europe with a flood of Syrian refugees fleeing the violence in their homeland.

 “The source further stated that fake Syrian passports are so prevalent in Syria that Syrians do not even view possessing them as illegal,” the report says. “The source stated fake Syrian passports can be obtained in Syria for $200 to $400 and that backdated passport stamps to be placed in the passport cost the same.”

The report included one example in which law enforcement officials said that a Syrian passport discovered in Turkey was printed with a designator number indicating it had been printed in an ISIS-controlled area earlier this year.

Whelp, it's over m8s. We can stop the migration of refugees now but the terrorists may already be here.

The only thing I can think of is having a low center of gravity.

When are they?

What are the categories?

Who are the nominees?

Fuggin Mancs.

Enjoy playing on Thursdays.

Not that it's possible anyway. A barring of people from entering based on religious testing goes against the constitution, therefore making it illegal. Only other viable option is to bar people from specific nations from entering.

Really just curious to see what the numbers here are.

CUZ WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

Kings of the Cuck

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/03/sport/fifa-corruption-charges-justice-department/index.html


wew lad

This is literally the gift that keeps on giving. Notice that there are two Americans in there, it ain't just shitty third-worlders.

http://go.cnn.com/?stream=cnn

20 shot, 12 reported causalities

The Los Angeles Times reported that the shooting took place at about 11 a.m. at a social service office in San Bernardino.

A police spokeswoman told the Times that the suspects were heavily armed and possibly wearing body armor.

Why do we even sell body armor? dafuq man

I need to know for medical purposes.

Or am I just a fatty fat fat American?

t4r